Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. If Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, Wuzzy Fuzzy? And here I am!!! The Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear! Whooo! Believe me, I am fuzzy! Errr, I was fuzzy...
Yesterday my human woke me up at the butt crack of dawn and took me to...dum dum dummmmm...the Groomer! As she got me ready I rolled on the bed and covered my ears. If I couldn't hear her, then I didn't need to go get an Airecut.
Apparrently, according to the human...that doesn't work. So, here I am now! My second Airecut ever!!!
There is no more dirt underneath my toenails, I don't have hidden filth in the mid layer of my fuzz, I look like a giant pipe cleaner and there is this weird scent of flowers following me around!
I felt so different after the Airecut that I became worried that I could no longer do any of the things I used to when I was a Fuzzy Wuzzy.
So, I chewed on a Bully Stick, and brought an intense aroma into the house. CHECK! I can still chew a bully stick just as well...
I whipped a towel around in the backyard and beat it to death. CHECK! I was able to do that, and even felt a little more free as I threw the towel from side to side.
I napped on one of my beds to see if I could still be comfortable with the scent of flowers overpowering my nostrils. CHECK! I even got to curl up in a ball without panting!
Then, I got a good drink of water to see if my wet beard could still shock the human when I nose poke her and drip a decent amount of water everywhere. CHECK! I wasn't too worried about that one, I've always been good at dripping water all over the floor.
Finally, the one I was most worried about...my ability to eat Frosty Paws. CHECK!!!! I can still totally do everything that I used to do when I was a Fuzzy Wuzzy! Woohoo!
I've been working really hard to get this flowery smell off of me...so if I see my human come at me with any spray or shampoo, she's getting the evil eyes...
This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley