Thursday, May 15, 2008

Idiot!!!

Hello? Can you see me? Heeelllllooooo? Oh no! You can't see me, and you wanna know why? Well because my human is an idiot! If someone out there has a stoopid human award could you please send it my way so I can hit her over the head with it! The black square that you are looking at is now what happens when my human takes a picture of me.

That's right! There is no Mr. T-Bone Beasley! She has lost countless moments that could have been captured and cherished. And now...nothing...

And I'm sure you are all wondering how the camera met it's death. Well, my neglectful human put the camera on the top of the sofa, and then she MADE me run into the couch. In slow motion we watched the camera fall. And I tried...so hard I tried to catch it, but unfortunately I was not quick enough. There was no time!!!!

So you all know what this means right? I'm gonna make her put on at least a little make-up 'cause I don't need her scaring people...and I'm gonna send her out to get me a new camera! She owes me! She owes us all! Right?
Well, bah...

This is Mr. T-Bone Black Square signing out and reminding you all to keep your humans away from the stoopid bug...I hear it's contagious!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

18 comments:

Deetz said...

She should have known better to sit it on the couch.. I mean you tried to catch it for her and all, but...Beasley I guess accidents do happen. I am sure she didn't mean to break it and she is just as disappointed as you to miss the cherished moments in still photo's...Has she got her makeup on yet???Tell her to hurry up so you can go get another one.
Yes, I know where boyfriend is going..its not close to where I am and I don't want to see him anywaz, I want to see you....now I can't see you at all...
Can you see me now? Can you see me now? hehe I made a funny
Deetz

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey poor you T-Bone. How are we supposed to see your gorgeous face without a camera......sigh.
Btw, Tess' boo boo is better as Willow & Lucy have been licking it clean.....eeeeeoooooo!!!!

Hugs
Noah

Gus and Louie said...

Oh we are so sorry about your camera. Hopefully your Mom will get it fixed soon..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Stella said...

Ah... hooman goobers are EVERYwhere, not just in GooberStan.

Bease, about a month ago our girl made, yes MADE, Stanley try to rip the lense off of the camera. It wouldn't come off, but it was all wonky and wouldn't work anymore.

Sheesh. Get on the stick, woman! We need photos of our fren! (I'm yelling this at you in the most respectful way I know, honey.)

Goobery love,
Stella

Gaia the Airedale said...

Aww thats a real shame about the camera. Try not to get too mad at your mom, it was an accident and you even tried to catch it! Oh well, hang in there T-Bone :)

puppy breath,
-Gaia

Gaia the Airedale said...

OMG T, my mom makes me smell like lavendar too! Im just glad I dont have to get my first aire-cut for a long time! Right now Im just chewing everything I can get my paws and teeth on just as us pups are meant to do!

puppy breath,
-Gaia

Amber-Mae said...

Oh no, your mom's camera has dieded? That's sad...Hopefully she'll be able to get a new one soon.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Chef said...

Bease, march that woman right over to the store to get a new camera! There's no way we're not going to see that adorable face of yours!!!

Love & hugs. x0x0
Chef

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Oh, how sad and disappointing it was to come here and not find any photos of you! I'm sure your human will make it up to you.

Levi's mom

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh no T-bone!!! You deserve a new camera and a snackie or a few snackies!!! No pictures of your handsomeness is just unacceptable!!!

Lots of licks, Ruby

Sparky said...

Hi T-Bone!

I can't believe your stupid human did that! I think she should take better care of her camera in the future. I mean, we always want to see you, right? And now we can't! Oh dear...

I hope your human gets another camera really soon, 'cause I don't know how long I can go without seeing your pictures!

Oh, by the way... I would LOVE some waffles! Drool Puddle contest is ON.

Sparky

Joe Stains said...

oh NOOO !! We are getting a new camera tomorrow!!!!!

Faya said...

Personaly I can see on the first picture a close-up of your nice big nose. On the second one, it is like looking deep inside your eyes...
Kisses, Faya

Maggie & Mitch said...

YIKES! This is one of my mom's biggest fears! We're so sorry this had to happen but we read your latest entry already so we know everything is A-OK! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Candi said...

He he he my human is just as bad as yours... we went away to visit relations and she forgot the camara.. so i know how you feel...

i think thats a good idea about having a stupid human award, i might just get on with that award myself without ails looking.. tell you after how i get on.


lots of licks


xox

Faya said...

I am happy that my VĂ©ronique cannot leave without her phone which has a camera on it..... It can help sometimes....
Kisses, Faya

Eric said...

Those hoomans, so careless, you were trying to help right like us obedient doggie do? Your Mom is not the only one...Mom left MY camera on a chair the other day, I went and picked it up to take to a safe place when she saw me and screamed drop it.. so I did....now MY camera needs a bandage on it's broken shutter.... see where obedience gets you...

Wagging, Eric

WinstonBerry said...

Hi Beasley!

Ohmydog!! It's sooooo NOT your fault, she MADE you do it!!! In fact, I think you deserve extra treats for being framed and falsely accused!!!

Good Luck!!!

Smooches,
Winnie :-)