Sunday, September 28, 2008

Are You Ready For Some Football!

Woot Woot! I am totally ready for the football season!

Do you see this?

Check it out! I’ve got my new football collar! Noah told me about this awesome place called Needle Nose Apparel! There is this woman who make these awesome collars for all of us furry, four legged folk! I know Faya and Gooberstan have some, too!

My tie dye one that so many of you love came from Needle Nose Apparel.

Basically, I’m just trying to be like Eric…I gotta stay in style!

Anyways, beyond the awesomeness that is my new collar, check this out!
If you go the site you will see that I am the only terrier that is posted amongst some very handsome four legged humans!

I made a deal with my human. I told her that as long as she didn’t put me in any clothes I would wear as many collars as she wanted. But I heard some rumors about a Halloween costume. I think she is taking back on our deal. I’m not quite sure of the repercussions that she will suffer for this tragic event, but I do know that she will suffer…

By the way! I thought I would give you all an update on all of our friends participating in the Holiday Card Exchange! So far we have about 90 participants! Don’t forget that November 10th is the last day to sign up, so don’t forget to remind all your friends to head over to the DWB site and sign up here

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding you all to support the Football! I think we would all make some great running backs!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Thursday, September 25, 2008



Where have I been?

I have been here…waiting…and waiting some more. I keep trying to tell my human that I NEED to go visit all of you, but she claims “BIZ-EE.” I’ll show her biz-ee. I’ll make so much poop in the yard that she’ll never tell me she’s biz-ee again…

Anyway, I went to work with my human the other day. Apparently, the childrens at my humans work have been asking for me! They say, “Where’s Blease?”, “Where’s Sneeze?”, " Where's Weasley" or “Where’s your Aminal?” First of all, I am not a “Blease” or a “Sneeze” or an “Aminal.” And I for sure know that I'm not a weasel Second of all, childrens that I don’t even know want me! My fame must be spreading!

WooHoo for spreading fame!!!

So, ummmm, yes! I went to be a working four legged human and I was molested by a swarm of childrens. They tried to stick their fingers in any open orifice that my body held. I couldn’t plug my nose, so I got a finger up there. I tried to shut my eyes but some little bugger pulled my eyeball open and his friend stuck his phalange in my eyeball. Then another little gal tried to grab my tongue, for that I licked her in the face really good.

Bite I did not…anoyed I was. Someone went after my tail region like she was a vet with a thermometer or something, so I decided it was time to lay down and protect any open cavities.

Want to know what the best part was? It was having 3 childrens laying on top of me and petting me and giggling. It made me wag my tail and I got to kiss them all! Childrens taste delicious, they don’t wipe their mouths after lunch, so I get left overs! Anway, there was this one boy who used to be terrified of me when I was 55 pounds, and he hasn’t seen me in like 3 months and now that I’m 75 pounds he wasn’t afraid of me at all. He even kissed my schnoz.

Anyway after being loved on by some childrens I got to play with some bubbles that taste and smell like chicken! It was awesome!

And don't forget to sign up for the card exchange! If you haven't done it yet you can check out the details here:

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley singing out and reminding you all to watch out for the childrens with their dirty phalanges…they may need a good cleaning!


Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Last Week...

Hey, Hey, Heeeyyy!!! What’s up my furry folk!!!

So, I need to tell you about my week of nothing. Just incase I forgot to tell you all, my human took a week off of work, and she spent most of it with me. She said she needed some time off to do nothing. Now, when she said “nothing” I assumed we would do at least something…but she stuck to her word, we did nothing…

It wasn’t boring though! I spent a lot of time working out my nose…

I also had to make sure that I don’t get any frown lines when I get older, so I try to fall asleep with a smile. After all, it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile!

I took some time out of my day of nothing to relax outside and enjoy some sunshine. I believe that the sun needs to soak up some of my golden spots of fur, so I let it beam up some of the awesomeness that is my fur…

I wafted the air to check for the pollution status. I don’t want my human taking in crappy air…If she stops breathing because the air isn’t pure, then who will feed me? I feel that my nose filters out all of the bad crap in the air, so I put out the good air for my human. It takes a lot of work…

Anyway, moving on…hmmmm OH!!! On Monday I got to go to Day Care all day and it was AWESOME!!! They always tell my human that I’m the best player! I totally play all day. I mean, who wouldn’t! I can go around and play bitey face with anyone, we play tag. The best part is that I get to stand on top of all the toys and agility course stuff when the humans are trying to move them. It’s awesome. I don’t move…It’s like being on top of the world. So, basically I am now the ruler of Day Camp.

Let’s see…I went to training on Tuesday and that was just stoopid. Seriously, my human calls me “Bean Head” when in fact she is the bean head. Every week we go over sit and heel, sit-stay and down-stay, then we finally learn something new. I think she forgets that I already know it all. It’s so boring. I hope Willow’s mom doesn’t put her through this unnecessary BS, it’s lame I tell you!

Hmmmmm, Wednesday…I don’t remember Wednesday, but I’m sure I did a lot of this…

And uhhhh Thursday. Oooooo I remember Thursday, I got to go on a walk in this HUGE park with my human and her friend. When all of a sudden my human took off like super fast, at first I thought she smelled a bad fart, but then a wave of dirt and debris hit me and I realized that we were being attacked by the wind! As we ran I decided my human was too slow, so my Airedale instincts told me to jump high, grab the leash next to my humans hand and lead her through the park. She had contacts and was pretty much blind ‘cause of the dirt, so of course, as usual…Bease saved the day!

Friday my human took me to a new groomer and they were awesome! They totally made me look like an Airedale and downsized the skirt that the old groomer left me with. I feel a little more manly now…

My eyebrows are still way fuzzy and awesome!

My human wants me to grow out a mohawk and have a gold collar. She feels that I would be a much cuter version of a Mr. T…afterall, I am Mr. T-Bone Beasley. I told her my concerns with a mohawk. Mostly, I feel that the new hair-do will mess up the awesomeness of my eyebrows. I dunno, she still wants me to have one. And I want her to grow a beard, she looks naked without one.

I spent a lot of the weekend supervising the cats…

Linus was trying to tell Satan a joke…

She said he was stoopid…

Then she said “I’ll show you stoopid…”

Words and hissing were exchanged, so I stepped in to mediate the issue and I got a claw to the schnozz. Then Satan bit my ear.

The human stepped in and saved me. I played like I was hurt and tried to curl up in her lap for some loving…but the human wasn’t big enough. She needs to be fatter, I’m sure she would make a great bed with a little more chub…

So in a nutshell, that was my week of nothing. Basically, it was awesome…it would have been better if I had Deetz around to play with. I think we could have a heavy game of bitey face and tag! Woot Woot!!!

Don’t forget to sign up for the 2008 Holiday Card Exchange! Check out my previous blog entry to get all the info! I’m already thinking of awesome cards for you all! Hehehehe!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley reminding you all to keep up your nose exercises, and don’t let those frown lines sneak up on you! Always smile!


Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Monday, September 15, 2008

2008 Holiday Card Exchange!

Hello friends!!!

Yes, I am back! Finally!

My human took a week off of work to spend some more time with me. She said she took off work so she wouldn’t have to work, but I know it was all done for me! I can’t wait to show you guys all of the nothing we did for the entire week, but right now I have something much more important to discuss with you all!

The 2008 Holiday Card Exchange! Woohoo! My human is way excited about this, but not nearly as much as I am! This will be my first year to personally sniff and lick a card, then send it to you all! I can’t wait!

What we need is for you all to go to and submit your information. My human will put it all together with all of your names and stuff, then we will get the list out to you all and the card sending will commence! Woohoo for card sending! We are hoping to get all of the cards mailed out by the beginning of December, just to ensure that everyone receives their cards on time. (I believe I remember hearing Lorenza say that she received a few cards wwwaaaaaayyyyy after the holidays!!!)

I even got a button with my face on it! How exciting is that! So, I need you all to help get the word out! We want this year to be huge! The best part is that we get to send as many cards out as we want! This means that I will get to send out some personally approved cards to those that I don’t even know! What a great way to spread the holiday cheer by getting to know all the other four legged humans out there!

I’m gonna pee I’m so excited, well not really. I don’t have much pee left, I just peed like 5 minutes ago and made a lake!

I hope you are all doing well! And remember to sign up for the 2008 Holiday Card Exchange, I can’t wait to start licking those envelopes! I wonder if there is a beef flavored envelope….

This is a very excited Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and I will make sure to update you all on my week of nothing next time!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Flashing Silver Box...

So, the 4XB’s got me thinking about becoming a model. Now, I understand that my modeling will never reach their level of awesomeness, but I thought I might as well give it a try.

Alas, I let the human bring out her little silver box…again…so that she may adore all of my cuteness and of course the curliness that I am at this point! My eyebrows are starting to turn to dreads on their own! Now, if that’s not cool, well, then I don’t know what is!

So, basically here I am…

After a while I became rather annoyed. I mean, the flash, the “Look Bease” when nothing is there to look at but her empty fingers…

So I decided to turn my head and show a bit of my profile. After all, my left is the better side!

Satan became jealous! I could tell because she let out a scream. Not really, she just yawned, but still…I’m sure it was a jealous yawn…

So the human turned to Satan and helped her self esteem by letting her take up some space in her little silver flashing box.

We tried to get Linus, but he wasn’t down…can you tell?

Anyways, I aspire to be like to 4XB’s, but I think I need to learn how to smile with my eyes. That’s what Tyra Banks always talks about anyway…

Look what Chef gave me!

It’s awesome ‘cause I love his blog too! Chef is way wise…he can teach you anything you want to know about sticks…and kitty stalking too…Thanks Chef!!!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Curiosity Killed The Cat...

Do you see the concern in my eyeballs…perhaps the worry? Or maybe you see a little curiosity??? Oh…that’s right, you don’t! Because it’s not there! What your are looking at my friends, are the eyeballs of a very annoyed Mr. T-Bone Beasley.

Gasp! I know right! Me…annoyed, how could that ever be? Well, it’s ‘cause of the human! Her and her paranoia is really starting to irk me.

This past week the human has noticed some weird random scabs that were appearing in this area of my fuzzy body.

Note that these little bumps don’t bother me at all. I didn’t even know they were there! It’s all the human!

They weren’t so much on my glorious butt or on my fro-ish thighs…but more so on my back, and just a little bit on my neck.

All I can say is that I’m so happy they never appeared here.

That would have been tragic and something to sound the alarms for. There are NEVER to be any blemishes on my juicy schnozz. That’s my poker…and sniffer…I need that bad boy!

Last week it wasn’t such a big deal, and since my human didn’t make it a big deal I made sure to show her my appreciation by a few more love nips and a good snuggle, and of course a little more nose time…

Then, yesterday she said, “Hmmmm I’m curious as to what those bumps are, Bease…” Quickly I got up and moved away, hoping that she would forget about it…but that twerp followed me! Can you believe her nerve? Don’t the humans know that curiosity is what killed the cat!

Anyway, despite my efforts to bring amnesia upon the human…I was taken into the vet this afternoon! OOOOOO I forgot to tell you all! Today I’m 8 months old! For reals though! A whole 8 months…I’m like big dog status now! Not only am I 8 months old, but I am also 74.2 pounds. I’m not even a fatty…just large…like a pony…

Okay, so the vet and all of the nurses came by and loved on me and commented on what a good boy I was. After the Vet gave me a thorough and relaxing rub down she said that it looks like I had a small skin infection which is common when it’s so hot and humid out. She thinks that I got a scratch and with the weather being so yucky, it got infected and spread to my some of my other wonderfully Beasinated pores…thus I got little scabs.

Vet said that it can get worse, so it was good that the human decided to bring me in. For that, the vet got one of my very indignant looks…I’m sure you all know that face, I bet you give it to your humans too.

Anyway, I now have to take a bath once a week for a few weeks with some special shampoo, and I also got a tube of medicine…whatever.

The good news is that I get to take these…

With this…

So all’s not bad I suppose!

I just gotta let the human know what’s up is all…

This is Mr. T-Bone signing out and reminding you all that curiosity could potentially kill the human…forget the cat…

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

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