Last Week...

Hey, Hey, Heeeyyy!!! What’s up my furry folk!!!

So, I need to tell you about my week of nothing. Just incase I forgot to tell you all, my human took a week off of work, and she spent most of it with me. She said she needed some time off to do nothing. Now, when she said “nothing” I assumed we would do at least something…but she stuck to her word, we did nothing…

It wasn’t boring though! I spent a lot of time working out my nose…

I also had to make sure that I don’t get any frown lines when I get older, so I try to fall asleep with a smile. After all, it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile!

I took some time out of my day of nothing to relax outside and enjoy some sunshine. I believe that the sun needs to soak up some of my golden spots of fur, so I let it beam up some of the awesomeness that is my fur…

I wafted the air to check for the pollution status. I don’t want my human taking in crappy air…If she stops breathing because the air isn’t pure, then who will feed me? I feel that my nose filters out all of the bad crap in the air, so I put out the good air for my human. It takes a lot of work…

Anyway, moving on…hmmmm OH!!! On Monday I got to go to Day Care all day and it was AWESOME!!! They always tell my human that I’m the best player! I totally play all day. I mean, who wouldn’t! I can go around and play bitey face with anyone, we play tag. The best part is that I get to stand on top of all the toys and agility course stuff when the humans are trying to move them. It’s awesome. I don’t move…It’s like being on top of the world. So, basically I am now the ruler of Day Camp.

Let’s see…I went to training on Tuesday and that was just stoopid. Seriously, my human calls me “Bean Head” when in fact she is the bean head. Every week we go over sit and heel, sit-stay and down-stay, then we finally learn something new. I think she forgets that I already know it all. It’s so boring. I hope Willow’s mom doesn’t put her through this unnecessary BS, it’s lame I tell you!

Hmmmmm, Wednesday…I don’t remember Wednesday, but I’m sure I did a lot of this…

And uhhhh Thursday. Oooooo I remember Thursday, I got to go on a walk in this HUGE park with my human and her friend. When all of a sudden my human took off like super fast, at first I thought she smelled a bad fart, but then a wave of dirt and debris hit me and I realized that we were being attacked by the wind! As we ran I decided my human was too slow, so my Airedale instincts told me to jump high, grab the leash next to my humans hand and lead her through the park. She had contacts and was pretty much blind ‘cause of the dirt, so of course, as usual…Bease saved the day!

Friday my human took me to a new groomer and they were awesome! They totally made me look like an Airedale and downsized the skirt that the old groomer left me with. I feel a little more manly now…

My eyebrows are still way fuzzy and awesome!

My human wants me to grow out a mohawk and have a gold collar. She feels that I would be a much cuter version of a Mr. T…afterall, I am Mr. T-Bone Beasley. I told her my concerns with a mohawk. Mostly, I feel that the new hair-do will mess up the awesomeness of my eyebrows. I dunno, she still wants me to have one. And I want her to grow a beard, she looks naked without one.

I spent a lot of the weekend supervising the cats…

Linus was trying to tell Satan a joke…

She said he was stoopid…

Then she said “I’ll show you stoopid…”

Words and hissing were exchanged, so I stepped in to mediate the issue and I got a claw to the schnozz. Then Satan bit my ear.

The human stepped in and saved me. I played like I was hurt and tried to curl up in her lap for some loving…but the human wasn’t big enough. She needs to be fatter, I’m sure she would make a great bed with a little more chub…

So in a nutshell, that was my week of nothing. Basically, it was awesome…it would have been better if I had Deetz around to play with. I think we could have a heavy game of bitey face and tag! Woot Woot!!!

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This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley reminding you all to keep up your nose exercises, and don’t let those frown lines sneak up on you! Always smile!

Slurp!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley