Thursday, April 24, 2008

Crazy Eyes!!! I just found out that my human just deletes all of my evil eye photos!!! What the crap is that! I know, right! I mean, I'm sorry I can't be perfect eyeballed all of the time, but whatever. Bah!

So, due to my human and her stoopid power to delete me right out of her camera, this was the best I could do. I call this one, "Bathe me again, and I will lazer beam you with my eyes!" I would lazer beam my human's fingers right now, except that I need them in order to get my blog out. I wasn't quite gifted enough to acquire fingers when I was born.

I guess I can forgive my human, she did just give me a treat and she gives me the best "Good Morning to the Baby Bease" rubs. That always gets my tail wagging. I love the morning rub down!

I would also like to include my roommate, Satan in the photo contest.

I call this one "Cheshire will soon feel the wrath of Satan!"

Just an update...Satan and I are getting along much better these days. Most of the time she doesn't mind me in the room with her. Apparently, she just doesn't like when I bark. But barking is the only way I know how to let her know that I found her. It's a part of the game of tag. I just can't get her to understand my playing rules!

Why doesn't Squiggly or the Honkin'/Fartin' Duck get Crazy Eyes!!!!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out reminding all humans that crazy eyes are just a part of our personalities, that shouldn't be deleted from your cameras!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley


Deetz said...

Thanks T-Bone. I got the photos all downloaded into the Scary Eye Photo Contest folder. Satan's is very scary. I am glad you are getting along better. Kitties can be fun to play with, just watch your eyes. Can your mum put you on a plane and fly you over for a day? That would be so cool.

Deetz said...

You have a look of disgust in your scary eye mum loves your photo. Mum noticed there is one of those big plastic drinking containers on the floor next to you...She poked me and said "see I am not the only one that has to use on of those during bathtime"... I have only had one bath my whole lifetime. I am almost 9 months old now. Mum said next bath is in the horse tank as soon as the temperature reaches 80

Willow the Black Dale said...

Ok that is it. If you are going to Deetz house I am too. Bring your Duckies, I just might need to borrow one!!

Now about the food. Daddy made all kinds of food Beasley. Pilar and I got our own plates of course. Let's not forget there were a bunch of kids here too. You know what that means.....droppings all around. I was much faster than Pilar so i was very full when it came time for bed. Ahhh, food and my hoomans what more could a dale want?
Bark at ya later cousin,

Niamh said...

I am so sorry that you had to have a bath T-Bone. They are horrible and of course you should make scary eyes when your person makes you have one. I had a bath yesterday too but fortunately there are no pictures.

Your friend,

Maggie & Mitch said...

You look adorable all wrapped up in your starfish bathtowel waiting for your mom to fluff you dry!
We hate the bath part but we love being towel dried!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Noah the Airedale said...

We're still trying to find crazy eye photos for Deetz' competition....sigh. Our are deleted too. That's digital cameras for ya.
The weather here is dreadful T-Bone. It is our 13 consecutive day of rain. A record we think. It's cool too.
We're so over this rain.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Joe Stains said...

I nominated you for Awesome Dog Blog of the month over at the Bone Zone on the Dog with Blogs message board!!

Sparky said...

Man, that's a great crazy eye picture of you, T-Bone! I gotta remember to get out one of my scary eye pictures too... I better do that quickly!


The G-Dales said...

Hiya Beas-Bud!

Wuff the cwazy eye piccie! You look so uncomfable in your towle...wisten to this...Roy Boy and I fall asweep when we get tubbies fwom ouwr Mumsie...WE get to go in the tub about once a month or so and we get nice warm watr and rubbies and bubbles and stuff. THEN we get to get bwo-dwied! All that Pawesome warm aire! Vewry cool. The we looks all fuzzy and stuff....

Tewwl us, what is a horse tub? We never seed owne of dose tings.....

Hey Mr. Beas, tewwl Deetzy that scary eye piccies arwe funny. 'Do, we don't know why squiggly and honkin' duck don't get 'em.....vewy intewesting .....

We thought the honkin duck video was just pawesome! We was all giggly wiff Mumsie.

See ya Beas...bee cooool!

Nose Pokes, Bud

The G-Dales

Lorenza said...

Satan sure has scary eyes!
I love baths!
Kisses and hugs

Stanley said...

Hey, T-Bone! Those eyes are crazy ENOUGH. I'm sure you'll find some even crazier shots of your alien eyes now that your mam has been served notice by you!

I have a feeling that Satan has this contest in the bag. C'mon! She doesn't just have your basic, everyday scary eyes. She's got the RED scary eyes of death going there.

By the way, if you've just GOT to send whatever it is that you think I've GOT to have to me to be able to sleep at night, then I'll say okay. Please do. Peemail me and I'll send you my snail mail address.

Goober love & scary smooches,

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hello T-Bone... THose are scary eyes.... But you still look cute

~ Girl girl

Noah the Airedale said...

T-Bone, you're in the wars matie. Hope the teefies don't give you too much grief.
Make sure your pinky takes lots of pics of you wearing your new collars. Cant wait to see them!!!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Deetz said...

Gosh, I don't know what my collar size is. I will have my mummy measure me this weekend. I think I am getting the dreaded bath this weekend. Have you heard of ticks? Apparently, they love my mum alot and use me as transportation. I can't see them though, so I think she has gone loco.
Thank you Thank You for nominating me for Awesome Blog. You are the greatest.

Harry said...

My eyes glow the whole time, so ma should have plenty of photos of mine!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Kirby said...

Hey T-Bone,

I've got the same problem. My Mom deletes all the crazy eye photos, so the only one we could dig up is a lot like yours. He he! Guess our parents don't want anyone thinking they've got a crazy eyed dog!

Your pal,

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee T-Bone, tell yer Mom to fix those scary eyes with photo software like Gram sense wastin' a good photo cause it's scary lookin'.
Dewey Dewster here....