Where have I been?
I have been here…waiting…and waiting some more. I keep trying to tell my human that I NEED to go visit all of you, but she claims “BIZ-EE.” I’ll show her biz-ee. I’ll make so much poop in the yard that she’ll never tell me she’s biz-ee again…
Anyway, I went to work with my human the other day. Apparently, the childrens at my humans work have been asking for me! They say, “Where’s Blease?”, “Where’s Sneeze?”, " Where's Weasley" or “Where’s your Aminal?” First of all, I am not a “Blease” or a “Sneeze” or an “Aminal.” And I for sure know that I'm not a weasel Second of all, childrens that I don’t even know want me! My fame must be spreading!
WooHoo for spreading fame!!!
So, ummmm, yes! I went to be a working four legged human and I was molested by a swarm of childrens. They tried to stick their fingers in any open orifice that my body held. I couldn’t plug my nose, so I got a finger up there. I tried to shut my eyes but some little bugger pulled my eyeball open and his friend stuck his phalange in my eyeball. Then another little gal tried to grab my tongue, for that I licked her in the face really good.
Bite I did not…anoyed I was. Someone went after my tail region like she was a vet with a thermometer or something, so I decided it was time to lay down and protect any open cavities.
Want to know what the best part was? It was having 3 childrens laying on top of me and petting me and giggling. It made me wag my tail and I got to kiss them all! Childrens taste delicious, they don’t wipe their mouths after lunch, so I get left overs! Anway, there was this one boy who used to be terrified of me when I was 55 pounds, and he hasn’t seen me in like 3 months and now that I’m 75 pounds he wasn’t afraid of me at all. He even kissed my schnoz.
Anyway after being loved on by some childrens I got to play with some bubbles that taste and smell like chicken! It was awesome!
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This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley singing out and reminding you all to watch out for the childrens with their dirty phalanges…they may need a good cleaning!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley