Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Hate Exists...

Everyone wonders if hate really exists...I have the answer, and the answer is YES!!! I hate my human...hate hate hate!!! She capital P-I-S-S-E-D me off!

She has neglected all of you and she hasn't been keeping up on my blog! How does that make me look! It makes me look rotten! In this picture you will see the look of hatred. Stoopid, human...Please forgive my simple minded human and her twinkie filling of a brain. She claims that she has been busy and that a lot has been going on, but if I have time to do do this...

then, I know she had time to update my blog and check on all of you...I'm so embarrassed...

Anyway, I'm sorry, it's not like I could get on the computer myself and type with these...

Today, I finally forgave her and realized that there is no such thing as hate, for reals. I was definitely capital P-I-S-S-E-D, but there was no hate. After all, she feeds me...and lets me snuggle her butt.

Okay, so time to play catch-up! I would like to formally congratulate Lorenza for winning the Awesome Blog of the Month Award!!! Woohoo Lorenza! She totally deserved it! Secondly, GO ME AND MANGO!!!! We got Featured Blog of the month!!! We totally tied! I always knew Mango was wayyyyy awesome!

I'm so thankful to everyone one that voted on the Bone Zone! I'm even more thankful of everyone that enjoys reading about ME!!!! You all are the best buds that a Mr. T-Bone Beasley could ever ask for. If I had a big steak right now, well I would share it with all of you! Hehehe...that's love, no?

Okay, now lastly, I was tagged to do this...I will not be tagging anyone else, just 'cause I don't think there is anyone who hasn't been tagged. So here I go!!

1. What was I doing 10 years ago? Okay, ten years ago my human was 14...so I wasn't even a thought at the time. Which I don't understand...I thought she obsessed over my being for her entire life! Now, 10 minutes ago I was eating a bully stick and beating up my owl bed.

2. What are the 5 things on my to-do list for today? Today already happened, so I'll tell you what I did. Numero Uno, I jumped on my humans bed and cried until she picked me up and airlifted me off the bed, eventhough I can jump off all by myself. Numero dos, I peed...a lot! Numero tres, I barked at my tennis ball and dared it to move, and when it didn't I bit it and threw it around until it cried for mercy. Numero quatro, I jumped all over my human and scratched, licked and bit her out of excitement when she got home from work. And numero cinco, I forgave my human and let her know that I don't really hate her.

3. What snacks do I enjoy? I really enjoy bullysticks at the moment. However, to be honest, I live for Frostly Paws ice cream. I also enjoy a good chew on my humans arm...nice hard core and squishy outside...mmmm human...

4. What would I do if I was a billionaire? I would buy more four legged humans to play with, and a private jet for all of you to come and play with me!!!

5. What are three of my bad habits? What???? Fine...I like to dig, okay!!! I can't help it! My claws and nose take over, I have no control over the urges! Also, my weener pops out lots...I have a hard time controlling my excitement. Often times I hear my human say, "Bease, put it away...it's okay, put your weenie away."

6: Where are five places that I have lived? I was born in Demming, New Mexico...Then I moved to Gilbert with my human, and now reside in Mesa...Arizona

7. What are five jobs I have had? Recently I have become the lotion distributer. My human puts lotion on after the shower, and I help her spread it around so it's even. Hmmmm, oooohhh and I've helped lower the water levels in the toilet by risking my life and drinking the water...it helps the humans with any possible splash back. Oooooo I am also a professional kitty chaser and kitty inspector. Fourth job is making sure that my human sleeps well. I stare at her and don't get any sleep at all. I have to make sure that she is breathing and having good dreams only. And lastly, I am a human entertainer. Big and small humans alike, adore what they call my "stuffed animal face."

For the final thought, I am now 5 months old! I turned 5 months yesterday!!! Woohoo!!! Also, for all of you that are participating in the International Goody Exchange, please post your pictures on Chef's blog in the Photo Album blog!
Now, my friends, I am off to see how you all have been doing! This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley


Molly and Taffy said...

Hey Mr T

Many congratulations on your Featured Blog award. Well done.

Now we realise that these hoomans of ours have mundane taskes to perform and sometimes get sidetracked but don't worry we realised there was a good reason we hadn't heard from you for a few days. Don't you think it is about time these high browed Technical bods designed a keyboard for us pooches?

With regard to the International Goody Exchange, we cannot get hold of Candi, we have a parcel to send to her but we don't know her snail mail addy! We hope she is OK, we are sending emails but not getting a reply!!!!

Molly and Taffy

Molly and Taffy

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Congrates of winning featured blog award. Aw dont hate your hooman. She's still nice to you. I love those cute photos of you

~ Girl girl

Maggie & Mitch said...

Congratulations on your award, Mr. T-Bone Beasley!
Just to let you know - and maybe it won't be the same with you - but once I got snipped, my weiner never made an appearance again!

Yer friend,

Noah the Airedale said...

You and Mango both totally deserve the Feature blog award. Congratulations!!!!!!!!
Now listen you your uncle Noah. Sadly humans don't have as much free time as we do so we have to be nice to them and understand that sometimes they are too busy to help us blog. They don't mean to neglect our blogs and our maties blogs but sometimes it will happen. But I have to say, you do look really pissed off in that photo hee hee hee.

Hugs and tail wags


Hi Beasley,

Congratulations on your award. We really enjoyed this blog and what cute pictures.

I'm so glad you don't really hate your Mommy cause God don't like ugly. I get really mad if the Mommy even misses a day of reading my friends blogs but she works so much overtime and is getting so old that sometimes she just falls asleep in the recliner which means more cuddling with her so O guess it's ok cause we always come back.

I am so excited about the Goody Exchange and can't wait to hear how Peanut & Flash likes their


Faya said...

My dear Beasley,
Don't worry, I am sure I will receive my package soon. And I am sure I will enjoy it ! And please never hate your human. She works hard for you (well for your food, your treats, your toys...the rest is free of charges...). I love my VĂ©ronique. But I had to teach her to never go one all day without bringing me something good for me. (hope my english was good enough)...
Kisses for you my dear Beasley, Faya

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Congrats on the featured blog thingy, Mr. T-Bone! You totally deserve it! We like your tag answers. Our mom laughed like crazy at the weenie thing!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mango said...

I, too, am frequently flashing my weiner. Mom says, "put your lipstick away." That's so immature. Pee-wee has started flashing too, so must the entering the adled less sense.

Sorry you are so neglected. You need to work on your sad face some more.


Deetz said...

Beasley...we are pretty good at those nasty hatey looks uh??? works everytime! Did you see my video of me beating up on Charlotte? I totally got her down in the end and bitey'd her neck until she said "uncle"...Everyone is busy now it seems, probably cuz its getting nicer outside and the humans have more daylight to play in, so I guess we should forgive them....It stormed here last night really bad...It was scary! Lightning was flashing all over the place and we had 70 mile an hour winds..I still stink like dead fish, so I had to stay in the utility room. It was so scary! I am begging for a bath now so I can share my mum's bed again.

Willow the Black Dale said...

Oh your mommy is one busy lady. Just pout like a good Airedale and it gets you a lot more. So don't be so hard on your mommy. She is one special lady.....that is why you live with her!!
We need some kind of computer contraption that will take our thoughts down so we can just blog ourselves. Now wouldn't that be cool.
I love the gang ideal. What should we call ourselves? Please send me the website. I lost the card. I need to get mommy Apache a collar. She isn't feeling well so I thought I would cheer her up. Give a big slurp to your mommy for me.
Nose pokes to you,

Pacco de Mongrel said...

humans are unforgivable..!!

Gaia the Airedale said...

T-Bone you are silly! It happends, my momma did the same thihg when she first got me but then again I was havok! Hehe congrats on the award!! Have a good day!!

puppy breath,

Maggie & Mitch said...

You need a chatbox, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! Tell your mom that you HAVE to have one!
BTW, I didn't get snipped because I'm a girl wheelie! Besides, one day I plan on getting married and having puplets!


Asta said...

MrTBone Beasley

it's hawd to call someone Mr. when they awe 5momfs old and soooo adowable...don't be mad at youw hooman..sometimes they weally do wun out of time, at least that's what my Mommi says
smoochie kisses

Asta said...

I almost fowgot...stooopid me...CONGWATULATIONS on getting such a pwestigious awawd at such a young age!!!! You totally desewve it
smoochie kisses

Jake of Florida said...

Hey MR. T-Bone,

Congrats on your Featured Blog Award!! And thanks for fixing things with Foley and us for the Goody Exchange -- we had written to our original partners, but never got an answer -- so they must have been really busy.

We're glad you decided not to hate your human -- after all, they do forgive us our trespaws (too many to mention) so we guess we should do the same for them. Not to sound too biblical -- just practical!!

Woofs, pal!!

Jackson said...

Hey pal, congrats on being Featured Blog! J x

Sparky said...


Happy 5 month birthday!

Man, your eyes in that first picture... I can really see the hate in them! You looked very angry... I'm so glad your human is helping you blog again now! My humans were too busy all week to help me blog, too.

Oh, by the way, it actually isn't my adoption day... It's the other Sparky's from Crikit and Ginger's pack! But no worries, you're definitely not the only one to make that mistake, hee hee. But now that you've mentioned waffles, I think I deserve some anyway, so I'm gonna use my special puppy-eye powers so the humans will make me some!


Sharon said...

I knew right away that you were only PISSED and couldn't actually hat anyone, much less your mom. You are too nice of a dog!

Congratulations on your Featured Blog at DWB! How cool is that!!!!

Abby said...

Hi, T-Bone...

I missed you, but I was sure you would be back soon...Don't hate your Mom, though...She's only human, ya know...

Congrats on the Featured Blog Award...

Abby xxxooo

Verdi y Gaucho tibetano en Madrid said...

hi t-bone
congratulations.... friend...
send you a big hug

Stanislaw said...

It's awfully difficult trying to type when you have dewclaws and not those awkward-looking thumbs like humans have. Looks like you need to retrain your human...

Chef said...

Yay for Beasley!! Congratulations on your amazing award. You really do deserve it, my little toothless buddy!!!

I know you really love your Mommy! You just had a little brainfizz goin' on, right?

Oopsies on the Exchange info: Tell everyone to send you OR me a comment when the pix of them playing with their new goodies are posted to their blogs and then we'll go and get them and post them to the album. Only you and I can post there, but anydoggie can see it at: www.goodyexchange.blogspot.com

Slurpies back @ ya.

Gus and Louie said...

We knew you couldn't stay mad at your master for long. Like you said they do feed us and pat on us and take really good care of us.
Congrads on your Featured blog award..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

JB's Big World said...

Hey T-Bone,
Can you help me?
I have tried to reach Chef's catsisters mom but have not gotten a response. I shipped my package Fedex, and the Fedex man felt that it was not safe to leave the package today, so he did not deliver it. Fedex told us they would try again tomorrow. Do you have any way of reaching Chef and his catsisters' mom? I don't know what to do. It sounds like if Fedex leaves the package they think it might get stolen, and since Fedex is liable, they are afraid to leave it.

JB's Big World said...

T-Bone! I am so upset right now. I had my mom just call Fedex again and now they are telling her that since it is international, someone has to sign for the package! What am I to do? I just wanted to get the package there on time. The other alternative would be to pickup the package at the Fedex office in St Laurent which I have an address for but that seems silly since I paid to ship it. Please let me know if you can get a hold of Beauty and Rugrat.
Thanks for your help!
--JB (and JB's mom)

Bogart said...

We all know what it's like to have our humans slack off. It's just a way of life for them, they can't help it...

Just lazy and think they're great because of the whole opposable thumb thing.

Don't worry buddy, we know that it's NOT YOU...


PS - congrats on the award!

Agatha and Archie said...

Well first off CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Welldeserved!!!! And we knew once you thought about it you wouldn't stay mad at your Mom!!! They are pretty good too us (for the most part,I mean they do slip up here and there but then you just put on your cute face,or snuggle and they get over it!!) We agree with Maggie and Mitch,You need a chat box! Lvoe A+A

Dewey Dewster said...

Hey T-Bone...congrats on yer award...ya deserve it....now give yer hooman a bit of room cause that was a ton of work ya all did on the International Goodie Exchange....a pawsome lot...and "HATE" is a very strong word and not one ta use lightly....so kiss 'er 'n make up now...everyone needs a break every now and again.....as fer yer wanderin' weenie...ya can't blame yerself cause sometimes they have a mind of their own....I hear the hoomans say all the time that some males think with their weenies instead of their brain...now what do ya think that means????

Dewey Dewster here.....

JB's Big World said...

See here how I am upset....



Niamh said...

Of course you love your mom. She did all that work on the International Goody Exchange didn't she?

My person gets lazy too but when she is at the computer I sit on her feet and look up at her with my big brown eyes and she blogs for me.

Your friend,

4xBs said...

hey T-Bone, we're sure glad that you forgave your human mom and decided to like her again. she's really your best friend, you know.

congrats on your featured blog award. you're a great blog dog and we wuf you lots.

it's too bad about those paws of yours not being able to type. we have that problem too. it's so inconvenient.

happy 5 month old birthday. you're such a kiddo. and you know, Bailey still likes to stick out his weener (mom calls it a noodle). some dogs are just like that - totally cool, we would say.


Amber-Mae said...

Yeah, my mommy gets lazy sometimes too. Oh no, not lazy, but busy! Whatever! It's the same. But don't hate your mama. She still feeds, you & give you all the attention you need. Okay buddy?

Butt shakes,
Solid Gold Dancer

Eric said...

Happy 5 months Birthday Mr T! You are very clever for one so young. I know's you loves yor Mom rally eh Mr T? Tell your Moms we all love her 'cos she organised the goodie exchange for us all !! Yeah!

Wags, Eric

Toffee said...


Oh I giggled and giggled and giggled when I read your bloggy post today and I LOVED your pictures - so cute!

When you get that billion bucks please book me a seat on your plane so that I can come and visit you in AZ!

Ok off to Chef's blog to go to the goodie exchange album...

Deetz said...

I took an Ice Cream Personality Test,,,T-Bone...It was neato. You should do it too. It only took a nano second...which is like that fast.....
Tornados are coming today, I have to go and dig a bigger hole now..will let you know how it is coming.
Maybe I could hitch a ride with it and come and see you. I wonder if there is a fee.

Deetz said...

I will be careful...it is really crazy looking outside right now. I wish my mummy was home with me instead of the big bad wolf....
If I had a bandana, I would put all my toys in it and some food and tie it to the end of a stick and hitch hike to AZ
With my mum of course

JB's Big World said...

Well, T-bone,
My mom and I are at a loss. We got another message from Fedex today that they could not deliver my package, even though Beauty and Rugrat's mom said she arranged to have it delivered to their neighbors. Should we tell Fedex to just send it back to us? Can you do anything at all to help?

Deetz said...

Its been a busy morning Beasley....
I have newer photos and tornados got close to us last night, but I barked at them and the turned and went the other way...they are afraid of me.

The G-Dales said...




Deetz said...

Thanks Beasley for the forcefield you sent, cuz it worked really really good...I wish you would have known about me being "Febrezed" before it happened, cuz then you could have sent a forcefield just around my body.....
I know, its the weekend...blah I am just going to sleep all weekend and play with you in that park in my dreams...
Charlotte and I were racing in that one photo and thats proof I beat her....I beat her bad..she is a slow poke

Deetz said...

I just knew Satan had to be a girl.... I sure hope your forcefield powers didn't get all used up sending them myway, cuz you are gonna need it for your nose for sure. Hey, Beasley...have you ever stuck stuff up your nose? It tickles.
PS...yeah I got febrezed...It worked really good. Now I smell like fresh fish

Clover said...

Hi Beasley!
Congrats on your featured blog award!
I am glad you aren't really mad at your human - sometimes they get busy and don't help with blogging too much. The important thing is that she is helping now!
Good work on your tag! You are one funny guy!
Love Clover xo

Gus and Louie said...

We think Dad sent them our address just now.. It should be in their inbox...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Georgeous said...

Congratulations Mr. T Bone!!
Your Mum's a real slacker, I mean, you've been so busy pawganising the goody exchange with Mr. Chef, you'd think she'd give you some credit and log you on!
Love 'n' licks

Eric said...

Mr T. I got my goodie exchange goodies! Wow! I've posted bout it...big wiry licks of happiness to your Momi again for arranging it!She's the best don't forget!

Wagging in happiness.
Eric x

Persephone & Buster said...

hey t...congrats on the award!!! our human is also on the slow side...blogging and bringing us to the store to spend
those $$$ for the exchange. she's asking for a short extension to get the big package to the big danes across the country to california.. just got the address a bit ago and it is PACKED and on it's way---->how much time do humans need??? ANSWER: lots more then us...
theBUSTER & ms.Persephone & Ms. Blue

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

You deserved the Featured Blog award. Enjoy it. You and your mom have quite a sense of humor.

Levi's mom

WinstonBerry said...

Don't feel so bad, Beasley! My Patra (who is "supposed" to be my "Assisstant" btw!!) also goes through phases of inattention. It's very frustrating for us, but you can only do so much, short of peeing in her shoes!
Your photos sure are adorable, though!

Big Smooches,
Winnie :-)

Stanley said...


Congratulations, Man! You and Mango are both so cool. I'm sure you'll be getting the Awesome Blog Award soon. It's only a matter of time.

Hey, your photos at the beginning were cracking me and my girl up... TOTALLY! We cracked up one side and down the other, and my girl almost peed. You have one stinkin' cute muppet face!

By the way, we got your package!!!! We got it on Friday, but the girl still hasn't let us open it (busy weekend going hiking and being admired at little league baseball games). I can't wait to dive in & see what you've sent for us!

Now, go snuggle your mama's butt and try to get some sleep. If you snuggle just right you can feel her pulse through her booty and you won't have to sit & stare at her all night.

Goober love & smooches,

Pee Ess
Stella wants to kissie you all over your face, but I won't let her on the pooter to tell you so!

Deefor said...

A great award that you deserve. I like to laugh and read your blog and I love that you and Chef worked so hard in the goody exchange.


Deetz said...

Hi T-Bone
Hope you had a pawsome weekend. It stormed this weekend all weekend long....One of the storms the thunder was so loud, that I just knew Squiggly dog would be frightened so I went and got him and laid on top of him (accept his head so he could breathe)so he wouldn't be afraid anymore. I hope he appreciates the things I do for him.
I am tired of the rain

Maggie & Mitch said...

We got our goodie box in the mail yesterday and we posted about it, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! Thank you so much again for all the hard work you put into this! We had the BEST fun opening that box and we're still having fun playing with all the toys and eating all the treats!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Deetz said...

Why I never thought about biting squigglys head..I usually just rattle his tail alot... I will send some cool air your way and some rain if you need it.