Hello all you four legged humans! I must prepare you all before you look at the picture below. I am ~gasp~ going to post a picture of a human! Not just any human...but a little human! First, let me tell you who this human is, and how my secret keeper of a human kept the little human from me!
So, I just found out that my human does this thing with Big brother and Big sisters where she gets to have something called a "little"... basically, this means that time is going to be taken away from me so she can entertain a little human! Can you believe that! The horror! The neglect! The evil!!! Well, it turns out that my human isn't all that evil being that she brought the little human with us to the dog park...So with out further adieu, I present to you...THE LITTLE HUMAN!!!!
Yes, yes she's adorable, and yes, yes she is the sweetest! But I am too, okay? I would like to think that we are pretty even...right? We are both adorable and sweet, right? I just want to be sure that my human doesn't forget about me....and ~gulp~ pay more attention to a little human over me...her four legged human!
Okay, so not only did I get to meet the little human, but I got to meet her dog Buddy too! I never realized how big I was until I saw my head in comparison to his head! Yowza!!!
We had a good time at the park! But when I got home I was so tired! I totally had to nap on my humans bed...it feels so good to be under the fan when the AC is on. I even get to snuggle in the blankets! Why is it that the humans get to live the life of luxury, and I...MISTER T-Bone Beasley have beds...on the floor, "BAH" I say!
Anyway, that's about it. I just want everyone to know that I was really nice to my new little human. I gave her lots of kisses, but to be completely honest I was a little more interested in Buddy. I tried to hump him so he knew who was boss. I really did try to dominate, but he never let me - I got growled at and bit instead. My human just sighed and said, "Only two weeks until you get NEW-TURD." I don't get it...why would I want a new turd? I've got plenty of my own, I don't need any new ones, mine work just fine...humans, they make little to no sense most of the time!
I just thought I would show everyone my thoughtfulness toward my new piggy from Faya. If you look closely you will see that I tried to re-unite the piggy with it's hoof. Sadly, it didn't fit, but I did try! In any event I played with the pig and gnawed on the hoof! Dang it was a good day!
I hope you all are having a great weekend thus far! This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding everyone that sometimes a little kiss and coy eye contact will get you out of any trouble you've found yourself in! Woohoo!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley