Huh?
What?
Where have I been?
I have been here…waiting…and waiting some more. I keep trying to tell my human that I NEED to go visit all of you, but she claims “BIZ-EE.” I’ll show her biz-ee. I’ll make so much poop in the yard that she’ll never tell me she’s biz-ee again…
Anyway, I went to work with my human the other day. Apparently, the childrens at my humans work have been asking for me! They say, “Where’s Blease?”, “Where’s Sneeze?”, " Where's Weasley" or “Where’s your Aminal?” First of all, I am not a “Blease” or a “Sneeze” or an “Aminal.” And I for sure know that I'm not a weasel Second of all, childrens that I don’t even know want me! My fame must be spreading!
WooHoo for spreading fame!!!
So, ummmm, yes! I went to be a working four legged human and I was molested by a swarm of childrens. They tried to stick their fingers in any open orifice that my body held. I couldn’t plug my nose, so I got a finger up there. I tried to shut my eyes but some little bugger pulled my eyeball open and his friend stuck his phalange in my eyeball. Then another little gal tried to grab my tongue, for that I licked her in the face really good.
Bite I did not…anoyed I was. Someone went after my tail region like she was a vet with a thermometer or something, so I decided it was time to lay down and protect any open cavities.
Want to know what the best part was? It was having 3 childrens laying on top of me and petting me and giggling. It made me wag my tail and I got to kiss them all! Childrens taste delicious, they don’t wipe their mouths after lunch, so I get left overs! Anway, there was this one boy who used to be terrified of me when I was 55 pounds, and he hasn’t seen me in like 3 months and now that I’m 75 pounds he wasn’t afraid of me at all. He even kissed my schnoz.
Anyway after being loved on by some childrens I got to play with some bubbles that taste and smell like chicken! It was awesome!
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This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley singing out and reminding you all to watch out for the childrens with their dirty phalanges…they may need a good cleaning!
Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
32 comments:
aminal....lol...you are not no aminal....you make my mum laugh again. I thought I had a long tongue, damn beasley did the kiddies pull on yours and stretch it...I want kiddies if they have leftovers on their faces..
Deetzy Boy
This is the most amazing tongue I have ever seen......WAOUW WAOUW WAOUUUUUUUUW......
Kisses, Faya
Kiddlings are a strange breed. We don't see them very often in our condo building (mostly 20- and 30-somethings in clubgear holding booze!) but the ones that we do meet want to pull on Booker's velvet ears. so far, he has been exceptionally tolerant.
You do have a really long tongue, Beasley! And you are a really great bubble-biter! We've heard of bubbles that taste like bacon, but not the chicken kind. I bet they were yummy!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches
Haha 'where is your aminal?'
I am glad you had a good time with the kids - I am afraid of them, and that makes me bark at them, so I am not that popular with small people.
Love Clover xo
Animal??? Were they talking about themselves?? I see how those creatures act.....and from what I see......they are the animals. I am not animal....are they crazy??? Those things do leave good crumbs....you are correct about that my friend.
Dude where did that long tongue come from? Pork Chop or Greta. We must investigate that one! I have never seen one so darn big!!!
love,
Willow
Pee Ess....I have my first eve photo shoot on Sunday. mom says I have to behave. hahahahaha
Mr T
That sounded like a very interesting day you had. Not too sure about the little fingers mind you but the dirty faces we find appealing.
Off on our hols, see you in 10 days.
Molly and Taffy xx
Beasley,
That is so cool that you got to go to work and play with all those little kids and lick the food off their faces. So proud of you that you didn't bite the rude ones who poked you.
That bubble game looks great. You are really good at catching them.
Your friend,
Niamh
hey Mr. Beasley, that is sure a cute picture of you eating those bubbles. that looks like a lot of fun.
we'll watch out for childerns with dirty phalanges. we don't get around childrens all that much, so if we see some we will check them out really well.
woofs.
Beasley
Looks like you had a great day at work. Good job kissing the children and catching bubbles.
Love and licks
Thor
Bease! That's the funniest video I've seen in a long time... you biting at the bubbles, your teeth banging together on a whole lot of nothing!! So cute; we were rolling.
I like kidlings but I've never licked their dirty mouths. I'm going to try that and see what it tastes like. I'm also making my Mama get me a bottle of bubbles!!
Hahaha. That was so funny.
xoxo
Chef
Hi, Mr. T!
Who called you animal??? Hmmmmm....rude!
I love bubbles too!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Chicken flavored bubbles?? Who comes up with this stuff???
w00f;s Mr T, me want to hear more bout the chicken bubbles....and me not likes kiddies sooo much, me not no y..me did tolerate my mamas nieces little kids...
b safe,
~rocky~
You sure are popular with kids hee. Those bubbles are fun
~ Girl girl
Aaahhhh children, they're scary.
Congrats on having the longest tongue I've ever seen lol.
Love the vid too. Were they doggie bubbles?
tailwags
Noah
Hi Beasley!!! I'm wondering just who were the real ANIMALS in that situation???? Children can be very strange.... Your tongue is beautiful!!!
Aireslaps,
Apache and her tribe
How could you stand getting mugged by those human pups? You should get an award for that.
Nice job with the bubbles (love the jaws of death shot).
Slobbers,
Mango
We heard you AireSnapping away, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! Those bubbles look like fun!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Beasley,
you are so funny you make my G-Mom laugh. She said she's gonna pee in her pants. he he
Where do you get the chicken tasting bubbles?? We want some. It looks like fun.
Ram & MM
PS. I think I would have bitten one of those phalanges right off the little humans hand. I do not like kids.
Whoa! Beasley, you had such a great time at your human's work! All those kiddos were probably so much fun! I liked the pictures of you chasing the bubbles, especially the one with your tongue stuck WAAAAAAY out! That one was funny!
Barklove,
Rusty
Hi, Beasley...
Is that what the humans do when they do when they go to work...Play with little humans & bubbles???
I wonder why my Mom says she hates to go...It sounds like fun to me...
Stop by my Blog when you get a minute to find out about Autobiography Week...
Abby xxxooo
Beasley...good grief...we thought Gooberstan's tongue was long...thinkin' we might need another contest...but I think ya already one...btw...Mumsie put that pic of ur big Dale bubblegnashers on her desktop....fab photo!!!
Yep...kiddies do put their fingers in odd places...feel for ya Man!!!
Um...do those bubbles TASTE LIKE CHICKEN????
We might need to get some of those...ours taste like SOAP...YEESHCH!
Love ya man...Scruffy
i'm sure the bubbles taste weird
Hey Beaz - LOVE the open mouth, full-Crocodale shot :)
To answer your question - Squidoo is a site where you make "lenses", basically info pages about one topic. You can put links and information about your chosen topic. I have 3 - one for Airedale Bloggers, one for Dog Blogging, and one for Terriers. I know that Johann the Dog also has a LOT of lenses there :)
Let me know if you need any help with that - you know, once our humans decide they have some time...
Love,
Bogart
Mr. T-Bone! WE missed you and your fabulous famous bloggie! we're still trotin' around to give all our friendzees lots of love licks. Our computee box is still broke but we got one to use until ours is fixed, at least we can visit! It has lots of limitations we can see some of your pawsome pics ~ bubbles! we loooove bubbles!!!
xox
Beasley, you are so fuuny. I don't get to be around little beans so I don't get any leftovers that way. I am sorry to report, that I know what BIZ-EE is. It is my mom! I am sad I can't keep up with everyone!
--JB
Welcome back T-Bone, you have been missed..
It was so nice of those kids to let you lick there faces..
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
Now that is one long tongue there....'n yer teeth look pretty sharp too....and ta play with bubbles looks like a ton of fun....but it sounds like ya were glad ta go home....
Dewey Dewster here....
Beasley
What lucky childwens to be able to bspend time wif you..I'm sowwy some of them wewe not so caweful and poked you, but the ones who lay on top and giggled and petted sound gweat..I love youw pictoowes you look sooo gweat!
btw. Beasley..I did not lose my fwon t legs, hehehe..I just like standing up on my hind ones
smoochie kisses
ASTA
You are a very good visitor to those kids. You must be a big helper to your mom at work. Maybe they will hire you and pay you in treats.
Deefor
Childrens taste good!
Must try those bubbles, I saw them in the dog store?
I love your new head cut, you look cool.
Love george
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