Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Present From Deetz!

Look! I'm just beside myself right now...gimmie a minute! EEEEEEEE A duck I got a duck! My good friend Deetz sent it to me! O man! A whole duck! This isn't just any duck...this is a honkin' duck! It makes a nice duckish sound! And see, the tag...which I kinda ate, said that the duck absorbs the human's smell, so it's fun for me! But I totally smelled Deetz! Specifically, I smelled his spit! It was glorious!

So, this magnificent gift opening escapade started when I received a package at the door! It had a label on it with my name and everything! This is my first package ever! I proceeded to open the box , the corner seemed to be the best starting point!

Once it was open...

I found my Honkin' Duck!!!

I tried to take him outside, but my human wouldn't let me. I was trying to show my new Honkin' Duck around the house and it's perimeters!

I got the Honkin' Duck by his butt!

The Honkin' Duck tried to get away from me...but I tackeld him on the couch, and that was the last time that he tried to get away from me! I then remembered that there was something else in the box!

Before I got to the box, I had to show the Honkin' Duck who was boss, just one last time!

Once I found the box again...look what I found!!!! Some Pup-peroni treats! You're right Deetz, these chewies are awesome! At my home we have a pet closet for the the cats and myself, so all night I kept pawing at the pet closet 'cause I wanted those CHEWIES!! Mmmmmmm chewies...

Thanks so much Deetz! I will make sure that there is proper Honkin' Duck play over here! You're the best, have you thought about moving ot Arizona so we can play at Cosmo Dog Park together...just a thought. My human says that she has an awesome Doctor that your Human can go to!

Woohoo for Honkin' Ducks and Pup-peroni snackies!!!!!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley and the Honkin' Duck signing out and reminiding everyone to stay Fuurrrrocious!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley


Deetz said...

Deetz's mum here: ROFLMAO Loved the video, so glad that Beasley liked his presents.
Deetz's Here: uggg, go away mum, I am trying to talk to Beasley.....
Beasley, Don't it sound like it is faurting? It is too cool....I will see if my mum will move to Arizona, bet I could talk her into it, if there is room for her horses and stuff..... I am so barking glad u love your duckie

Maggie & Mitch said...

You really gave that honking duck a work out, didn't you! hehehe
We loved the video!
The treats look pretty yummy too!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Niamh said...

You did an excellent job opening your first package to get to the honking duck. And treats too. Lucky guy.

Your friend,

Stanley said...


That is one fierce farting duck you have there! I LOVE the sound. I tried to eat the pooter when the vid came on. (Maybe it was the puperoni treats... who knows...)

Looks to me like your fartin' duck is going to be pretty busy at your place!

Congratulations, man!

Goob love,

Sparky said...

You got a Honkin' Duck?! Duuuude, I am so jealous! My human saw some Honkin' Ducks just like that one at the pet store the other day. But she didn't get me one! Oh well...

Man, you're having a BLAST! Can I come over to share some of your treats with myself? Hee hee...


Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
Deez was very nice sending you that funny duck and the treats!
Looks like you are really enjoying them!
Kisses and hugs

The G-Dales said...

Oh my Dogginess! Whooo-hooo a HONKIN DUCK! Yous is the wuckiest dawg eva! Beasley, the treats and the sqeezin on the honkin duck...way too funny! Mumsie kept giggling through the video...

Nice that you got a prize from your fwiend Deetzy...he's a good dawg too...we wuff him wike we wuff you....stay coolio! Practice on that duck, it's good so you can be better at biteyface games when you get older!

It would be sooo much fun if ALL our Dale fwiends could wive in one pwace....imagine 436,721 airedales running all awound? That would be Aireriffic!

Talk later Beasley Boy.....

The G-Dales

Pacco de Mongrel said...

do the duck "quack"?

4xBs said...

wow, a honkin' duck and pupperoni - life just doesn't get much better than that. that Deetz is a really good friend. we like him too.


pee ess - does the duck really smell like Deetz's spit? that is sooooooo cooooollll.

Mango said...

Mr. T.
Honkin duck rocks! You have the best stuff.

Tenkiller Airedales said...

Hi "T-Bone" .... Mommy Greta here!!! You look so cute with your new toy! I'm so proud of you. I just can't believe how big you're getting....and you look just like me!!! I'm very proud of you. Have you heard about all of the puppies here? I'm getting to help mom with the puppies since Tara Dale seems a little lost at the moment. Don't think Tara Dale will be having any more puppies. Well, I love you son!

Slurps and tail-tappin' to ya, Mommy Greta

Deetz said...

Yeah, my jaws were sore for weeks after getting my duck..But I just love the sound. It's funny when you pounce on it. My mum says we can't move to Arizona cuz she bought a house here and is in debt. She said if you are ever in Kansas you can stay with me and if we ever go to Arizona she will bring me by so we can play at the park and stuff. Its okay, I didn't take it wrong at all...I LOVE you too Beasley. Not that kind of love, but like a brother love. You are like my lil brother pen pal who is in a far away land. Mum said Arizona is too far for me to walk there. I asked. I hope you have a scary eye photo for my mums contest, that would be cool. My mum loves watching the video of you playing with your duck.
Your Pen Pal

Faya said...

Your new friend Mr. Duck looks just fabulous ! It is very kind of Deetz to send you this new friend...
Kisses, Faya

Penny & Poppy said...

Deetz sent you some really great presents! You are going to be worn out from playing with that fartin' duck! Too funny!

Poppy & Penny

Deetz said...

I just noticed that Comet and Blue live in Arizona. They are friends of mine too. Do trains go to Arizona? I hear trains all the time and they don't sound like they are real far away....Someone at another blog mentioned teleporting....I will have to do some research on that one.

Gus and Louie said...

Wow that Deetz is such a wonderful friend to send you that honkin duck.. Sure glad your mom decided it was an "inside toy"

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Noah the Airedale said...

That awesome T-Bone, how nice of Deetz to send you a honking duck.
Those treats sound pretty good too.
Congrats on getting your first package!!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee, are Fox Terriers allowed in yer world? Nice duck Mr.T Bone...is it still in one piece cause us terriers tend ta liberate the stuffing in record time.

Dewey Dewster here.....

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

You are one lucky dog! Your duck is a gas...or is it full of gas. Maybe that's why it honks so much?


Asta said...

That is a fabulous duck and you showed him who's boss!!! I love the pictoowe of you wif him in youw mouf!!
Washington was nice exept fow the hoomans who awe wunning the gov't..I think we doggies should take ovew..we would do a much bettew job
smoochie kisses

Willow the Black Dale said...

Wow you got a Duckie!!! You really really make us laugh at our hawse! I sure do miss mine! You are going to love it T!!! Deetz rocks that's all I can say!
Have fun,

Deetz said...

Kiss your mum for me on the forehead. Hey, does your mum have any Scary Eye Photos of you? maybe she can accidentally take a crappy picture of you for my contest. Scary Eye Picture is when our eyes are all freaky cuz of the flash...
Wish we could play together.