Open Sesame!

It happened...the single most glorious thing of the day. The arrival of my package from Chef!!! Oh my crap! I was so excited! When I first got it, well it was wrapped in paper...

After my human removed the paper with lots of stickers, I proceeded to take the corner approach....

When that didn't work, I rested, then tried again...

Once I realized that my jaws of steel wern't going to get the box open I simply took a deep breath, licked my nose and told the box, "Open Sesame!"...

Then TADA!!!! It was open! Look at the yellow paper! How did Chef know that I LOVE paper! The sounds...the ripping...the shredding!!! Ohhhhhh my fur is tingling...

Then, Oh, Wait! There was more! Clearly, I had to investigate...

I didn't even know where to start. So I pulled out the mail man first! I chewed on his head for a little bit, but quickly realized that he doesn't say "ouch" nearly as much as my human.

So, I gave him a break (I'm sure he was exhausted and traumatized by the shipping process from Canada to Arizona) and posed with him instead.

You guys can't believe all the goodies I got! I'm was confused as to what I opened next! It was a blur of excitement through the whole process of package opening! Oh man, Chef!!! You and your human picked out some great stuff! Okay, what was next? OOOOOooooo, the cookies...

At first, my human made me high five her for the treat...but later she handed some out freely and I didn't have to do anything for them! Every now and then I would find one hidden in my dog food! It was the best suprise!

I also got this red ball that giggles I even laughed when it moved around! In order to get to the ball I had to unwrap it first...

Then, I found this squeeking green bone. My God Human stepped on it and nearly sent my human through the roof! It has awesomely massive squeeking powers! Of course, I heard the squeek cry for help all the way from outside. So, I flew, yes FLEW through the dog door and rescued the bone and carried it to safety. Silly humans don't know how to properly play with squeeky toys.

Then, I got a flimsy blue rubbery frisbee like toy with a squeeky ball in the middle! While my human was trying to relax I squeeked it over and over and over again! Once she thought I was done, I gave it a few more chomps and made it squeek really good! I think my humans eyeball was twitching by the time I was done playing with that toy!

To my suprise, I still had more toys to play with! Can you believe that! More toys! And they are mine, ALL MINE! So the next toy to investigate was the yellow squeeky ball...

I even carried it around the house, squeeking it. This way, everyone knew exactly where my ball and I were. It's always good to make your presence known...

My human even got a present...

I thought it was suppose to clean the mud off my paws, not the black off my nose! What the heck!!!

And lastly, I got a bandana! As you all know, I prefer to wear my bandanas on my head. Errr, my human likes them on my head. I prefer to snuggle with them..

I totally made out like a bandit! Chef did an awesome job directing his human to Beasley approved toys! I was so excited about all my new toys that I forgot about the mail man! He looked a little sad on the floor by himself, so I introduced him to the bed...where he resided for the rest of the afternoon for a Bease sized nap...

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley reminding everyone to take a little time out for yourselves to enjoy the good things in life!!!

Slurp!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley