Friday, June 27, 2008

Fuzzy Wuzzy...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. If Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, Wuzzy Fuzzy? And here I am!!! The Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear! Whooo! Believe me, I am fuzzy! Errr, I was fuzzy...














Yesterday my human woke me up at the butt crack of dawn and took me to...dum dum dummmmm...the Groomer! As she got me ready I rolled on the bed and covered my ears. If I couldn't hear her, then I didn't need to go get an Airecut.















Apparrently, according to the human...that doesn't work. So, here I am now! My second Airecut ever!!!
















































There is no more dirt underneath my toenails, I don't have hidden filth in the mid layer of my fuzz, I look like a giant pipe cleaner and there is this weird scent of flowers following me around!

I felt so different after the Airecut that I became worried that I could no longer do any of the things I used to when I was a Fuzzy Wuzzy.

So, I chewed on a Bully Stick, and brought an intense aroma into the house. CHECK! I can still chew a bully stick just as well...














I whipped a towel around in the backyard and beat it to death. CHECK! I was able to do that, and even felt a little more free as I threw the towel from side to side.





























I napped on one of my beds to see if I could still be comfortable with the scent of flowers overpowering my nostrils. CHECK! I even got to curl up in a ball without panting!


































Then, I got a good drink of water to see if my wet beard could still shock the human when I nose poke her and drip a decent amount of water everywhere. CHECK! I wasn't too worried about that one, I've always been good at dripping water all over the floor.















Finally, the one I was most worried about...my ability to eat Frosty Paws. CHECK!!!! I can still totally do everything that I used to do when I was a Fuzzy Wuzzy! Woohoo!















I've been working really hard to get this flowery smell off of me...so if I see my human come at me with any spray or shampoo, she's getting the evil eyes...

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

43 comments:

Abby said...

Hi, T-Bone...

Good thing we can still be us after those trips to the groomer...My Mom calls it the "Spa"...

I've been hearing rumors around here, too...Looks like my "Spa" day is coming soon...

Abby xxxooo

Noah the Airedale said...

You look so darn cute with that new airecut Bease. We love it!!!


Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Jessie and Jake said...

Thankfully you can still eat and do all the stuff you did before - not to worry we have been groomed many times - professionally and half-assed by our mom - you learn to live with it.

The pain we go through for them....

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

You look very handsome in your new Aire-cut, Beasley! Glad to know you can still do all the things you could do before!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Ruby Bleu said...

You sure do look very handsome with your new airecut...and it's great that you can still do all the things you used to do. But I'm with you...I don't like smelling like flowers...I do now and I don't like it!!! My keeps sniffing me and saying how wonderful I smell...ha....I'd smell SOOOOO much better if I rolled in the grass. What does my Mom know!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Ferndoggle said...

I love your new 'do. A little torture at the groomer is totally worth all the goodies you got afterward!

Penny

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

You look very very handsome. I went to the groomer today too - for a shampoo and a 4paw-pedicure. I hate the blowdryer, so I get to sit in a crate with a big fan blowing on me! No flowers for me, though, I get a "spray shine." Quite Italian feeling, which Man-Dad approves of! Can you believe that when I was at the groomer, H-Mom had the car seats shampooed and then sprayed deodorizer on all the carpets and even my BED at home? OMG it's like doggie-neutralization zone around here!

Clover said...

Hi Bease!
Great Airecut! You look very handsome!
I love slopping water all over the floor after I get a drink. It's great to witness the look on the humans faces when they step in a big puddle!
Love Clover xo

Dewey Dewster said...

Mr T-Bone...ya look wonderful with yer new haircut....were ya really worried that ya couldn't do the same things ya could do before it?...it's not like Sampson 'n his haircut at all....don't worry 'bout the scent of flowers followin' ya...I bet ya can find a good dead animal ta roll around in....man, that perfume is so intoxicatin' it can kill ya....

Dewey Dewster here....

the camp said...

oh mr. t-bone, why you are so handsome. i don't like the grooming table. i make mom chase me to get my up on it in the kitchen. she has something that
smells like hippies to spray on me.

4xBs said...

hey Beasley, you do look quite handsome after your aire-cut. we're sure glad to hear that you haven't lost any of your special abilities! we get haircuts a lot too and now we're used to us. usually we just find something stinky to roll in.

woofs.

Willow the Black Dale said...

An Airecute to die for! At least you are not naked this time!! You look very very handsome!! wink wink

I would love to play bitey face with you Bease!! That would rock! Pilar sucks at bitey face. The cat is more fun than she is.

Now listen Bease....there is a rumer floating around my house. Here it is....my hoooomans are coming out west. I am not liking this idea one bit. They are NOT letting me come. I have to stay home with daddy and Pilar. grrrr

body wags,
Willow

Lacy said...

w00f's Mr. T, i thinks u new hair cut makes u look verwy handsome...and c u can do everthing u cood b4...iffin she comes at u wiff perfume, me wood run...

b safe,
~rocky~

The Airechicks said...

OMDog Mr T...

What a handsome AIREDALE you are grwoing up to be.....And still able to do all the special things that make you Mr. T !!!!

SHow the human some lip and teeth when she comes with the FLOWERY SMELLIES ...Soap and water...that's what you tell her....

Being so durn cute after your haircut CHECK CHECK CHECK !!!!

Joe Stains said...

omdog that STINKS, literally, flowers yuck! I sure wish you didn't have to go to that stupid groomer!

Lorenza said...

Hi. Mr. T!
You look very handsome! Glad to know that you are still able to do all those things that you really enjoy!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Faya said...

Beasley you are handsome !!!!! You look fantastic ! I love to go to the groomer. I go every 6-7 weeks... VĂ©ronique likes when I have the "British look" (don't ask...)...
hum....your nose....your eyes....Beasley....
Kisses, Faya

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Your haircut suits you to a T, Mr. T-Bone.

Levi's mom

Maggie & Mitch said...

Hey, I cover my ears just like you do when I'm being told something that I don't want to hear! hehehe
Your hairecut looks awesome, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! We get extremely nutty after groomies and we mean EXTREMELY!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Bogart said...

Looking GOOD Beaz!!!!

Love,
Bogart

Niamh said...

What is this obsession that people have with grooming?? It must be all that they think about. I am sorry that you had to suffer through it. Glad to see that you can still do all the important stuff like eat Frosty Paws!!

Your friend,
Niamh

JB's Big World said...

Beasley,
You are so cute and funny. I think you are handsome as a fuzzy wuzzy and also as a pipe cleaner too!
--JB

JB's Big World said...

Beasley,
You are so cute and funny. I think you are handsome as a fuzzy wuzzy and also as a pipe cleaner too!
--JB

chasingsquirrelswithrusty said...

Whoa! Those are some scary evil eyes! I hope they work for you! Although you do look very nice in your new do! And you can still do all that great stuff....

Eric said...

Handsome pal. Handsome.That's what you are. With or without the fuzzie wuzzies.

Fuzzy wirey wags, Eric

Georgeous said...

Ah Mr. Beasley, your new style makes you look younger.
Stinky Tip: To rid that people flower smell - roll in the grass.
Love 'n' snuffs
George

Arabella said...

Oh Bease,
I think you look very handsome with your new style and it'll probably be nicer in the heat. I don't care for flowery smells myself much so I spend a lot of time after baths rubbing myself against the furniture and floor.

Arabella

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Phew!

Glad that you still can do those stuff that you used to do.

Love
Boy n Baby

Kess & Her Mama said...

I love the pictures, esp the first one! Still as handsome as ever.

Chef said...

You're looking cool, Bease. I'm just grateful I have short furs and I don't get haircuts. But I do smell like jasmine when I get bubbled. Pooh. Hope the groomerdevil didn't take the buzzer to your nails during your pawdicure.

xox
Chef

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh, you'll still cute without your fuzzy T-Bone. :) I like that photo of you covering your ears
Did you check if you can squeak your toys the same as last time?

~ Girl girl

happy said...

Love your new airecut! You look fabulous! It's a relief to know things are back to normal after that!

Agatha and Archie said...

Well we think you look like MR HANDSOME!!! THat is what PLw says Archie looks like after his grooming!! Love A+A

Deetz said...

Your aircut is awesome Beasley...Mum is sneaking away from work right now to write this for me, cuz I miss you. But she has just been so busy at work....I justed wanted to say hello and I miss you and was thinking about you.
Deetz

Deetz said...

I pick on Charlotte all the time, its fun and its entertaining. She growls and chases after me all the time and I just laugh and try to grab a leg....Mum put up these solar light lanturns outside last night and Charlotte was chasing me and I was running backwards and knocked one over....Mum doesn't think they will last long...I try to be good, but it was Charlottes fault. Its always her fault
Deetz

Faya said...

Mr. T-Bone, I hope you had a great week-end....Big kisses on your nose... Faya

Gaia the Airedale said...

AWWW T youre so cute! And best of all youre the same pup!

puppy breath,
-Gaia

Toffee said...

You look mahhh-velous dah-ling!

I cannot believe that they only have flowery spray...I would definitely have wanted smelly dead rodent spray!

Deetz said...

YOU say its your BARKDAY....hehe
Today is my barkday and I am all grown up now and can do whatever I want, no curfew, no one telling me what to do, I can even ignore my human now......I have a feeling if mum reads this I am in huge trouble!
Deetz

Molly and Taffy said...

Mr T-Bone

You are the most handsomest chappie after your airecut. Bet you are a real cool dude now. Think I am having a trim very soon too.

Molly

Mango said...

Looks like somebody was a bit vigorous with the blow dryer. Hope you're fuzzy again soon.

Slobbers,
Mango

Deetz said...

Beasley, can you belch? I was sittin outside yesterday by Gizmo and mummy, when they had their quality time...and I belched real loud and it echo'd. I giggled and rolled on the ground. It was funny. I keep pickin on the mummy bird, cuz she rolls around on the ground and flops...I wish you could come and play today!!! I will be on the lookout for the faurt, I still think we should bottle them. I got out squiggly dog last night and really harrassed him a good one.
Deetz

WinstonBerry said...

Hi Beasley!
I just luuuuv your new airecut! You're so handsome!!!

Smooches,
Winnie :-)