Sunday, September 7, 2008

Flashing Silver Box...

So, the 4XB’s got me thinking about becoming a model. Now, I understand that my modeling will never reach their level of awesomeness, but I thought I might as well give it a try.

Alas, I let the human bring out her little silver box…again…so that she may adore all of my cuteness and of course the curliness that I am at this point! My eyebrows are starting to turn to dreads on their own! Now, if that’s not cool, well, then I don’t know what is!















So, basically here I am…















































After a while I became rather annoyed. I mean, the flash, the “Look Bease” when nothing is there to look at but her empty fingers…
















So I decided to turn my head and show a bit of my profile. After all, my left is the better side!
















































Satan became jealous! I could tell because she let out a scream. Not really, she just yawned, but still…I’m sure it was a jealous yawn…















So the human turned to Satan and helped her self esteem by letting her take up some space in her little silver flashing box.























































We tried to get Linus, but he wasn’t down…can you tell?















Anyways, I aspire to be like to 4XB’s, but I think I need to learn how to smile with my eyes. That’s what Tyra Banks always talks about anyway…

Look what Chef gave me!













It’s awesome ‘cause I love his blog too! Chef is way wise…he can teach you anything you want to know about sticks…and kitty stalking too…Thanks Chef!!!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

42 comments:

Girl Girl Hamster said...

I think you'll make a pawsome and cute model. Satan scared me with that yawn. But he look cute after that..

~ Girl girl

Harry said...

You certainly are growing up to be a handsome young man.

Toodle pip
Harry x

Maggie and Mitch said...

You're one handsome boy, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! You're already a model to us!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

You look very cute from ANY side, Beasley! You are the pawfect model! Satan's gnashers look very scary!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Faya said...

Thank you Mr. Beasley ! I have ask Véronique to print your pictures and now they are all over my room....I sleep with you Mr. Beasley ! I will dream of you ....
Kisses, Faya

Noah the Airedale said...

Aaaahhhh Satan is scary.
My sissies think you're definite model material matie.

tailwags
Noah

BenTheRotti said...

I think you look great from all angles man, you are a natural and would make a great model!
Linus clearly has better things to do and Satan.. OMDog! I'm truly scared!!!

*whimpers*

Ben xxxx

Agatha and Archie said...

Well if you are not GQ material we don't know who is!! Love A+A

Abby said...

Hi, T-Bone...

You are sooo handsome & cute & adorable...You could definately be a model...

Abby xxxooo

Willow the Black Dale said...

Bease.....I think you are getting a fan club. Do you need a manager!! The girls are already fawning over you. I however can't because we come from the same kennel. But dude you are hawt!!!! Sizzzzzle!!!

My mom will probably need your moms help before this is over with. She was cranky with grandma!!!! Yikes....bad mommy! She is in hibernation(with plenty of coffee) for a few days....daddys suggestion!!!

Mucho smoochos,
Willow
Pee Ess....Pilar ran when she saw Satan's yawn face. She thought he was after her!!!!

Deetz said...

Satan, looks so much like our friend, JB.
You are a great model, beasley. I had no idea. I love your lil curley eyebrows and can't wait to play bitey face with you. Squiggly dog and I took a nappie together this weekend. He snores alot.
Deetzy

Niamh said...

You sure know how to strike a pose Beasley. Those models in the magazines better watch out-your face is so expressive. Satan is pretty photogenic too. I know what you mean about the silver box thing. It is very boring to sit still for all those pictures.

Your friend,
Niamh

JB's Big World said...

When the Schnoodles started doing all their modeling I decided to try it too! You look pawsome for sure and so does Satan! I think you could both make some real money! Love the last nose shot too.
--JB

Deetz said...

JB, said you found feathers in your backyard, and I had feathers in mine, and JB, had feathers in hers.....There sure are alot of birds without feathers running around, or....one bird, naked very very naked. Wonder if we should investigate further...ummm
Deetzy

Asta said...

Bease
You awe gowgeous!!! I think the 4Bs will be vewy pwoud of youw deboot as a model!
Satan is quite the booty too.
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee esss.I don't think you have a bad side anywhewe

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Man Beasly! You could be on the cover of lots of magazines! I do love your eyebrows! Just think, you could make like badillion dollars modeling, your mom could quit working and spend all her time with you. Aaannd you could bye all th treats and stuffies you want! I say go for it!
Hugs,
Sunny&Scooter
pee ess the cats look kinda scarey to us....

DESERT PUPS said...

Woof, T

Great pictures, you sure a handsome devil. You should make a lot of doggie biscuit off of you modeling. Anyway, that's one freaky looking cat you've got there. Maybe Satan the cat should meet Toby the HellDog.

Woof
Desert Pups

the 4 Bs said...

hey Mr. Beasley! you are one handsome 'dale dog. we think you make a pawsome model. you have a very calm look to your face. it's very handsome - and we don't say that to just anydog.

those kitty photos are nice too, except the one with those sharp teeth showing. that one is scary. eeek.

you can be a model any day you want to, Mr. Beas. you have the good looks for it!

woofs.

Chef said...

Bease! What amazing pictures! How I wish I had fluffyfurs like you. I am so bald! And those eyes - so soulful. You are growing up to be the handsomest dale in the universe and you could definitely get a job as a model. Imagine how many cookies you could earn... ;D

xoxo
Chef

Dewey Dewster said...

Beasley...

Ya are very photogentic fer sure....but I do te same thing when Gram gets out that flashin' annoyin' things...I just look away....hey if they want pictures of me they need ta pay fer 'em....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Kirby said...

Bease,

You are one good looking pooch! The women in our life are exactly the same, always with the stuipid flashing box. It's always in my face and it drives me crazy. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only dog who has this problem. He he!!

Your pal,
Kirby

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
You are a very handsome model!
And Satan too!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Joe Stains said...

Its just not easy being totally handsome is it? I sure get sick of the flashing box. You do look pretty great, though.

Georgeous said...

Hey Beasley, you'll get soOOo much more work modelling than Satan, you are a natural - darling (as they say in the biz)
Snufs George

Bogart said...

Go for it buddy - Zoolander all the way!!!

Love,
Bogart

George the Pup said...

I think you did a great job Beasley! It's hard to be a great model when you're not "feelin' it".

Satan looks kinda snarly - like my brother Jake.

happy said...

Look at all your handsome pose! You'd definitely make a good model!

Pacco de Mongrel said...

we can definately see your potential there...

step away, tyra banks

Toffee said...

The schnoz is just the best.
have a lovely day.

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

Those are the best portfolio shots we've seen ... and then when we got to the CATS we had to laugh! Cats look very odd, don't they?

Deetz said...

I had to come and see your cute nose. Its raining here, Beasley. I still have no playmate. Guess what? I farted!
Deetzy

Deetz said...

Thats glorious your mum is on vacation and spending it with that nose..I mean, you. I worry about you too Beasley. Thats just because someday, somehow..we will play together. I can't wait to here all about your adventures with your mummy.
Deetzy

Two Schnauzers from New England said...

Thanks for coming to visit our blog. Mama read your last post to me (Hershey) and we think you are so adorable.

Mama appreciates the advice you gave her about adopting a brother for me.

Is Satan your sister? She certainly had a lot to say.

Love -

Hershey and Kaci

P.S. Kaci is my "aunt" and lives in New Hampshire. Papa and I will be visiting her this weekend.

Deetz said...

pssst....I wuff you too!....
My lil brother isn't doing very well, so I have been kinda quiet last couple of days. The comment you left, made us smiley.
Deetzy

Kess And Her Mama said...

You would make an awesome doggie model! BTW, I've got an award for you! Come by and pick it up.

Molly and Taffy said...

Mr T

Your eyebrows are such a feature of your handsome face. Amazing photo shoot, a career surely awaits someone as handsome as you.

Molly and Taffy

Rambo said...

Hi T,
Congratulations on your award.
We think you make a perfect doggy model cause you look great from any angle.
Rambo
Satan looks like a vampire!

Stanley said...

Hey, Bease!

You are one good lookin' Dale, buddy! LOVE your extra thick eye liner. The camera loves you. You're a natural, man!

LOVE the nosey shots!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Pee Ess
Satan is a perty girl. Who knew?

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Mom thinks she is losing her mind. She thought she left a commment last nite telling you we had an award for you at our blog. Uhhhh, apparently not since she can;t find it! Poor mom.
Hugs
Sunny&Scooter

Thor said...

Great pictures, Mr.Beasley! You are handsome! You can be a model, if you want.

Love and licks
Thor

chasingsquirrelswithrusty said...

You're a natural! Those are some very fetching poses!

Barklove,
Rusty

kismet_mattie said...

We love your blog, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! (and we love your name too!) We're going to ask mom to add this blog to my blark (blog + bark = blark ... get it?) so my friends can meet you too and read about your life. Sounds like you've got a great mom!

Kismet and Mattie