Hello? Can you see me? Heeelllllooooo? Oh no! You can't see me, and you wanna know why? Well because my human is an idiot! If someone out there has a stoopid human award could you please send it my way so I can hit her over the head with it! The black square that you are looking at is now what happens when my human takes a picture of me.
That's right! There is no Mr. T-Bone Beasley! She has lost countless moments that could have been captured and cherished. And now...nothing...
And I'm sure you are all wondering how the camera met it's death. Well, my neglectful human put the camera on the top of the sofa, and then she MADE me run into the couch. In slow motion we watched the camera fall. And I tried...so hard I tried to catch it, but unfortunately I was not quick enough. There was no time!!!!
So you all know what this means right? I'm gonna make her put on at least a little make-up 'cause I don't need her scaring people...and I'm gonna send her out to get me a new camera! She owes me! She owes us all! Right?
This is Mr. T-Bone Black Square signing out and reminding you all to keep your humans away from the stoopid bug...I hear it's contagious!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley