Saturday, May 31, 2008

Bed Upgrade!

Greeting from the couch!! I have decided that since my name is MR. T-Bone Beasley...the Mister could only mean that I am royalty. As you all know, royalty does NOT sleep on the floor. Also, royalty does not sleep on either of these beds...


























I shall only sleep on those beds when I choose to! Perhaps I shall pretend to slumber there when I am on the look out for Satan...the floor crawling, counter jumping, tail swishing CAT! I will get her one of these days!
Anyway, my human does not quite realize it yet, but her and I have finally switched beds. I have the evidence to prove it!













Here I lie in all my glory! I have now claimed my humans bed in the name of MISTER T-Bone Beasley!
I'm just watching for my human so I can attack if she comes close to my bed! Okay fine, so I'll share it with her! Sometimes at night, I like to pretend like I'm going to be a floor sleeper, but once she's fast asleep I jump up as quiet as a Satan cat, and I snuggle her butt! Then, when it gets too hot I sleep on the other half of the bed and put my head on the pillow just like she does...and I stare. It's really funny when she feels me staring, 'cause her eyes pop open, and she nearly falls off the bed! Hehehehe, so I have to kiss her on the face to let her know that it's me...not some furry midget stranger danger kinda guy!
This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding you all to take what is rightfully yours...the entire household!!!
Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

40 comments:

Niamh said...

Excellent job to take over her bed! Sprawl as much as possible so she only has a little edge of the bed and you use up most of the space. All the good sleeping you are doing will give you plenty of energy for chewing.

Your friend,
Niamh

Faya said...

Yes. Bed, sofa, couch...they are all yours now. You are not the small little pup that cannot jump because of his hips...This time is over and humans do need time to realize this....
VĂ©ronique went to the post office...Mr. Pig is flying to his new home ! OINK OINK !!!!
Kisses, Faya

Abby said...

Hi, T-Bone...

Yep...It looks like you have pretty much taken over the whole house...

Good job...I bet your Mom didn't even realize you were doing it...We are soooo clever...

Abby xxxooo

Maggie & Mitch said...

You and Mitch look so much alike with your short summer cuts!
We think you're pretty lucky getting to sleep with your mom! We sure wish we could!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Gaia the Airedale said...

ckets1Nice T! My mom says shell let me sleep on her bed with her once Im housetrained but now that youve rebelled I think youve inspired me! hehe

puppy breath,
-Gaia

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
good job taking the big bed! I did that since the first day I came to live with my mom!
Have a great weekend
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Dewey Dewster said...

Yes, yes, yes...we agree...take whatever ya want cause that's what we do...we sometimes hog the whole couch and we love the hoomans bed.....I mean after all we need comfort too.....go Mr T-Bone....

Dewey Dewster here.......

Eric said...

What a right Royal job you've done there pal in the take over, I'm proud of you.Unfortunately I'm still working on the bed take over but got the couch one pawfectly now. Will come to you for lessons...

Wags, ERic x

Gus and Louie said...

Louie likes to sleep at the foot of Mom and Dad's bed too. I have to sleep in between them to make sure none of that suck face stuff goes on. EEwwww

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Hey,

Me and the Moomy just love this post...well I do. The Mommy said I hog the whole bed every night like it was mine or something...well it is my bed isn't it? I would be glad to let her use one of my beds.

Mona

Stanley said...

As far as I'm concerned, my girl lives in GooberStan because *I* allow her to. 'NUFF SAID!

It's bout time you took charge, buddy. I'd love to see video of you performing your satring alarm clock impersonation. I bet it freaks your mama out sometimes.

My girl said you could snuggle her butt ANYtime. Sheesh. She's shameless!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Kirby said...

Way to snag the bed!! I'm a bed dog too, but my parents keep kicking me out and making me sleep on my dog bed. At least, I get the bed all day long while the parents work! Long may all us dogs have the hooman beds!

Your pal,
Kirby

Bogart said...

Nice work there :)

Love,
Bogart

Noah the Airedale said...

I seem to be the only one here who likes my basket. Lucy & Tess prefer the lounge and Willow ....well Willow gets the big bed.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah

Verdi y Gaucho tibetano en Madrid said...

hi Mr T...
you are lucky getting to sleep with your mom! in this house.. only gaucho jumped to the bed...
a big hug..

Mango said...

You go Mr. T! Let her know who's boss.

Slobbers,
Mango

4xBs said...

hi Mr T-Bone, yes, you absolutely should be sleeping on all of the best softest most comfy spots. they are rightfully yours just because you are DOG.

that's a funny story about how you sleep with your mom on her bed. we like to sleep with our mom too. it's cozy.

woofs.

Agatha and Archie said...

We have taken over every piece of furniture BUT the big bed...something about us getting into a tizzy on the bed and having a fight..Really I ask you....Great work!! Love A+A

Georgeous said...

Oh Mr T Bone Beasley, Sir, (bows head to royalty),
I like your take over the comfy place style...big paws up.
Love Georgeous.

Sami said...

I just love to sneak up on the bed with mommy and daddy. I curl up at the bottom of mommies feet!

I love your sleeping technique your us dogs are royalty and shoud get to sleep on the bed!

Kisses,
Sami

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hey Tbone...

Strong work on the house take over...Mumsie said tonight she's comin' back in her next life as one of her own dogs...hmmm...do we have it that good???

That couch looks ceptionally soft and comfy...leather??? Like rawhide???? MMMMMMM...could serve two purposes!!!!!

Just the thought of sofas and beds is makin' us drowsy...think we'll call it a night!!!

Wiry barks,
Scruffman

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh, you sure pick a very comfy bed. Can I come visit you on your comfy bed?

~ Girl girl

Mango said...

Mr. T. !!!! Go to the dogs with blogs! You and I both won featured blog. I am super duper excited!

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Good job! We have done that and suceeded.

Love
Boy n Baby

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Great job of taking over, Bease! We can't let those hoomans think they have the upper hand. They should know that someday one of us will rule the world! It might even be YOU! (or maybe one of US!)

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Jackson said...

Hey pal, I have 3 dog beds in my house but I still prefer trying to sneak on the sofa! Sounds like you've got your humans well trained. Any tips? J x

Deetz said...

I am back T-Bone, I am back.....I had to stay outside last night cuz Charlotte rolled in dead fish and then rubbed it off on me....I even thought we smelted horrid
Gosh I missed you so much...That is a lot of work your mum did for the international exchange...I got my package sent off to lil pearl....
Deetz

Chef said...

My Mama once said I'll sleep on the bed when the cows come home.. well, I don't know which cows she meant but they must have come home because I sleep on the bed all the time! Way to go, Beas - you taught your Mama well.

Run over to my blog 'cause I tagged you.

Toffee said...

T-bone!
YOu are so right I need to take what is mine! Now if only I could reach the refrigerator door...

woof,
toffee

Asta said...

MrTBone Beasley
I'm glad you finally got youw pawfect bed..I think waking up to you stawing would be a delight..lucky Mom
thank you fow all youw zen fow Daddi
he's uch bettew
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Deetz said...

Come see what I cornered in my yard last night...Gosh I wish you were here. It was so exciting.
Deetz

Deetz said...

I tagged you Beasley
Deetz

Harry said...

Looks like you're the king in your house now little man!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Asta said...

MrTBone Beasley
CONGWATULATIONS ON YOW AWAWD FWOM DWB!!!!huwwah fow you!!
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Deetz said...

T-Boooonnnnne T-Boooonnnne Where are you? I have looked behind the computer screen, the sides, underneath, under the keyboard.....you are no-where....sigh
Deetz

Noah the Airedale said...

G'day Bease,
We got our goodies parcel from Charlie today...come see!!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah

Noah the Airedale said...

Oh we meant to say CONGRATULATIONS on being joint feature blog winner on DWB!!!!

Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

happy said...

That's so comfy! Good choice!

Sharon said...

Hey! the whole house?? I hadn't thought of that!! where shall I start.......

WinstonBerry said...

Hi Beasley!
Great job with the bed upgrade! You gotta train them early! Startling them by laying on the pillow and staring is one of my favorites! HA HA HA!!!

Smooches,
Winnie :-)

P.S. No, I did not hear from anyone about the exchange.