Sunday, April 27, 2008


I like to sleep...we all know this. But I now enjoy sleeping next to Satan. As long as Satan doesn't move I'm okay with her. It's when she starts to run around that I can't help myself, and the urge to chase becomes overwhelming! I just have to wonder what it would be like to grab her by the tail and swing her around! We could play kitty shot put! I wonder if fluffier kitties go further than the short haired kitties...

Anyway, today I had to sleep up lots so that I could play at the Dog Park and play like the big dogs do! So, after gnawing on our floor rugs, I fell asleep. And if you notice, I'm rocking my Pirate Skulls collar. Believe me...I scared all those dogs at the dog park! They took one look at me and were like, "We better not mess with him, he is a big furrrrrocious four legged human, especially with those pirate skulls!" Of course, I had to show them that looks can be deceiving and I played some bitey face with them, and made lots of bows! They soon realized that I don't have a mean bone in my body, I just like to play! I'm starting to get better at playing chase, and tug with other the other four legged humans. It's hard work though!

I come home way exhausted! I don't even mind getting back in the car when it's time to go home! So, once I got home I crashed on the same was the best nappage ever!
The other day my human caught me in the middle of a very intense dream. I kept moaning and whining, I guess. Every now and then I would wag my tail and move my paws all says my human...but who knows if she speaks the truth...she also told me that I smelled bad today, thus I needed a bath. I begged to differ, I thought I smelled beyond glorious, so really she's a liar...

Anyway, here is me dreaming. I there was dreamage of running in the park and chasing Laela. I think I remember seeing Apollo there. I faintly remember frolicking through the shallow end of the lake with cool water splashing everywhere!

I keep telling my human to find Apollo's phone number and e-mail adress, but I think miss twinky head forgot where she packed it during the move. If you look closely you can see my eyeballs moving. Deetz, does this count for scary eyes too!?! I remember what I was dreaming about...If this blog were a Soap Opera, the flash back would begin now...just imagine some fading around the corners of the video!

Mmmmm to sleep. I just ate, and now my stomache is beyond fat...and I'm definately ready for the best sleep ever!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and wishing everyone nothing but the best dreams tonight...dream of chewies!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley


Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hello Mr T-Bone. You sure look cut napping there.. I hope you have sweet dreams

~ Girl girl

Deetz said...

You sleep with your eyes open cool! I also noticed you like to bitey your mum's footsies...I bite my mums all the time. I like to bitey them when she is walking. She looks like she has been drinking all day and almost falls Your collars are wonderful. I love the pirate one. My mum forgot to measure my neck...I will probably have to do it all by myself...
I will have to think about what I really want if your saddy faces are working on your mum! I will make a list.

Pacco de Mongrel said...

i'm sure dog park are tons of fun..

u shld remind ur humans to bring u there more often.

Molly and Taffy said...

Hi Mt T-Bone

It was great talking to you earlier today. Love the video clips of you snoozing, glad you managed to uplaod them eventually. We loved them.

Molly and Taffy

Maggie & Mitch said...

We'd love to see a video of the kitty shot put! hehehehe
You mom is sure evil to take a video of you when you're trying to get some decent shut-eye!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Asta said...

MrT-bone Beasley
Iloved chatting wif you this weekend..You look so gweat in that collaw(of couwse Owange is my vewy favowite colow , so this is the best)
I'm so glad you had such a gweat time at the pawk
you look gweat sneeping..get some good west
smoochie kisses

Deetz said...

My mum doesn't have internet on the weekends, cuz we live in the boonies or something and so she has to wait until work to translate everything...I get so impatient about it. I didn't get a bath, cuz it got cold again like winter....KS stinks.
I sure did miss you

Chef said...

T-bone my buddy! Were you dreaming about swinging Satan around by the tail??? You are a masterful sleep moaner - a baritone just like me. You look so cute!!

Boxer slurpies. I've missed you!!!

Chef xox

Penny & Poppy said...

Wait till your hooman hears you cut loose with a blood curdling scream in the middle of the night! Penny and I do it every once in a while and it makes our pawrents fly out of the bed! We think it's funny. Our pawrents...not so much! Our predecessor, Pockets #1 did it a lot and scared our pawrents right out of their skin!

Poppy & Penny

Gus and Louie said...

Sure glad you scared all those dogs away. You are so big and bad..
Louie is fine. He just got soaked..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Joe Stains said...

That toy is LOUD! Looks like you had a good dream, I tend to scream in my sleep sometimes, scares the crap out of mom and dad!

Agatha and Archie said...

In the begining of your dreaming video it looks like you are smiling!!!!!The park sounded like a heck of a lot of fun!!! love A+A

Stanley said...

Bease! My girl wants to come through the pooter and moosh you ALL OVER. She thinks you're beyond cute... especially your curious expression in that last vid.

Personally, I like the manly growly stretch you did at the beginning of the sleep vid. I think you could win Deetzy's contest with that.

Thanks for the sweet dreams wish. I'm gonna go dream of my girl ASta.

Goober love,

Deefor said...

You look like you were enjoying your dream a lot. I like the pirate collar best. Perfect for the doggie park.


Harry said...

Looks like you were having a great nap and some good dreams. Cassidy and I allegedly make the oddest squeaking noises sometimes when we sleep - ma has likened it to a guine pig. Not sure I totally believe her!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Crikit, Sparky & Ginger said...

Hey Mr. T! it was fun chatting with you at the pawty. Oh we love cats as long as they don't run so we know jus what ya mean!

Our camera monster always comes alive while we try to nap grrrr

Love Licks & waggin TX tails barking loud lots of the time

Deetz said...

Yur hillarious T-Bone...I can see you dancing and bobbing your head while you was a rappin out that song.....lmao I luv you so much!
IT Was pawsome and it made me giggle. I never giggled before so hard.

Deetz said...

She forgot to measure my collar again!!! doggoneit. I prefer to be the bad-ass puppy cuz I gots 5 acres to protect and of course my neighbors yards too...something cool, like Elvis. I like the gators though! I have never had no one rap to me before, it was magnificent. My mum talks about you too!!! All the time. She says T-bone this and T-bone that....and how cute we are and how we look so much alike and stuff...
I think we are step brothers.
I wonder if my mum can UPS me to AZ? I would need air holes though
MY neck is getting measured tonight thats all their is too that.

Mango said...

Mr. T -
I have been told that I sometimes sleep with great vigor and that is why I wake up so tired.

Noah the Airedale said...

Hey T-Bone, another stylish collar matie. You're going to be the best dressed dog at the dog park with all those new collars matie.
It was great to catch you in the chatroom on the weekend.

Hugs and tail wags

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee T-Bone..that's some toy ya have there...looks like one of those thingies they blow on New Year Eve...I can tell ya that we would have had those retractin' legs off the guy in no time at all.
Enjoy fella....
Dewey Dewster feelin' fine now....

Willow the Black Dale said...

Beasley what you really need is another dale or 4 pawed friend if you want to catch that kitty. Pilar and I have a great game for kitty catching. I don't think the kittys like our game but we LOVE it!!
Now about your pirate/skull collar. Mawmie and I decided I have to have one. She has a pair of skull sketchers and we want to match. So where did you get that fantabulous skull bling???
Happy nappy to you my little cousin/friend.
dale snaps,

4xBs said...

you can never trust humans when they tell you that you smell bad. they don't know what they're talking about.

when you get to play with your kitty, we want to watch okay? we want to play too! hee hee


Sparky said...

Hiya T-Bone!

I'm not sure about fluffy kitties flying farther than short-haired kitties... I've been able to send the short-haired cats in my house pretty far!

At first glance, you do look kinda scary in your collar with the skulls on it! But I'm sure no one would be scared of you for long once they got to know you more (except maybe the cats!).

You sleep with your eyes open too? My humans say that I roll my eyes until they're all white when I sleep... They say it makes me look scary. But I'm not sure if I believe them, 'cause like you said, our humans are liars...

I hope you have a grrrrEAT sleep, and dream about lots of yummy chewies!