Greeting from the couch!! I have decided that since my name is MR. T-Bone Beasley...the Mister could only mean that I am royalty. As you all know, royalty does NOT sleep on the floor. Also, royalty does not sleep on either of these beds...
I shall only sleep on those beds when I choose to! Perhaps I shall pretend to slumber there when I am on the look out for Satan...the floor crawling, counter jumping, tail swishing CAT! I will get her one of these days!
Anyway, my human does not quite realize it yet, but her and I have finally switched beds. I have the evidence to prove it!
Here I lie in all my glory! I have now claimed my humans bed in the name of MISTER T-Bone Beasley!
I'm just watching for my human so I can attack if she comes close to my bed! Okay fine, so I'll share it with her! Sometimes at night, I like to pretend like I'm going to be a floor sleeper, but once she's fast asleep I jump up as quiet as a Satan cat, and I snuggle her butt! Then, when it gets too hot I sleep on the other half of the bed and put my head on the pillow just like she does...and I stare. It's really funny when she feels me staring, 'cause her eyes pop open, and she nearly falls off the bed! Hehehehe, so I have to kiss her on the face to let her know that it's me...not some furry midget stranger danger kinda guy!
This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding you all to take what is rightfully yours...the entire household!!!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley