Wednesday, May 7, 2008

No Hurting My Human!

Okay, so today I went to work with my human...again. And I gotta tell you, I don't know how much I like it. I try to get my human to stay home with me, but then she mentions something about no money equals no food and no treats. As soon as I hear that I can't get her out the door fast enough!

Anyway, today was upsetting for me. My human got a threatening phone call from a very angry human. Due to the nature of where we work me and my human can't go too far in to details...we signed confidentiality papers! Anyway, this other VERY angry human told my human that she was going to die and that she was going to kill her! KILL HER! Now if my human dies how the crap am I gonna get my chow and treats! So I had to take matters into my own hand...

That's right! You know what that means! I had to bring out my Lazer Beam eyes, my striped brown nose and all that I have left of my teeth! Don't I look scary enough to ward off anyone that tried to kill my human!? I look like a puppy with some rabies! I would be scared if I wasn't me!

Well, once I realized that my human didn't care about the call, and that she laughed it off I decided that maybe I could go back to just plain 'ol Mr. T-Bone Beasley. When I wasn't listening my human and another office mate of mine called the police...they didn't want to concern me I guess. I didn't know they called until 3 police officers stepped into my office! They totally caught me off guard... I wasn't in attack mode! I was too busy enjoying a good chew on the tire..

Anyway, the police rather enjoyed me. They tried to stay all professional looking, and like they were big and bad...but as soon as they saw my fuzzy head and bushy tail...it was love...

So, to make a long story short, my human still lives! Thus we are able to put out this blog tonight!









So here I am, home, and super relieved that I didn't have to bring out my furrrocious side tonight!

Slurp!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

24 comments:

Maggie & Mitch said...

Gosh, what a scary day you and your mom had, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! We're sure glad that you're both okay! Maybe next time you can join these nice men in uniform and help them crack this crazy person's case!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Faya said...

I am happy that you both are ok. I am like you T-Bone...nobody will never hurts my Véronique....I will never let this happen...never....
Kisses, Faya

Abby said...

Hi, T-Bone...

Wow...I'm glad you & your police friends took care of that situation...

I've always wanted to go with my Mom when she goes to that work thing...But I think I'll just stay home & wait in the window...

Abby xxxooo

Jessie and Jake said...

That is crazy!
Listen if you need us we will come if you need help saving your mama. People are nuts out there.

PS we think you looks super scary too but our mom thinks you just look super cute!

Anonymous said...

I just crawled out of the closet to read your blog, T-Bone. We had some giant lightening bugs in the sky with some really loud explosions...nearly scared me out of my fur.

That work stuff is not all it is cracked up to be! When I was younger and working, my boss said he was going to kill me because I wasn't running as fast as I used to! Luckily I retired and was rescued before that happened!

Tell your Mom to be careful!

Your cuz, the Buckmeister

Deetz said...

Someone threatened to killy our mummy! THATS IT...I am calling JB the cat, cuz his dad is a pilot for American, and tell JB I need for his dad to pull the plane over and picked me up and drop me off in Arizona, immediately. I am getting bigger and more brave and I will protect you and your mummy. (we can't let nothing happen to your mum, cuz she buys us cool stuff) I am glad she called the police! My mum is taking a vacation at the end of May and she wants to get away from my daddy before she kills him, but the gas prices are killing her...Lots of killing goings on
Deetz

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Wow, how scary for you and your mom. We should get all the dogs in the scary eyes contest to come help protect you both. I'm glad your office mate called the police and that you wooed them with your charm.

Levi's mom

Cassidy said...

I'm afraid me just finds your rabid scary face cute :-)

Glad mummy be OK.

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Toffee said...

oooh! I KNOW that you would have protected your hooman! I am glad that all is well however.

happy wednesday!
woof!
your pal,
toffee

Mango said...

Mr. T - Yikes! Maybe mom needs a new job. That is way too scary for the Mango Man. Good thing she has you to guard her.

Slobbers,
Mango

P.S. Check it out, little dude, you and I are in the comp edition for awesome blog award! I am honored.

Tenkiller Airedales said...

Oh my goodness Beasley!! This is mommy Greta telling you to be very, very careful. We can't afford to lose you or your MOMMY!! Wait a minute.... listen son, you're an AIREDALE. It is in our blood to be police dogs, search/rescue/recovery, therapy caregivers, and hunters! It's in our blood son!!! YOU are more than capable of protecting your mommy.... well, with the policeman's help anyway. Be careful and follow their instructions...well, that is when your not eating or snoozing. Much love to you. Mommy Greta

Abby said...

Hi, T-Bone...

Thanks for the idea about the extra treat for keeping my white fur clean...I'll do anything for a treat...

Actually, I'm not ALL white...My right ear is kind of tan...

Abby xxxooo

Deetz said...

I irritate my mums boyfriend. He lives with us, so he is my daddy in sin. I luv him and all, but sometimes he is a big jerk. My mum don't take no crap and she protecteds me all the time. I snicker when he gets yelled at for getting on to me....lol...I am just a puppy for Gods Sake....Thats what my mummy says.
Deetz

Sparky said...

Wow, that must have been a pretty scary day for you guys! But I'm sure you could have handled it wonderfully, T-Bone. That picture of you certainly was scary!

It's just a good think you took off your scary look when the police came, otherwise they might have arrested you! But since you looked cute again, I'm sure the police certainly did love you... I mean, who couldn't?!

I'm glad that you and your human are both okay...

Sparky

Deetz said...

That is so funny....We should call ourselves the "terrible Two". I love to bitey feet, especially my mums when she is walking in her tenny shoes. She tries to reach down and grab my neck, but I am too sly and fast and run in a big circle and come back from behind....hehe I have all new teeth and they are scary huge.
Deetz
I bet your mum and my mum would get along great, like us.

Crikit, Sparky & Ginger said...

Mr. T-Bone Beasley we know you coulda pawtected your mommy but what fun if all us furs be waiting inside and all pounce on the meanie. That would show 'em

Love Licks & waggin TX tails barking loud to help scare the meanie

pee ess: you and your mommy be extra safe k?

Niamh said...

Glad you were there to protect your person. I hope that she doesn't get anymore scary calls.

Your friend,
Niamh

The G-Dales said...

Bease - What a day? We never had a day wike that wiff ouwr hooman...Mumsie doesn't get threats or angry calls - We are sowwy that your Mumsie had to deal!

But geekers, she has you to help her...any hooman would consider themselves wucky indeed. The laser eyes were vewy furwocious, yes, it's true, you got the moves!

Let's hope that doesn't happen again any time soon...

Nose Pokes, Soldier Beasely

We'll bark at cha later!

The G-Dales!

Willow the Black Dale said...

Beasely!!! You were vewy vewy bwave today! I am so vewy proud of you! Your scary eyes did have me scared, but silly mawmie thought you were adorable.

If you need me to I can send TEAK to you. He is a good watch cat. He is cranky and grouchy and he could find that crazy phone person.
That way you could just stay with your mommie and protect her and your toys and your treats. But don't let him near your bloggie....

Aire hugs to you and your mommie,
Willow

Kirby said...

I'm so glad you are all alive and well, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! Way to protect your Mom, they're all we have you know.

Your pal,
Kirby

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
Sure you had a very intense day! Glad to hear that everything is ok with you and your mom!
I am sure you would protect your mom without the help of the police!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Some hoomans are just plain mean. I'm glad that you're so brave to be prepared to pawtect your family.

~ Girl girl

Thor said...

Mr.T-Bone,
How scary! I´m glad that you and your mom are ok! I protect my hooman too!

Thor

Faya said...

Mr. Beasley, I can find those pigs only in France and guess what ? I am going to France this week-end.....I think Véronique will have to go back to post office soon.... Kisses, Faya
PS : my address is on the package...