Friday, April 25, 2008

I Love Packages!!!

Look what I got! Another package! This time it was from my human! I was so excited to find out what was in it! I mean really, what more could a Mr. T-Bone Beasley need or even ask for! I've already got Squiggly the Dog, Solomon the Snake, the Honkin'/Fartin' Duck, and chewies up the wazoo!

So, in order to find out the contents of the package, I had to take the corner approach again. It really is the best starting spot! See, what you do is gnaw on it until it becomes soggy and then you can shred the cardboard...then you pull off any tape that may be attached.

But you gotta make sure that you got a good grip on the box, otherwise pulling it to pieces can become a little difficult. That means you need to put your giant bear claws around the box, yah have to show the box who's boss.

Once I got the box open, I found some aqua paper with a brown bow! Can you believe it! Who ever put my package together must have known me and my human's favorite color combination right now! Mind readers are the best! So anyway, I got the bow in my mouth and I pulled it all apart myself! But, once I realized the great sound that tissue paper makes, well...I went to town on that!

So look what was inside! Yea... great...this is nothing that I can chew on!

For the life of me I cannot get my human to understand that I don't care what goes around my neck! This whole stylish thing has gotten out of hand! I mean, I like to look good, but let me tell you what looks good...First, it's crucial that you have a nice layer of dirt that surrounds your fur, this acts as a protectant from things that may smell like flowers or perfume like thingies. Second, you must keep messy fur, this way if it gets a second layer of dirt the humans don't really notice, plus it keeps in the natural smell that us four legged humans are able to create. Third, and most important...always have a little brown spot somewhere on your nose hose! So now tell me, where does a collar come into any of this? NO WHERE! I would be more than happy to be naked all the time!

Now, I will say that I quite enjoy the pirate skulls, however, the pink Locoste Gators just aren't feeling like a very Mr. T-Bone Beasley like accessory. I mean, are the Gators wearing spikes? Uhhhhh nope!

Okay, so after my human put the very preppy puppy collar on me, I had to hide my face. I almost did not allow her to post this picture. But then, all of a sudden, I felt that I could totally rock the pink and green Gators! I mean, I make it look pretty manish, right?

So, yea...I think my black and tan fuzz definately make this collar look good. In fact, I even let my human take me to the dog park with this collar on! I was ready to show the world that I make pink and green gators look good! As soon as my human realized the dirtiness that is a dog park, the collar was pulled off my neck and went around her wrist. I don't know what she was thinking, that collar looked way better on my neck than it did on her wrist! Silly human!

O-well! In the next few day I will be able to model my other new collars! And believe you me!!! I'm gonna be H-O-T!

On a side duck is bleeding...I don't know what happened to him, but after I lost my tooth he was bleeding! Then I realized that his blood was all over me! All of a sudden a whole bunch of feelings and thoughts were rushing to my head, and that's when I realized that I killed my duck for reals this time. With a panic about me I took the duck to my human to show her that he was dead...and I even showed her that I was the one who did it, the one who killed the honkin'/fartin' duck. I placed my mouth around her wrist to show her the duck blood that still remained in my mouth. Oh man was I scared...I never killed any of my toys for real before. I was ready for a stern finger shaking in my face when all of a sudden my human cupped her hands around my fuzzy head and just loved me.

Then she got me lots of chewies with nobbly things, which felt oh so good on my new toothy coming in! Mmmmmm chewies! My human must have realized how bad I felt! She then told me that my duck was still alive, and that it was my blood all over the duck. I almost fainted when I heard that! I didn't know that I bleed! I bleed! We all bleed apparently, I thought we were all invinsible!

Does anyone know where my teeth are going? I think they are leaving me...but I need them in order to eat my chewies and all that is my puppy chow goodness! I hope they come back soon because with my sharp dagger tooth missing my tongue is flopping out on the one side of my mouth!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out, reminding everyone that collars do not make the four legged human! The four legged human makes the collar!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley


Maggie & Mitch said...

Your new collars are all so handsome, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! We can't wait for you to model all of them!
We didn't know stuffies bleed either! Those are sure some pretty sharp choppers you have in your mouth!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Niamh said...

That was an excellent how-to guide to opening up packages. You will look very handsome wearing those new collars. I like the bright tie dye looking one on the top. Are you a Grateful Dead fan?

Your friend,

Faya said...

Mr. Beasley you are handsome with your new collar....I can't wait to see you with the other one...
About your teeths.... I don't know where they are going but I can tell you that I eat all mine...yes Monsieur... I did...
Kisses, Faya
PS : can you ask your mom to send me your address by e-mail ?

Dewey Dewster said...

Mr T-Bone,
My goodness, ya have all those new collars to come? Ya only need if ya was gettin' more walkies....that would be sumpin' to hollar 'bout. Hey, don't feel sad 'bout those teeth of yers....newer, biggers ones are a comin' and then ya can rip that duck of yers to shreds like we do to our toys...boy is it fun to see Gram sew 'em up so we can rip 'em all over again....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Asta said...

You make any collaw stylish!!! It's youwho is handsome and the collaws just help bwing that to evewyone's attention!!!
Is the toof faiwy visiting you??
Put youw teef undew youw pillow when they come out, and the toof faiwy leaves you money that you can buy mowe tweats's the least he can do fow stealing youw toofies..also tell youw Mom that if she makes a knotted wag all wet and puts it in the fweezew, nd then gives it to you, it makes youw toofies feel bettew when they'we coming in.
You get in the chat by clicking on the 2nd amivewsawawwy chat button on my side baw and wegistewing, and then following theiw diwections..huwwy so we can all talk to you
good luck
smoochie kisses

Gus and Louie said...

Those are some pretty cool new collars. You are going to be so stylin on your walks..
Sorry about your duck.. At least all the stuffins didn't come out...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Bogart said...

Very nice work on the package my friend... I'm always keen to try new techniques.

And that last photo is ADORABLE!!!


Joe Stains said...

you look good in your new collar!!! don't worry about your teeth, you will have plenty, I promise!

Sparky said...

Mr. T-Bone, my pal!

I think those collars look very stylish! I used to not really like wearing them either, but now I found out that all the girls like my handsome looks when I wear them. Hee hee.

Oh my goodness! I was shocked when I saw that your fartin' duck was bleeding. The only stuffie blood I ever saw was white and fluffy! And then I was even more shocked when I read that it was YOUR blood! I'm glad that you're okay, though. I guess you're going through the loosing teeth stage! I don't even remember when I lost my teeth...

Have you been in the DWB chat room yet? I haven't seen you in there... The party's pretty awesome so far, hope to chat with ya soon!

I hope you're having a grrrrEAT weekend!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
All those collars that you got are very nice!
That thing of the teeths happens to all of us, don't worry! Like Joey said... you will have new ones soon!
Kisses and hugs

Thor said...

Mr Beasley,
Good work with that package!
You are a handsome boy and you made that collar good.


Miss Ellie and Baz said...

Oh Mr T Bone Beasley - you ROCK in that pink and green croc collar. We can't wait to see you in the Skull and crossbones one though!
but we must agree, it is far nicer for us Dales to run arounf naked!

Miss Ellie and Baz

Noah the Airedale said...

G'day T-Bone,
Looking good little matie!! And you got 4 of them, fantastic. You can choose a different collar depending on your mood.
Hey you're getting pretty good at opening boxes.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Mango said...

I'm so glad its hard to find things in plus sizes so I don't have to put up with all the fashion stuff. But the fun of opening the package was worth it, right?

Glad the duck isn't dead. Your teeth must be kind of sore. I found chewing on the furniture felt really good when I was getting my teethies.


Amber-Mae said...

Those collars are really loverly! oh my, poor bird. Can stuffies bleed?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Deetz said... much happened while I was gone over the weekend. I bet you were freakin about killin the fartin duck, lol. Poor lil guy! If you would have really killed it, I would have gotten you another one....for sure I would have. I got all my new teeth, I am not sure where the others went.
I was sorry to hear about Cooper.

The G-Dales said...

Mr.T-Bone -

We tink you and your Mumsie and your bloggies are so FUNNY. We haff to potty evwy time we wead wone! You didn't kill your honkin' duck bled on him! But we must say we are a bit jealwous of your package....

Roy Boy, he gets a new collar every -oh wet me tink now - abouwt evwy 4 to 5 months. Because I, Mr. Cracker Jack, chew them off of him! Well see I can't hewlp it...we pway bitey face and I haff tograb onto someting and the collar is da best...but I chew it a wittle each time....ooops!

Hey Bonsey....Roy Boy here...Mumsie needs your email address so we can share piccies and chat her at ok?

And very nice form opening your box up....grab and rip works pwetty good for us! And we wike the Woof collar...would you model that wone for us, pwease? Tanks!

Nose pokes to you!
The G-Dales

Stanley said...

That last photo says it ALL, Bease! THe pooter is YOURS, and you can drool on it anytime you WANT!

Sorry about the teefers, man. They have to go sometime so the big manly dale toofers can come to stay. You'll see what I mean in a few weeks.

Meantime, be sure to rock whatever collar you wear. You've got quite a selection, I must say. Does your mama accessorize herself as well as she has you? And, if I'm not mistaken, I think most collars can be washed right up, so no need to remove a collar once you're already rockin' it at the dog park.

Goober love,

Pee Ess
Glad the fartin' duck is okey dokey!