Thursday, May 1, 2008

Drug Pusher...

Okay, so I live with a drug pusher. You heard me right, a drug pusher. The culprit you ask...my human. That's right, my human is the drug pusher. I don't know why anyone hasn't turned her in yet. If she didn't feed me, then I would totally turn her in to the the authorities.

I know what you're thinking...you're thinking, "C'mon T-Bone, what kind of drugs could your human possibly be pushing? I mean, she seems like a nice enough human..." But you just wait 'til you see the drugs! Four legged humans, shield your eyes if you are sensitive to paraphernalia...okay, here it is...
I KNOW!!!! She makes me take one of those pink little tablets at least once a day! It all started a couple of days ago. With the weather changing my human has been sneezing a lot, and she walks around the house with water dripping from her eyes. What a baby! I'm glad I don't do that! The problem is, just because she likes to take those drugs doesn't mean that I need them! DRUG PUSHER!!!!

Apparently, about a week ago I started the huffing sound when I get all excited (it's not a cough, more so a phlegmy gush of Bease air that is exuded). And then when it's done, I choke on the phlegm. Heheeh, it freaks out my human. I thought it was funny until she put the pink pill infront of my nose.

Now, I don't mind taking pills. Call me a pill popper if you will, but who knows what it will taste like?! So, I stay open minded and try everything, I don't discriminate. The only problem is that I can't get the pill down, it's just too small - not enough substance, so it just falls out of my mouth. So guess how my human gets that pill in me...
That's right, she disguises the pill with my favorite Kong paste! What a SNEAK! Please remember that I don't discriminate against anything that my human feeds me because I TRUST her! But look what my trust has gotten me...


You see right my friends! Ibecome a very sleepy, very konked out Mr. T-Bone Beasley! And I think my God Human must have gotten to Satan with those little pills too...














I had words with Satan later and asked if she got the little pink pill too, but she said that she just likes to sleep...it's what she does. She did tell me that she used to get benadryl a few months ago...so she had some advice for me, that worked for her. Once the pill gets in your mouth just start foaming and get angry...she did this with her human, and it worked. I may have to look into that. But, the Kong Stuffin' is just soooo good!


My human, the drug pusher. I'm so ashamed...

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding you all to say NO to drugs!


Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

37 comments:

Asta said...

MrTbone
I've heawd of othew fwiends getting a visit fwom Ben Adwil, and he helped them wif itchies and stuff, so maybe it's not so bad that youw Mom gives him to you..BTW thank you fow the advice..I will give it to Mommi..I'm suwe man-a-play will be lots mowe fun fow hew
smoochie kisses
Asta

Anonymous said...

Bucky Buckster here...

Don't be so hard on your human, lil' cousin! Those little pink dudes are anti-sissy-man pills. You don't want to be a sissy dog do ya? The next time she comes at you with one, take it like a big dog and then plant a big wet one on her lips!

Later Bro

Faya said...

Drugs is not good but this one... I mean it is PINK....it can't be bad...PINK is lovely no ?
Kisses, Faya (who takes drugs sometimes too)...

Ferndoggle said...

OMDoG...my Mom is a total drug pusher too! I've been taking those stupid little pink pills (don't get me wrong, I love pink) everyday for 2 weeks. Al Urgee is one bad dude.

Lola

Deetz said...

When Charlotte came, I guess I acted all crazy and was running and running and would not leave her alone, so daddy pleaded with mummy to give me a valium before I had a heartattack or something..SO, mum got into GIZMO's stash, yes he is a pill popper, probably why he lived so long..and she gave me the valium..took about an hour to kick in and I was OUTTA here....
I like that can of stuff, that is cool bease.
Deetzy
Oh great idea on the Dog get-together in the middle of earth...Lets plan it.

Gus and Louie said...

If those pills help then it can't be a bad thing, can it?


Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Deetz said...

You are really conked out there Beasley....hehehee
Hopefully mum will have all the pictures loaded by Monday...there were alot of awesome ones....
We should start a National Dog Day and tell the President to let our humans off work that day.....I am writing the President, this is important stuff
Deetz

Cassidy said...

I'm worried if mummy sees how sleepy you get with those pills, she might make me pop them too!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Stanley said...

Ah, Bease!

Last year when Mr. Al Urgee came to GooberSTan and wouldn't leave, I too made the acquaintance of Mr. Benny Drill. Tell ya what. You feel a little snockered for a few days, but Benny chased Al right out of town!

I see from the comment you left on my blog that you are an astute dale dude, for so young a pup. Your awareness of the ladies and what they like is amazing for one so young.

Yes, my big juicy licorice nose does provide some eye candy for the ladies, but it's the goober inside that they really want to know. I'm sure you get what I mean. So, go ahead and pay attention to your outer adornment, but keep growing into the cool daledude you're becoming. That is what will attract the right kind of pupgirl! (You can ask my girlfriends Asta & Ruby Bleu. Don't know why, but they LOVE ME man!)

Goober love & smooches,
STanley

Abby said...

Hi, Mr T-Bone...

Last year when me & my Mom & Dad went to Georgia in the car, I got really nervous with all the trucks passing us & my Mom called my Doctor & he told her to give me the Benny Drill too...

It sure mellowed me out...I kind of enjoyed the rest of the trip...Trucks & all...

Abby xxxooo

Maggie & Mitch said...

We just love that picture of you zonked out in your bed! hehehehehe
This must be REALLY good stuff! I wonder if we have any of those pink pills in our house?! hummmmmmmm

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Sparky said...

Oh my! I never dreamed your mom was a drug pusher! That's shocking news.

But do those pink pills taste good? I hate to say it, but even if my human said NOT to take them, I probably would, just 'cause I like to eat anything edible in sight... But, I never have seen those kind of pills before, so obviously I've never had to take them, so therefore I have never been able to see what they taste like. So what do you think? Do they taste good?

I'm not sure if what I just said made much sense or not, but lets just say it did.

Tomorrow's FURDAY already, are you lookin' forward to the weekend?! I hope you have a grrrrEAT one!

Sparky

Candi said...

Aww MrTbone I love the colour pink as for the actual tablets, well i dont know, i'm too young to know about pills, drugs and drug pushers.... But i've seen ails taking white tablets when she sneezes does that mean she's a drug pushers...omg i wonder if d knows, i'm away to tell him.

lots of licks


xox

4xBs said...

Hey Mr T bone, that's so sad that your mom and you take those drugs. well... to tell you the truth, we've done it too. it's different kinds of pills for different kinds of ills - heehee. after Benson and Bailey had their surgeries, they took 3 different pills each. yikes! have you tried Pill Pockets? our mom puts pills in those treats and they are yuuuuummmmmmyyyyy. we can say NO to pills but we always say YES to Pill Pockets. oh well... we're weak.

woofs!

Joe Stains said...

I need to slip some of those in Tanner's food sometime! I wonder if Mom has any!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
Sure I hope you and your mom feel better soon! I think those pills will help you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Tenkiller Airedales said...

Hi T-Bone.... Mommy Greta here. Honey, I'm so sorry to tell you but I too have to take the little "pink" pill at times. I have such itchy skin at times. And besides, the naps are great!

Slurps,
Mommy Greta

Noah the Airedale said...

Gosh is it safe for dogs to take those pink pills? We didn't know that. We don't have allergies thank dogness.
Stay well Bease.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh... but that drug will make you better right T-Bone.. At least your mom put it in something yummy

~ Girl girl

Faya said...

Oh thank you Mr. Beasley for the nice comment you left me....I am blushing now.....VĂ©ronique said it is also nice a red airedale....hihihi...you are so cute and handsome...
Kisses, Faya

Niamh said...

I've never had to take those pink pills but I would scarf down anything in Kong paste for sure. Naps are good though and you looked cute sprawled out on your bed.

Your friend,
Niamh

Penny & Poppy said...

You look so cute in the BennyDrill zone! We are lucky to not have any Al Urgees, but we hear that the BennyDrill does wonders for pups who do!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny

Deetz said...

Its Time to Vote......yeeeeehaaawwwww
Are you still asleep? from the drug pusher
Deetz

Deetz said...

A new COLLAR!!!! spinning on my heels....I cannnot wait!!
There really is no gopher. I kinda got bored yesterday at home. Mum is gullible, she will believe anything... Of course, she did kinda look at me with a funny eye...
Deetz

Deetz said...

Satan is teasing you and YOU are getting yelled at for it?...man!
ummmm, wonder how we can get Satan back for this...I will con ive about it
Deetz

Gus and Louie said...

Your welcome to come and play with us anytime...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Of course you can link to me buddy :-)

love
opy

Kirby said...

Hey, I take those pink pills too! I get two before I go to bed. Mom says my vet recommended them. Ugg! At least I get the yucky pills with some yummy peanut butter. You get yours with the most delish Kong treat, yummers!

Your pal,
Kirby

The G-Dales said...

Bease Man -

We get dat stuff once in while too, but only for a couple of days...My eyes get goopy and I rub all over Mumsies walls and teh corner of her bed and so....I get the pink pill. You are so right! I t makes me wicked sleepy! And I just thought I was lazy......

Thanks for shedding some light...Now I know.....

Cracker Jack, signing out....Nose Pokes Dude!

Mango said...

Don't worry, little dude, I have taken those drugs too, sometimes, when I have itches. Its OK. Tell Momma that if she puts them in the Velveeta Cheese Food they are totally yummers.

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Tbone...So Benny Drill was after ya????

Ya gotta watch those hoomans...a long nap for you means a great rest for them....

It's that allergy time of the year...yep...I know cuz Stan has Eye Boogers...Lac and I get eye gunkies...but the big Dale gets the Eye Boo...well..ya get the pic...

And he puts them under his pillow and gets $$$ from the Eye B. Fairy....yep...she's tossin' out tens and twenties like candy....

Scruffy

Thor said...

Maybe those pills can help you, Mr Beasley!

Thor

Bogart said...

Mmmm... Kong paste. I think even drugs might be worth that...

Love,
Bogart

Faya said...

Help me T-Bone Beasley.... I have to take drugs too.....(with some peanut butter ok....)
Kisses, Faya

Faya said...

Mr. Beasley....only by looking at your picture I already feel much better...hum I hope you won't became my drugs...And what about you ? Do you feel better today ?
Kisses, Faya

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Wow, I never would have guessed dogs could take the pink pills. Hope Mr. T-Bone is feeling better.

Levi's mom

Willow the Black Dale said...

Bease my main dude! I am sowwy to heaw your mawmie is a dwug pusher. It has to be my hooman Gwandmas fault. (I am blaming all things on hew today because of my baf and grooming I got yesterday.) She must have told your mawmie to push those druggies. I just knowed your mawmie isn't that kind of a mawmie. Is she? If I were there I would help you hide.

Nose pokes little dawg,
Willow