Thursday, September 18, 2008

Last Week...

Hey, Hey, Heeeyyy!!! What’s up my furry folk!!!

So, I need to tell you about my week of nothing. Just incase I forgot to tell you all, my human took a week off of work, and she spent most of it with me. She said she needed some time off to do nothing. Now, when she said “nothing” I assumed we would do at least something…but she stuck to her word, we did nothing…

It wasn’t boring though! I spent a lot of time working out my nose…


I also had to make sure that I don’t get any frown lines when I get older, so I try to fall asleep with a smile. After all, it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile!


I took some time out of my day of nothing to relax outside and enjoy some sunshine. I believe that the sun needs to soak up some of my golden spots of fur, so I let it beam up some of the awesomeness that is my fur…

I wafted the air to check for the pollution status. I don’t want my human taking in crappy air…If she stops breathing because the air isn’t pure, then who will feed me? I feel that my nose filters out all of the bad crap in the air, so I put out the good air for my human. It takes a lot of work…


Anyway, moving on…hmmmm OH!!! On Monday I got to go to Day Care all day and it was AWESOME!!! They always tell my human that I’m the best player! I totally play all day. I mean, who wouldn’t! I can go around and play bitey face with anyone, we play tag. The best part is that I get to stand on top of all the toys and agility course stuff when the humans are trying to move them. It’s awesome. I don’t move…It’s like being on top of the world. So, basically I am now the ruler of Day Camp.

Let’s see…I went to training on Tuesday and that was just stoopid. Seriously, my human calls me “Bean Head” when in fact she is the bean head. Every week we go over sit and heel, sit-stay and down-stay, then we finally learn something new. I think she forgets that I already know it all. It’s so boring. I hope Willow’s mom doesn’t put her through this unnecessary BS, it’s lame I tell you!

Hmmmmm, Wednesday…I don’t remember Wednesday, but I’m sure I did a lot of this…

And uhhhh Thursday. Oooooo I remember Thursday, I got to go on a walk in this HUGE park with my human and her friend. When all of a sudden my human took off like super fast, at first I thought she smelled a bad fart, but then a wave of dirt and debris hit me and I realized that we were being attacked by the wind! As we ran I decided my human was too slow, so my Airedale instincts told me to jump high, grab the leash next to my humans hand and lead her through the park. She had contacts and was pretty much blind ‘cause of the dirt, so of course, as usual…Bease saved the day!

Friday my human took me to a new groomer and they were awesome! They totally made me look like an Airedale and downsized the skirt that the old groomer left me with. I feel a little more manly now…


My eyebrows are still way fuzzy and awesome!

My human wants me to grow out a mohawk and have a gold collar. She feels that I would be a much cuter version of a Mr. T…afterall, I am Mr. T-Bone Beasley. I told her my concerns with a mohawk. Mostly, I feel that the new hair-do will mess up the awesomeness of my eyebrows. I dunno, she still wants me to have one. And I want her to grow a beard, she looks naked without one.

I spent a lot of the weekend supervising the cats…


Linus was trying to tell Satan a joke…

She said he was stoopid…

Then she said “I’ll show you stoopid…”

Words and hissing were exchanged, so I stepped in to mediate the issue and I got a claw to the schnozz. Then Satan bit my ear.


The human stepped in and saved me. I played like I was hurt and tried to curl up in her lap for some loving…but the human wasn’t big enough. She needs to be fatter, I’m sure she would make a great bed with a little more chub…

So in a nutshell, that was my week of nothing. Basically, it was awesome…it would have been better if I had Deetz around to play with. I think we could have a heavy game of bitey face and tag! Woot Woot!!!

Don’t forget to sign up for the 2008 Holiday Card Exchange! Check out my previous blog entry to get all the info! I’m already thinking of awesome cards for you all! Hehehehe!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley reminding you all to keep up your nose exercises, and don’t let those frown lines sneak up on you! Always smile!

Slurp!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

40 comments:

Lacy said...

w00f's Mr, T, heehee dont git involoved in cat fights, u will git hurt ever time...sounds like u had a busy week...me didnt do nuffin special either...just napped and chased squeerls...

b safe,
~rocky~

Willow the Black Dale said...

Wow what a week. You always save the day Bease....doesn't your hoooman recognize that by now? Yet she still makes you go to those stoooopid classes!!! Geez!!! Yes mommy is going to make me go when she is feeling better. It is a bad seeson for her....some thing about mygrains and alergeez.
Now about your new airecut. I called mom over to the puter when I say you and said "look mom someone finally got his airecut right!!" She gave me a smooch on the shnozz and said she new your mommy would find the perfect person for you!!! Woo Woo for good groomers!
A week of nothing! Why didn't you head up to Deetzy's? I would have made my mom sneak out of here at meet you guys!!! O well. Miss ya pal. Hey can you send me deety's email address to me email address? My mom needs to chat with his mommy.
Smooches big Aireboy,
Willow

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

I'm glad you and your mom enjoyed your week of nothing. Your pictures are awesome!

Kess And Her Mama said...

Sounds like a pretty great week! You're the champ!

happy said...

What an interesting week you had there! And you look so handsome in your new haircut!

Hope you'll stay out of cat fights though, they can't get rather scratchy.

Have a good weekend now!

Thor said...

How great week of nothing you had, Beasley!
Stay away from fights of cats, ok?!

Love and licks
Thor

Amber-Mae said...

What a sooper busy but exciting week you had! Love your new haircut too...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Faya said...

What a great week ! I love that : doing nothing ! You are handsome Mr. Beasley, realy...very very handsome. Your new groomer did a great job. I wish one day I could do "nothing" with you..... Oh ! I will put a picture of my nose today....I did it for you !
Kisses, Faya

Maggie and Mitch said...

It sounds like you had a great week to us, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! I got a hairecut too! It must be the season!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Sounds like you had a really great week, Beasley! Spending lots of time with our hoomans is always fun!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

The Three Musketeers said...

Nice pictures you have ! & you sure have a nice blog ! do visit ours yeah (:

Loves

BenTheRotti said...

Geeze Beeze for a week of nothing you were pretty busy.. I'm lazy so a week of nothing would involve naps, naps, naps, naps and maybe eating now and again when i wasn't napping!
The new haircut looks good on you, I, like you, am unsure about the whole mowhawk thing, but Mum was clapping with joy at the thought.. we can ignore her though, its a long time established fact that she is strange!

Have a great weekend buddy,

Ben xxxx

Clover said...

Hey Bease! Sounds like you had a pawesome boring week! Your new airecut looks great. :)
Love Clover xo

Harry said...

Gosh, I feel tired just reading about your week young man!

The Airecut suits you, very dapper.

Toodle pip
Harry x

the 4 Bs said...

hey Mr. T - that sounds like a perfect week to us. we love that kind of hangin' out and doing nothing with our mom.

we think your haircut looks pawsome. you are one handsome dude. and your collar is really cool. it looks like tie-dye. we love that kind of stuff.

we are gonna start getting our cards ready for the card exchange too. we can't wait to send you one!

woofs.

Jake of Florida said...

You look so cool with your new haircut. Your eyes, with the gingery color around them, are super bright. Our Mom, once again, is overcome with airedale love. What are two wire fox terriers to do???

Woofs,

Jake and Just Harry

George the Pup said...

Sounds like a great week of doing nothing! And I love your new cut - I think I have to go soon too!

Rambo said...

T-Bone,
what do you mean you had a boring week?? You broke up a cat fight!! That's cool, except for the claw in your face.
By the way, love the bushy eyebrows. They are very manly.
Rambo

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Gee Bease, your airecut is awesome! Quite handsome. Love that collar too. Uh, about that mohawk idea. While it might be fun to see what it looked like, you'd be stuck with it for quite a while!! Can your mom photoshop? If so have her do it that way! (Our mom is just pathetic-the fact that she can get a pic on the post-not neccesarily where she wants it-is major breakthrough. Gah)
You had a great week, hope you have a great weekend!

Niamh said...

It sounds like you had a very busy week of doing nothing. I love your new coiffure. Very handsome. I wish you would grow a mohawk Mr. T-bone Beasley. I think you would look very cool.

Your friend,
Niamh

Joe Stains said...

oh DOG is my Mom jealous, she wants a week to do NOTHING too! sheesh. Glad you saved your Mom at the park, you are pawesome.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
Those are lots of things for a week of nothing!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Eric said...

You call that nothing? I'm exhausted reading all the pawsome stuff you did. Need to go and have a nap with a smile n my face. Thank dog you warned me about the frown lines.Didn't fancy having those dogtox injections and I've been worring where to get the money for thm from too- thanks Mr T!

Smiling and wagging, Eric z

chasingsquirrelswithrusty said...

Hello Beasley! I love the nose fur picture, what is that? Instead of bed hear, bed nose? hehehe

For a week of nothing, you sure did a lot! Doggie Day Care sounds like fun. there is nothing like that around here! Maybe mom should quit teaching and open up a doggie day care! then i would have lots of friends to play with.

Love the new do! Those eyebrows ARE awsome, don't let anyone mess them up!
I have something for you at my blog.

Abby said...

Hi, T-Bone...

Your week of nothing sounds awesome...Having your Mom all to yourself, & stuff...

I love your new haircut...You look very handsome...

Abby xxxooo

Georgeous said...

Sounds like a good week Bease. Glad to see you working on your tan. I shure hope your Noona is okay from the C. A. T mediating???

Love George

Pee. Es: Something on my site for you!

Andra said...

Thanks for always making us laugh!! We left a little something something on our blog for you.
-Luke and Liesel

Deefor said...

Your week of doing nothing was pretty busy. Doing nothing is one of my favorite things. Your nose is very talented.

Deefor

Pacco de Mongrel said...

simling while sleeping? i will try out your technique ...

but i usually drools while sleeping actually

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh.. I'm sorry the cats got you. I hope it wasn't painful.

~ Girl girl

Stanley said...

Hey, T-Bone!

You're the best Bease anyone could ever have. Way to save your GIRL during the dust storm!

I'm glad you and your girl got to do a whole lot of nothing together. Sounds like she needed a break and you were ready with a willing schnoz and a booty to be scratched.

Watch out for those cat fights, man! Like Rocky said, it can get ugly pretty fast. My Merv only has back claws so I'm pretty safe. But, when he gives me the evil eye I still get the willies.

Goober love,
Stanley

DESERT PUPS said...

Woof T

Sounds like a very relaxing week. You deserved it!! Anyway, hope everything is ok with you.

Desert Pups

Caz and Ludo the cool dude said...

Well for a week of doing nothing you managed to cram in quite a lot infact it was quite busy.
loved the picture of the nose aire to it was cool.
Lets hope your mum recovered from her bad wind hahahahahahahaha. \good job you were there to lead her to safety.
Hope your mum had a fab week off.

Ludo the cool dude

Sami & Baylee said...

How nice for your Hooman to take of time and spend with you! Sounds like you all had a great time! I missed you. We were out of power for 7 long days from the terrible winds that hit KY. YOu look very handsome with your new haircut!

Kisses,
Sami

happy said...

Howdy! Hope you're having a good week so far! We have an award for you. Do come by to pick it up when you are free!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

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Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Persephone and Buster said...

What an incredibly well-spent week!

There's a Zen of Nothingness that requires, for most mortals, many years of practice.

Could it be that you're the Nineteenth Incarnation of the Nada Lama? If so, there are lessons to teach the world. Your time has come and your public awaits!

Obliquely,

Buster & Persephone

Sami & Baylee said...

Mr T Bone,

I love your t dyed collar! My hooman sis Allie got some tye dye leg wraps for Bandit the pony and they look just like your collar!
Kisses,
Sami

Abby said...

Hi, Beasley...

I gave you an Award...

Please stop by my Blog when you get a minute & pick it up...

Abby xxxooo

Deetz said...

You do make me laugh Beasley......
Glad you saved your mum from the wind...ya right...I am sure she farted and thats what stirred up the dirt....Good thing you were there. I love your aircut!!!!!!
Deetzy Boy
Oh and by the way
I just love you