Hello all you four legged humans! I must prepare you all before you look at the picture below. I am ~gasp~ going to post a picture of a human! Not just any human...but a little human! First, let me tell you who this human is, and how my secret keeper of a human kept the little human from me!So, I just found out that my human does this thing with Big brother and Big sisters where she gets to have something called a "little"... basically, this means that time is going to be taken away from me so she can entertain a little human! Can you believe that! The horror! The neglect! The evil!!! Well, it turns out that my human isn't all that evil being that she brought the little human with us to the dog park...So with out further adieu, I present to you...THE LITTLE HUMAN!!!!
Yes, yes she's adorable, and yes, yes she is the sweetest! But I am too, okay? I would like to think that we are pretty even...right? We are both adorable and sweet, right? I just want to be sure that my human doesn't forget about me....and ~gulp~ pay more attention to a little human over me...her four legged human!Okay, so not only did I get to meet the little human, but I got to meet her dog Buddy too! I never realized how big I was until I saw my head in comparison to his head! Yowza!!!
We had a good time at the park! But when I got home I was so tired! I totally had to nap on my humans bed...it feels so good to be under the fan when the AC is on. I even get to snuggle in the blankets! Why is it that the humans get to live the life of luxury, and I...MISTER T-Bone Beasley have beds...on the floor, "BAH" I say!
Anyway, that's about it. I just want everyone to know that I was really nice to my new little human. I gave her lots of kisses, but to be completely honest I was a little more interested in Buddy. I tried to hump him so he knew who was boss. I really did try to dominate, but he never let me - I got growled at and bit instead. My human just sighed and said, "Only two weeks until you get NEW-TURD." I don't get it...why would I want a new turd? I've got plenty of my own, I don't need any new ones, mine work just fine...humans, they make little to no sense most of the time!
I just thought I would show everyone my thoughtfulness toward my new piggy from Faya. If you look closely you will see that I tried to re-unite the piggy with it's hoof. Sadly, it didn't fit, but I did try! In any event I played with the pig and gnawed on the hoof! Dang it was a good day!
I hope you all are having a great weekend thus far! This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding everyone that sometimes a little kiss and coy eye contact will get you out of any trouble you've found yourself in! Woohoo!Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
44 comments:
w00f's Mr T, watt a cutie ur little sister iz, heehee u a cutie tooo...nice to haff friends go to da dog park wiff u...glad u enjoyed ur day..
b safe,
~rocky~
Mr T, you are pawfectly right you and the girl 2 leggeded are BOTH sweet n cute and 'dorable.Mom says she wants to give a good cuddle to you both.
Now Buddy he gave you the old terrier to do huh? He looks sort of well...like... is he ....a sort of foxie boy??? Like me?
New turds.. very puzzling.. maybe they are from horses or deers or something... coooool.. you will LOVE them ... very yummy .. I try and eat those new turds in the park if I can . but the 2 leggededs won't let me but seems your hoomans are going to GIVE you some . . how wagging.!!
Eric x
Your new human friend looks so cute.. I bet you and her friend will have lots of great times together.. Don't think of it as loosing anything, think of is as gaining 2 new friends and we know how much you like friends..
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie
What a cute hooman and what a cute new friend you've got there, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! We were wondering if that pretty pink pig was still in one piece!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Your new friend is pretty. Sorry to hear your humping wasn't appreciated!
Toodle pip
Harry x
What a great thing your Mom does for that little human girl! I am glad you got to hang out with her and her buddy! I am staying inside a lot during this nasty heat. Tanner and I go out early in the morning to lay in the sun, then we are inside the rest of the day except for pee and poo trips.
Mr. T-Bone we are so excited about your new friends. The girlie is really cute and give Buddy time he will come to appriciate your daleness.
Ok now lets get back to our "farts" talk. We could seriously bottle up my "boys" farts and we could all fly far on those stinky ones. Now mine...they aren't bottle up worthy yet, but they are getting there!!! How fun would that be to all get together and play!
Butt sniffs,
Willow
Hi. Mr. T!
Your little sister is very cute! And Buddy too!
Sure you are a good boy with them!
I am not so sure you want to know the real meaning of that new turd thing!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
That is so nice that you have a new little human sister. I am sure that you will have lots of fun together and that Buddy will eventually like you.
Your friend,
Niamh
Mr T that little sister/little doggie thing is pretty darn cool if you woof me.
It's very cool making new friends even if they have little heads!
Gunner
We don't know why we are 3 blogs behind here! PL2 put this new thing to tell her when new posts are up and as you can see it is working well!! First off we have the same pool! Isn't it great?!! We love the movie with the Kong paste on your nose!!And your little sissie is very cute! Is that a foxy she has?? That would make her even better!! Stay cool little buddie Love A+A
You will have lots of fun with the new little human in your life, wait and see. You are both so cute and adorable you could be twins!
Levi's mom
Mr. T Bone Beasley
Your little sister is cute, sweet and adorable! You will have lots of fun together! And with Buddy too!
Thor
That's a cute little sister you have there Deetz and she got a cute doggie too
~ Girl girl
YOu got a piggy too! How cool!
It looks like you had so much fun with your human's "little" and her pup! What a cute pup - will this pup be YOUR "little"
G'day Bease
How nice is your mum to spend the day with a little 2 legged person. Looks like you all had a fun day together. It's neat she's got a dog too.
Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy
Aww poor T, you are cute! Shes cute too but, I still fancy you more! Ive heard you guys have been having some major heat down there T, be sure to drink lots of water and make your ma turn on the aire-conditioning on HIGH! hehe
puppy breath,
-Gaia
Grr, everytime I leave a comment I swear..anyway! Your little sister doesnt compare in cuteness to you T! Stay cool and drink lotsa water cause I know its getting really hot down there.
puppy breath,
-Gaia
It's a good sign that the little human went to the doggie park with you. And her friend Buddy looks like fun too. I don't know about the new turd but be careful. Humans never give you smelly yummy stuff.
Deefor
Is Buddy a Wire Foxy guy? If he is, you 2 will have a blast once you get the humping thing out of the way. The little sister is very cute. I bet she just LOVES you, Mr T-bone Beasley!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches
Well that is just stupid your mum would want to get you new turds....crazy I say. Your mum is going crazy. That lil human was very pretty and she looked like fun to play with. Its always nice to share and have lots of friends, so its not a bad thing. My mum is stupid and busy again this morning, but she will post later about my bull blowout event. I had to go to the trailer after about an hour. I lunged and tried to attack another doggie that got close to my mum...and then I am the one that has to go to the trailer. Crazy I tell ya
Deetz
My mum finally updated my post
Deetz
Ah Mr T-Bone Sir, thanks for dropping by and telling me about the frog secretion. Mistress can't believe I must have liked it.
Thanks for adding my link to your blog, I've put yours on mine.
Love 'n' slobber
George
Hi Beasley!
The little human IS cute! But OMD, so are you! I think you are a little cuter than she is, even.
How cute that you tried to reunite that pig with it's hoof!
Love Clover xo
Another aircut????? Has she lost her mind. WE need to find it for her. I haven't even gotten my first one yet, and you are already on your second......I think our humans need a vacation.
Deetz
I got in trouble, but atleast I got a sloppy joe. IT was great.
Mr T Bone! You way handsome and we all think yous got a beeuuteeful head. We missed you so much! Just trotted over to say hi and we'll be back to catch up on all your adventures. We'll be back as terminator would say
Love Licks, waggin TX tails still barking loud! xo
Hi,
We are glad to find your blog, Mr. T-bone. We have a friend that looks like you down the street named, Rusty. We like to play with him thru the fence.
Luke and Liesel
Hi, T-Bone...
Your little sister is a cutie...& so is her little buddy...
I'm sure you will have alot of fun with them...
Your Mom is doing a wonderful thing...
Abby xxxooo
hey Mr. T-Bone, we like your little human friend and Buddy. did you know that you can hump the little humans too? (shhh,... don't tell your mom that we told you that. we would never do that. heehee) too bad about you getting a new turd. we're not gonna spoil your party, but just remember that we feel your pain, buddy. we all got new turds also, and it's not as cool as it sounds.
woofs!
Opps, sorry I called you Deetz, Mr T-Bone. I'm always too sleepy and blur on Mondays. hee hee
~ Girl girl
Wow T-Bone that cute little human's dog Buddy looks just like a wire fox terrier so I can understand why he didn't just lay down and allow you to rule him...we are scrappy little buggers so get used to it.
Now what kind of a turd are you getting? We will all be in suspense for the next 2 weeks. Oh Dewey is resting so his good old Mom is making the rounds.
Asta Marie, WFT
I'm sure you'll just get more love from your human and the little girl. Love expands like that. And you've got a new playmate which is awesome.
It's nice to have a human little sister. You are sweet and cute, Mr T. Alhough the little girl is sweet and cute too.
Ah small humans....I always have problems with small humans...I love them but I am too abrupt to play with them....My human brother (Little Man...)is already 16 years old and this is great..
Kisses, Faya (who still loves your nose...)
Of course I am !!!! I looooooove peanut butter. Ok, the only one I had was from England (from Big Harry and Little Cassidy...) and it was sooooo good..... Thank you so much my Beasley....
Kisses (yes...again), Faya
You're getting a new turd?! Hmmm. I seem to make new turds every day. I would ask for some clarification on that one.
And your new little doggie friend kind of looks like Stella. You two are looking positively gooberish together.
xo
SB
Good morning Mr. T-Bone. What YOU need is a little BLACK DALE SISTER!!! We have more from where Mabel came from. Wanta see some pictures of those pretty girls out there??? Maybe your Grandma would like to buy a black dale??? heheheeehe
Aireslaps,
Apache and the tribe
It's so cool that you get a new friend, too! I don't see very many little humans in the building where we live, but there is a little boy who we walk past every night when we go for our late walk. He fishes with his Dad in the New River. Booker is making friends with him. Last night, the little boy had a bucket full of fish. Very curious. Booker was going to taste the water, but decided that it smelled a little odd. They had three grunts, a catfish and a red snapper!
Beasley, I got a package from Faya....I gots my own bandanna now with black cows on it....I was soooo surprised!!! She is the greatest ever. I think I will ask her to marry me when I am 2 years old. You growled at someone protecting your mumma too? I am so proud of you....You will get the scary face before long and if you hold your tail real straight and stiff, that will scare the jibbys out of anyone that gets close to your mum, even if you have a goofy face on.
Mr T Bone Beasley
I think the little hooman is vewy cute, but you'we even cutew..it was so nice of you to play wif hew though, and hey..Buddy is like me???? wiwy kid?
I'm sowwy if he was impolite to you..you desewve kisses ..not bites!!!
I ate a cat tuwd..it was delish...I hope they give you a big bag of new ones..smoochie kisses
ASTA
The little human is cute. But, you're even cuter! Love your humour.
Mr. T -
Glad you like your little human (but that dog of hers is a total midget). Your mom is very special to be a big sister.
Slobbers,
Mango
Bease! New turd - that is SO funny!! Anyway, your little human sis is adorable and sweet but I'd rather play with you. And don't worry - your Mama will never neglect you. I promise!
Tell your Mama she is doing a really amazing thing by being a Big Sister.
xox
Chef
Bease, if the postman barfs, I bet he'll toss all the goodies you sent me!! From what I'm told, a stupid post office screw up caused my package from you to be delayed. Give that postman a real good shaking!
xox
Chef
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