Tuesday, May 13, 2008

I'M NAKED!!!

This may be how you all remember me...this is how I remember me. When my human woke me up this morning and put me in the car I had no idea what I was up for. Ahhhh my warm fuzzy fuzz...

And now...this is all that is left of me!
I'm still cute right? I mean, I know I don't look like the same four legged human, but you'll all love me still, right?

Oh man! I'm naked!

I started to feel a little nervous about my four legged human capabilities! I was hoping that I would still be able to chew on chewies naked, play with toys naked, and run naked...good news! You don't need fuzz to do any of those things!


I decided that maybe I should start working on my glamour shots. Who knows, maybe I'll get a call from Hugh Hefner wanting to do a special on naked puppies!










































And of course, I had to get a shot of me on the bed...'cause that only seems right...
Before rumors start flying...I'll end them right now. My nose is not an implant! It is all natural. I grew it all on my own!

I'm not sure, but I think this is the equivalent of what the two legged humans call "bed room eyes."















I thought that maybe Hugh would like this shot of me, because it shows my goofy side. I want all four legged humans to realize that they can be naked too, while being themselves...






There's a catch to being naked, though. You get cold...there is no more fuzz to protect you. Good news though! You get to snuggle in a blanket!






I feel that this lime green blanket really brings out my eyes...
This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley ... what's left of me anyway, signing out!


Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

36 comments:

Noah the Airedale said...

T-Bone matie, you look as gorgeous as ever. We love your new look!!!!
You also look tres chic in your new daledana from Faya. Isn't she a sweetheart.
The new dog kennel is going great guns beaze. I use it the most.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah

Maggie & Mitch said...

You look awesome with your new hairedo! We love it! You look so much more grown up!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Molly and Taffy said...

Mr T

You look very grown up now and will definitely feel the benefits of your Airecut with the Summer arriving soon.

Molly and Taffy


PS: Defo prefer to keep the tongue and loose the teeth because: You could still swallow food but use your tongue to clear up crumbs and lick the hoomas plates. M & Txx

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh my...I hardly recognized you T-Bone!!! You were always so cute...who knew what handsomeness was beneath all that fuzz!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Penny & Poppy said...

You look very handsome, T-Bone! Fortunately for us, Airedales seem to get cuter when they grow up (or so our mom says). BTW, we prefer the cheese, but it looks like we'll be eating more of the crackers since we both need to lose some weight. Some crazy guy, on TV, told our dad that one tiny cube of cheese puts as much weight on your dog as 1 1/2 hamburgers with buns. What does he know? What a buzz-kill!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny

Deefor said...

Hi T
They try to do that to me sometimes. I don't like wire brushes so it's OK. You look great. A style for summer.

Deefor

Faya said...

Oh Mr. Beasley you are so beautiful ! Your nose is perfect, your ears are perfect .... waouw....AND... you look more mature (VĂ©ronique says it is only the look that looks mature because us airedales will never be mature in our head...).
Kisses, Faya

Deetz said...

OMgoodness!! They even shaved the inside of your ears...I bet it was horrifying. I am glad they were nice to you, cuz if they weren't I was hitchin a train and coming to AZ to save you. My mum is laughing in the background, but I am not laughing. I will not let my T-Bone be alone in this shaving thing. I am gonna bite the bullet and let someone shave me....accept for my ears, I kinda like my ears! I actually like your new look T-Bone. Very Hansome and mature looking. My color is still orange but it won't take long for it to change colors...lol
Deetz
Ps I think mum finally got the video to work on my blog....duh

Meryl said...

You're new haircut makes you look so very grown-up--like a proper little man!

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

You look so handsome and grown up with your new hairdo. You truly do belong in Playboy Magazine.

Levi's mom

Willow the Black Dale said...

Bease,
You look soooo handsome. We still love you at this end. My first groomer did that to me. So I will let you in on our secret. Grandma taught mawmie how to cut my airehair and now she does it. Granted she is still learning and isn't perfect but I never come back NAKED anymore.
I think you should spend the weekend over at grandma's and take your hooman mommy with you. That way she could groom and you could play with the puppies and see mommy Greta!!!
Aire slaps,
Willow
PeeSss....mawmie would deport me back to New Mexico if I took her skull shoes and made it into a collar. (i would tell daddy and i bet he would save me....)

Anonymous said...

T-Bone buddy!

What a hair raising story! I never had to endure the ordeal of fuzz removal; my fur is permanently short. While you were at the "salon" did they mess around with your toe nails?? I think they call it a manicure?? A pedicure?? Nope, I think they call it a pet-a-cure; the agony of da feet!

You look mighy handsome, lil' cuz! You know what they say: hair today, gone tomorrow!

Buck-a-roo

BenTheRotti said...

Are you still cute? Are you kidding?

Man you are even CUTER!!

Mum has gone on meltdown at those pictures of you!!

love, licks and tailwags,

Ben xxxx

Deetz said...

I only have two cookies left! My mum says she needs to learn how to make my own treats cuz the ones at the store are like almost made of gold, expensive as they are....
Did I tell you my daddy brought me back a frisbee last weekend. Hopefully will get you some pics next week...It looked really cool!
I read somewhere about magic carpets, maybe I will check into one of those and come and see you
Deetz

Niamh said...

Even though it makes you look very spiffy, I feel so sorry that you had to be groomed. I detest being groomed and especially hate the clippers near my ears. You are very brave to put up with all that.

And I think that your nose is lovely. The bigger the better.

Your friend,
Niamh

The G-Dales said...

Bease bud - You look just fine and dandy...your fuzzies will come back. Look at it this way, you get to strut around all sexy boy like and stuff and make the ladies fall in love with you...and when you need to be more modest, just cover up. He's bringing sexy back, yeah, he's bringing sexy back!



Go Beasley, GO!

We Griffindales love you....

By the way, we just came back from the post office!

Tee hee!

The G-Dales said...

Bease bud - You look just fine and dandy...your fuzzies will come back. Look at it this way, you get to strut around all sexy boy like and stuff and make the ladies fall in love with you...and when you need to be more modest, just cover up. He's bringing sexy back, yeah, he's bringing sexy back!



Go Beasley, GO!

We Griffindales love you....

By the way, we just came back from the post office!

Tee hee!

Deetz said...

I love your nose!!! I can't stop starring at it
Deetz

Gus and Louie said...

Don't be so sad it will grow back and you will be so cool without all that fur..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Harry said...

Aw, you look adorable, and more grown up too. Ma is always "honking" our big rubber noses!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Sparky said...

T-Bone!

I can't believe it! I can't believe you're actually NAKED! How could the humans do that to you, man?! That's horrible!

One good thing though... I'm so glad to hear I'm not alone when it comes time for me to get shaved! Ugh... Why can't the humans just leave us alone with our own fuzz?

Don't worry man, it'll grow back. In just a few weeks your humans will have to shave you naked all over again! Hee hee.

That one goofy picture of you... I LOVE it. Your eyes are too cool!

Sparky

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
You look very handsome! Ready for "Playgirl"
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

TBone...I wouldn't have recognized you without ur fuzz...and you are one handsome Dale boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a feelin' all this Dale fur on me is gonna be awfully toasty for me...perhaps I need to go and get a new do like urs!!!

Ya do look older, Man...

Lacie is pantin' like crazy.....

Where did you get ur nose implant? I want one....

Babystan

Amber-Mae said...

Woah, you're really nekkid! But I think you're still cute & I'm sure you feel sooo much better especially during this hot weather.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Girl Girl Hamster said...
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Girl Girl Hamster said...

You still look cute nekkid T-Bone. You'll be pawsome as the cover of a magazine

~ Girl girl

Mango said...

Mr. T - I am still not convinced about your nose. Maybe you need to "grow into it."

You look fab in those glamour shots with your black and tan cut.

Ferndoggle said...

I like the fuzzy T-Bone but must admit, the sheered down version is pretty darned cute too!

Lola

Deetz said...

I think I am gonna leave my tail and my ears furry and the bottoms of my feeties....and the end of my nose...I will let them shave my back. Did they use a blowdryer on you Bease? Don't tell know one, cuz I would be embarrassed...but I am afraid of the blowdryer.
Deetz

Deetz said...

Wow T-Bone, that photo of you is my favorite one of the haircut...We picked the same one...funny. Oh, the boyfriend is coming to KS? Is he coming anywhere close to Belle Plaine? Can you fit in his suitcase? Can he bring you and your mum? My mum just told me to stop asking so many questions.....I can't help I am inquisitive.
I haven't seen the mailman, I was too busy tearing up daddys tarp yesterday...lol...I have moved my scavenger hunt items...they will never find my hidy place.

You are my hero! You most definitely saved her life. She could have hit her head or something and got amneschia or something like that. I am starting to learn really big words, so you will have to bear with me.

Is your mums boyfriend going to have any of those cookies with him?
Deetz

Niamh said...

Baths are torture! You can see how miserable I am when I have a bath in my post of 3/21/08. Sorry that you had to endure the torture of a bath.

Your friend,
Niamh
Who is hoping not to be groomed anytime soon!!

Stella said...

Oh T-Bone!

My hairy brother Stanley & I will love you NO MATTER WHAT! Here in GooberStan it may look like we're fuzz fans (which we are), but we are also equally fond of nekkidness! You, my fren, look A-MAZING either way.

I will miss your puppy fuzz, but I think your new do has brought out how hugely bootiful your eyes are. Your big juicy schnoz is the envy of all pups, and I want to plant a big goobery kissie on it!

Goobery love,
Your fren,
Stella Bean Latifah

Pee Ess
I KNOW what I'm talkin' bout!

Agatha and Archie said...

If at all possible YOU ARE EVEN CUTER!!! Love A+A

Chef said...

Yo Bease. The buzzcut is stunning. Don't worry about being bald. I'm bald and I got used to it.. at least yours can grow back. And besides it makes you look distinguished in a cute kind of way. You are just as adorable as ever and my Mommy just wants to kiss your cute little naked face!

xoxoChef

Eric said...

Doggedly handsome Dude! Be thankful they shaved you rather than yanking your hair out like some of us endure...

Wiry wags, Eric

WinstonBerry said...

Hi Beasley!

You look soooooo SUPER HANDSOME!!! I imagine it will feel good too, as the weather gets warmer!!

Smooches,
Winnie :-)