Wednesday, April 30, 2008

It's Play Time!

Hello All! It is I...Mr. T-Bone Beasley! The Griffindales said they wanted to see me in my new "Woof" collar! So here it is guys! I wore it to the dog park and got lots of comments! Woohoo!

I asked Satan what she thought about my new collar and she seemed to approve! She mentioned something else about taking my new collared self else where so she could run away in peace. I think she was just kidding because she loves to play chase!

This was the scene at the dog park today! I was bombarded by some of the other four legged humans and it was AWESOME! They are even more curious than me! Someone got a little to close to my butt and was sniffing a little too intensely, so I had to leave them and find a ball to play with!
At my park there are tennis balls everywhere! So as a human threw a ball for their four legged human, I thought I would be the one to retrieve it first! I feel like the bright shining water is reflecting my heavenly presence, and the ear in the wind is for my aire-o-dynamics!

I played some bitey face in the water with a 6 month old German Sheppard. She was way cool, but her owner was not. He yelled at some other humans because their four legged human tried to play with his four legged human. Uhhhh isn't that what we do? So we played in secret, my human had my back if he started to act stoopid.

This is one of my new friends. She is 6 months old. I was too busy playing to get her name...but who cares I had a playing friend! I was a little shy at first, I couldn't tell if I was having a good time or not...

When it was time to go, I was way excited to get in the car and take a short little nap!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out reminding everyone to live each day to the fullest, even if that means playing bitey face and chasing someone or something that others may not want you to go after! Woohoo for being happy!


Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Sunday, April 27, 2008


I like to sleep...we all know this. But I now enjoy sleeping next to Satan. As long as Satan doesn't move I'm okay with her. It's when she starts to run around that I can't help myself, and the urge to chase becomes overwhelming! I just have to wonder what it would be like to grab her by the tail and swing her around! We could play kitty shot put! I wonder if fluffier kitties go further than the short haired kitties...

Anyway, today I had to sleep up lots so that I could play at the Dog Park and play like the big dogs do! So, after gnawing on our floor rugs, I fell asleep. And if you notice, I'm rocking my Pirate Skulls collar. Believe me...I scared all those dogs at the dog park! They took one look at me and were like, "We better not mess with him, he is a big furrrrrocious four legged human, especially with those pirate skulls!" Of course, I had to show them that looks can be deceiving and I played some bitey face with them, and made lots of bows! They soon realized that I don't have a mean bone in my body, I just like to play! I'm starting to get better at playing chase, and tug with other the other four legged humans. It's hard work though!

I come home way exhausted! I don't even mind getting back in the car when it's time to go home! So, once I got home I crashed on the same was the best nappage ever!
The other day my human caught me in the middle of a very intense dream. I kept moaning and whining, I guess. Every now and then I would wag my tail and move my paws all says my human...but who knows if she speaks the truth...she also told me that I smelled bad today, thus I needed a bath. I begged to differ, I thought I smelled beyond glorious, so really she's a liar...

Anyway, here is me dreaming. I there was dreamage of running in the park and chasing Laela. I think I remember seeing Apollo there. I faintly remember frolicking through the shallow end of the lake with cool water splashing everywhere!

I keep telling my human to find Apollo's phone number and e-mail adress, but I think miss twinky head forgot where she packed it during the move. If you look closely you can see my eyeballs moving. Deetz, does this count for scary eyes too!?! I remember what I was dreaming about...If this blog were a Soap Opera, the flash back would begin now...just imagine some fading around the corners of the video!

Mmmmm to sleep. I just ate, and now my stomache is beyond fat...and I'm definately ready for the best sleep ever!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and wishing everyone nothing but the best dreams tonight...dream of chewies!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Friday, April 25, 2008

I Love Packages!!!

Look what I got! Another package! This time it was from my human! I was so excited to find out what was in it! I mean really, what more could a Mr. T-Bone Beasley need or even ask for! I've already got Squiggly the Dog, Solomon the Snake, the Honkin'/Fartin' Duck, and chewies up the wazoo!

So, in order to find out the contents of the package, I had to take the corner approach again. It really is the best starting spot! See, what you do is gnaw on it until it becomes soggy and then you can shred the cardboard...then you pull off any tape that may be attached.

But you gotta make sure that you got a good grip on the box, otherwise pulling it to pieces can become a little difficult. That means you need to put your giant bear claws around the box, yah have to show the box who's boss.

Once I got the box open, I found some aqua paper with a brown bow! Can you believe it! Who ever put my package together must have known me and my human's favorite color combination right now! Mind readers are the best! So anyway, I got the bow in my mouth and I pulled it all apart myself! But, once I realized the great sound that tissue paper makes, well...I went to town on that!

So look what was inside! Yea... great...this is nothing that I can chew on!

For the life of me I cannot get my human to understand that I don't care what goes around my neck! This whole stylish thing has gotten out of hand! I mean, I like to look good, but let me tell you what looks good...First, it's crucial that you have a nice layer of dirt that surrounds your fur, this acts as a protectant from things that may smell like flowers or perfume like thingies. Second, you must keep messy fur, this way if it gets a second layer of dirt the humans don't really notice, plus it keeps in the natural smell that us four legged humans are able to create. Third, and most important...always have a little brown spot somewhere on your nose hose! So now tell me, where does a collar come into any of this? NO WHERE! I would be more than happy to be naked all the time!

Now, I will say that I quite enjoy the pirate skulls, however, the pink Locoste Gators just aren't feeling like a very Mr. T-Bone Beasley like accessory. I mean, are the Gators wearing spikes? Uhhhhh nope!

Okay, so after my human put the very preppy puppy collar on me, I had to hide my face. I almost did not allow her to post this picture. But then, all of a sudden, I felt that I could totally rock the pink and green Gators! I mean, I make it look pretty manish, right?

So, yea...I think my black and tan fuzz definately make this collar look good. In fact, I even let my human take me to the dog park with this collar on! I was ready to show the world that I make pink and green gators look good! As soon as my human realized the dirtiness that is a dog park, the collar was pulled off my neck and went around her wrist. I don't know what she was thinking, that collar looked way better on my neck than it did on her wrist! Silly human!

O-well! In the next few day I will be able to model my other new collars! And believe you me!!! I'm gonna be H-O-T!

On a side duck is bleeding...I don't know what happened to him, but after I lost my tooth he was bleeding! Then I realized that his blood was all over me! All of a sudden a whole bunch of feelings and thoughts were rushing to my head, and that's when I realized that I killed my duck for reals this time. With a panic about me I took the duck to my human to show her that he was dead...and I even showed her that I was the one who did it, the one who killed the honkin'/fartin' duck. I placed my mouth around her wrist to show her the duck blood that still remained in my mouth. Oh man was I scared...I never killed any of my toys for real before. I was ready for a stern finger shaking in my face when all of a sudden my human cupped her hands around my fuzzy head and just loved me.

Then she got me lots of chewies with nobbly things, which felt oh so good on my new toothy coming in! Mmmmmm chewies! My human must have realized how bad I felt! She then told me that my duck was still alive, and that it was my blood all over the duck. I almost fainted when I heard that! I didn't know that I bleed! I bleed! We all bleed apparently, I thought we were all invinsible!

Does anyone know where my teeth are going? I think they are leaving me...but I need them in order to eat my chewies and all that is my puppy chow goodness! I hope they come back soon because with my sharp dagger tooth missing my tongue is flopping out on the one side of my mouth!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out, reminding everyone that collars do not make the four legged human! The four legged human makes the collar!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Crazy Eyes!!! I just found out that my human just deletes all of my evil eye photos!!! What the crap is that! I know, right! I mean, I'm sorry I can't be perfect eyeballed all of the time, but whatever. Bah!

So, due to my human and her stoopid power to delete me right out of her camera, this was the best I could do. I call this one, "Bathe me again, and I will lazer beam you with my eyes!" I would lazer beam my human's fingers right now, except that I need them in order to get my blog out. I wasn't quite gifted enough to acquire fingers when I was born.

I guess I can forgive my human, she did just give me a treat and she gives me the best "Good Morning to the Baby Bease" rubs. That always gets my tail wagging. I love the morning rub down!

I would also like to include my roommate, Satan in the photo contest.

I call this one "Cheshire will soon feel the wrath of Satan!"

Just an update...Satan and I are getting along much better these days. Most of the time she doesn't mind me in the room with her. Apparently, she just doesn't like when I bark. But barking is the only way I know how to let her know that I found her. It's a part of the game of tag. I just can't get her to understand my playing rules!

Why doesn't Squiggly or the Honkin'/Fartin' Duck get Crazy Eyes!!!!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out reminding all humans that crazy eyes are just a part of our personalities, that shouldn't be deleted from your cameras!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Present From Deetz!

Look! I'm just beside myself right now...gimmie a minute! EEEEEEEE A duck I got a duck! My good friend Deetz sent it to me! O man! A whole duck! This isn't just any duck...this is a honkin' duck! It makes a nice duckish sound! And see, the tag...which I kinda ate, said that the duck absorbs the human's smell, so it's fun for me! But I totally smelled Deetz! Specifically, I smelled his spit! It was glorious!

So, this magnificent gift opening escapade started when I received a package at the door! It had a label on it with my name and everything! This is my first package ever! I proceeded to open the box , the corner seemed to be the best starting point!

Once it was open...

I found my Honkin' Duck!!!

I tried to take him outside, but my human wouldn't let me. I was trying to show my new Honkin' Duck around the house and it's perimeters!

I got the Honkin' Duck by his butt!

The Honkin' Duck tried to get away from me...but I tackeld him on the couch, and that was the last time that he tried to get away from me! I then remembered that there was something else in the box!

Before I got to the box, I had to show the Honkin' Duck who was boss, just one last time!

Once I found the box again...look what I found!!!! Some Pup-peroni treats! You're right Deetz, these chewies are awesome! At my home we have a pet closet for the the cats and myself, so all night I kept pawing at the pet closet 'cause I wanted those CHEWIES!! Mmmmmmm chewies...

Thanks so much Deetz! I will make sure that there is proper Honkin' Duck play over here! You're the best, have you thought about moving ot Arizona so we can play at Cosmo Dog Park together...just a thought. My human says that she has an awesome Doctor that your Human can go to!

Woohoo for Honkin' Ducks and Pup-peroni snackies!!!!!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley and the Honkin' Duck signing out and reminiding everyone to stay Fuurrrrocious!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Friday, April 18, 2008


You have caught me in a thoughtful moment! But just meer moments before I was jumping for joy! Because guess what! I WAS NOMINATED FOR AWESOME BLOG OF THE MONTH! Yeah! I know! Who woulda thought! My good friends Cooper and Sparky nominated me! Thanks so much guys! You are up there with Squiggly, Solomon and Nylabones!

When my human delivered the news I was exchanging a few words with Satan on my God human's bed. I have a little problem though...see...I can get up on the bed, but I can't get down, not even for a treat. So when my human ran into the room to tell me the good news I was just beside myself! I really tried to get down so I could let the whole world know! Im sure some of you heard my sound effects sometime around 5:30 pm, Arizona time. I come with my own sound track, and sometimes I let the world sample litte bits of it!

Before you get worried, I got down...with a little help from my human of course. I do these little things so she can feel useful!

Anyway, I got down then snarfed up my treat...and then I got all excited all over again! I even accidently bit my human with my awesomely furrrrocious sharp puppy teeth! It was an accident, but I drew blood, thus I was dubbed Dracula for the remainder of the night. Isn't that better than having an accident on the floor though? So, I was so excited that I drooled too! Drooling is the best, besides it's the closest I can get to suds like Mango's! I drool for chewies too! Mmmmm chewies...

Anyway, I feel absolutely awesome knowing that I was nominated by my fellow four legged humans. I will be honest though, I don't mind if I don't win! There are some great competetors that definately deserve to win. I'm just so happy that I can bring a little joy or a slight smile to all of my four legged friends that I have met. If any of you enjoy my blog half as much as I enjoy all of yours, then I am happy! I'm just so glad that you enjoy all that is Mr. T-Bone Beasley, because I definately enjoy being him. MMMMMM chewies....

So thank you so much to Cooper and Sparky, you guys made my best day ever turn into my best week ever! And Thanks to Opy too! My silly human needed help logging into The Bone Zone! Sometimes I think she has twinky filling for a brain, but shhhh...

EEEEEEEE Nominations!


Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Best Day Ever!

Welcome to my new dog park! It's called Cosmo Dog Park! Yesterday was my first day ever at a dog park!

At first I was way overwhelmed! There were so many other four legged humans, and they sniffed me, I sniffed them...they charged me, and I ran away. It stayed that way for a bit until I got used to the fact that I was free to run anywhere that I pleased! Meet some of my new friends!

I had so much fun with the other four legged humans, especially the ones that were around my age! This is Bubba...a 4 month old English Mastiff...we frolicked together, it was cute...then he got suds all over my human. I asked her to save them for me, but she was quick to wipe the suds away! He didn't like his picture taken, so my human had some difficulties getting a shot of his face.

I don't know who he is, but he just came flying around every now and then!

Then I decided, it was time to take on the water! I ran and ran through it...unfortunately, I did not realize that it got deep, so I kept jumping and momentarily sunk!!! I almost drowned! Until I started running under water and I learned to paddle! Yea!!! I played in the lake and now I can swim!!! Woohoo!
This is me recovering from my near drowning! Before you say it...I do not look like a drowned rat! I look like a very wet T-Bone Beasley!

I look like a flying rabbit! Go Bease Go!!!

After I did a few more laps through the water, I moved onto the other side of the park and met my new friend Laela...she's pretty much the same age as me!!! We had such a great time just playing bitey face!

Today really was the best day ever! I can't wait to do it again!


Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Monday, April 14, 2008

I'm Ginormous!

Hello!!! Good News!!! First of all, I had a great weekend, but we will get to that in a bit! Now for the biggest news of all! I'm so GiNoRmOuS!!! Yea! I'm almost 15 weeks old and I weigh 34.6 pounds! Soon I won't have to get up on the stupid table at the vets office anymore! I got my last series of shots and the vet mentioned something about a neutering in a month or so. Oh-well, whatever that is, I will deal with it later! Woohoo for being big!

Now onto my weekend! I got to share my God humans bed with her and the cats! Can you believe that both of those fur balls stayed on the bed with me long enough to get a couple of pictures. After Satan jumped off the bed, Scooter had a few select words with me, most of which I did not understand!

Once I realized that Scooter wasn't coming back I decided that being the only furry one on the bed was boring, so I went to go find Squiggly and Solomon! On my hunt for my toys look what I found!!! Yea! You saw right, Satan stole my bed! I guess I deserved it, but still...I want her to know, it's MY bed! So I barked at her firstly because I wanted her to know I found her and secondly because I wanted her to know that the bed belongs to muah!

After the awesomeness that I already had thus far, I decided it was time to do some good mud snouting and digging! Once I got brown enough I felt that our glass door was too clean and needed a little Aire art (as Penny and Poppy put it).
And I'm sure you all know what happened after I finally got the smell of my last bath off...I got bathed again! Can you believe it! Again!!!! I smell like lavendar and mint! I should never smell of this...If I have to be "clean" why can't it at least be a boy smell? I see those AXE and TAG commercials all the time, I thought I was suppose to smell like that so I can get all the ladies. Please note, I prefer chicks with beards.

I begged my human not to post any of my bath pictures, it pained me enough to watch my dirt simply go down the drain. I did not want to bring the pain of those memories to any of you out there.

Good news! I hear Deetz sent me a slobbered Duck! YESSSSSSS, I can't wait to see it! I bet he bit it to give his stamp of approval! Woohoo! Deetz!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out reminding everyone that God made dirt, so dirt don't hurt! Mango, this is my first bully stick...I dedicated that chew to you and your amazing suds!


Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Friday, April 11, 2008

Two Against One

Look! Look! The toys do it too! They sniff butts too! I walked out to the livingroom this morning as my human brought out my two most favorite toys from my travel bag. I played with them for a little bit and then left to go find a good stick to chew on! When I got back inside Solomon was sniffing my Squiggly dog's butt! I was almost disgusted until I remembered that they probably learned this technique from me and my Uncle. Uncle Frisco sniffs my butt all the time!

So, as soon as I saw this ordeal I had to break it up pretty quickly, 'cause I'm the only one who can sniff butts around here. Solomon better remember that or he's gonna have to find a new owner!

Okay, so moving on! Last night my human's boss had to work late. So her four legged humans, Emma and Tula came to work too!

I was so excited to see other four legged humans running all around my second home! At first they didn't really like me. At one point, Tula flew off of a chair just like a bat and dove at my head! I won't lie, I was pretty scared, I ran away...but worry not! I came right back to do it all over again!

Anyway! Meet Tula! She's part Chihuahua...I was as big as her a little over a month ago.

And here's Emma! For the most part she tolerated me well, she just didn't really seem into any of my puppy play.
After Emma and Tula's human took them home I crashed...hard...on Solomon...

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out!


Mr. T-Bone Beasley