Anyway! I took my typical package opening approach to this particular box...but let me tell you, those corners were tough to get! They were pretty thick! Mmmm Box...
After my human helped me with the tape I stuck my head inside and took inventory!
And look what I found first!
That's right! A cow!!! A white cow!!! And it came with a locket for my human so she can have a picture of me with her all the time! My human thanks you Faya! Now my human will never forget me! You and your Mom ROCK!
I think I shall name the cow...MooMoo. Yes, MooMoo the cow shall work perfectly!
Isn't MooMoo just perfect!
My human definitely has twinky filling for a brain! I don't care how long she worked today...you would think she would know how to open my treats! I mean, good thing I cracked the top of my treat lid 'cause I would have never got to taste them...
After I chomped up a few of the treats I realized that there was something more that I needed to discover! And Lookie what it was! Is this how I wear it Faya?!?! Just call me Bease the Home maker...I'm ready to clean up any crumbs that may have tumbled to the floor!
And here...you can just call me Mr. T-Bone Teresa...
Okay, so maybe I'm not suppose to be a Home Maker, or a Saint. How about Beasley the Awesome Rocker!!! Is this any better Faya?
Beasley's gotta bone...(sung to the tune of Janie's got a gun by Aerosmith)
I think the Honkin'/Fartin' Duck and MooMoo the Cow are gonna get along just fine!
Thank you so much Faya! I nearly peed trying to open that box to get the inside goods! I will send my human to the store tomorrow to find some good Faya worthy box stuffers! Hehe!
This is a very excited Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley