Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Toy Update!














Salutations oh furry friends! In the past couple of months I have received some of the best presents I could ever ask for! These presents come in boxes, which I will be honest, are my favorite part of present-ing! Anyway, those who have sent me boxes, toys and treats do a much better job picking out goodies than my human does! Woohoo for friends!








So, the purpose of today is to give everyone an update on all the goodies I have received! And here they are! You will notice that one toy in particular is missing...yes, that is correct, we suffered a casualty with my cow from Faya. It was a sad and horrific day when I realized that the cow was missing a leg, and it was bleeding white fluff! I couldn't stand the pain it brought to my heart! The stuffing, the whiteness, the fluffiness...THE HORROR! I decided to be a good guy and brought the de-legged cow to my human, and as tears welled up in my eyeballs my human knew it was time...time for the cow to pass on over to Stuffy Heaven where it can roll around in stuffing and plump, glorious clouds...for me, it was a sad day. Perhaps for the cow it was the best day since Faya's Veronique purchased him. I prefer not reflect on my cows last days in my life, instead I would like for us all to remember my white cow for the greatness that he was. He will forever be in my heart.













Thank you again, Faya for bringing the white cow to my home, and happy jaws...there were great times, great times...

Faya seems to really enjoy those farm animals because she also sent me a pig! I am happy to report that the pig still lives! I make him oink every day just to make sure that he's still with us! I think he's happy here in Arizona. I roll him around in dirt almost every day. First, I slobber him REALLY good, then I put him in the dirt, thus making him a muddy pig. For this, I think he is grateful! And here is my pig now!




























He looks happy, doesn't he! I am so pleased that I am able to take care of him so well, I really have been trying really hard to make his life the best life ever! Satan seemed a little envious that I had my very own pig, and she tried to spend a little time with him.














I squashed that idea quickly. It's bad enough that she eats my pupperoni's, she can't have my pig too. It's not like I get anything from playing in her catnip...though, I do enjoy her food every now and then, so I should share, but I'm just not ready right now! Perhaps tomorrow...maybe...
Okay, okay...who's up next? Ahhhh yes, the honkin'/fartin' duck that Deetz got me. At one point I thought I killed him too, but it turns out that he still lives too! Woohoo! His quacker doesn't always work anymore, I think he's going through some laryngitis...is there such thing as a stuffie doctor?
This duck is awesome! I often like to take naps on him, he's a great pillow. Plus, when I wake up he is there ready for a shakin' and a biting! Lately I enjoy throwing him against the wall, then in the air...then I slobber up his wings so he can't fly away. I would be so sad if he left me!













And to you Deetz, and Deetz's mum thanks for being the first furry friend to send me a package! The honkin'/fartin' duck has been a great addition to my toy box!
Sometimes, what I like to do is lay on one toy while I chew on the other. As you see here I was holding my mailman hostage while giving the honkin'/fartin' duck a good chew!










On to the package de los Griffindales!!!! I would have to say that my favorite toy from that box was the blue rubbery one with the rope! It's perfectly sized for my nose!














Ahhhh and the rubbery part has little spikes. I can't help but get sleepy when I gnaw on that thing! I do have a confession though...











Forgive me God of Toys, for I have sinned...while playing with the soccer ball with ropes, well ~gulp~ I kinda accidentally broke it! I KNOW! I KNOW!! Killing my toys does not show great appreciation! But, I couldn't help it! It just felt so good to pull, and pull...then pull some more! By the fourth pull the rope was in my mouth, without the soccer ball.













I begged my human to keep it! I just couldn't bare to send another stuffie to stuffie heaven! It's just too much, I can't handle the thought!












So, for now I get to keep both parts of the toy...the rope and the soccer ball with one attached rope. Whew, I almost lost another one! Really, what I did could be considered genius. I made one toy, two! Woohoo! They also sent me a red holee roller that I thoroughly enjoy, especially if there is a treat in it. In fact, when the holee roller is empty I pull it out of my toy box, drop it by the smelly foot of my human and stare...she then realizes that the toy is missing it's guts and puts a treat right in the middle! Yahar! I have my human trained real good!
To The Griffindales, thank you for your awesome generosity! You and your mom deserve a big WOOHOO!
Ahhhh, and onto Chef's package for the International Goodie Exchange! Look how well I broke in the mail man! He's nice and dirty, just as a mail man should be!



































He has such a great whappability factor! I throw him to one side of my body, then to the other! I think it makes him dizzy! I enjoy throwing him in the air and watching him spin. He has yet to barf. If he barfs, I'm thinking he would throw up stuffing. And I don't think I could manage seeing that. Just the thought is making me nauseous...

My human had to go in the backyard to find my squeaking yellow ball and my red giggle ball. I've working on learning how to bury the balls. Right now I just dig a hole and leave the ball next to it. I like to ferment my toys in the earth, but I'm afraid I'll never find them again! However, since my human brought them back in, I found it appropriate to play with them and allow their glorious sounds to echo throughout my household! It was beautiful, really...



























The blue squeaky Frisbee and green bone allow my human to work out her eye ball muscles since they twitch whenever the ball squeaks. My favorite time to bring these toys out is when my human least expects it! I like to make sure she knows where I am at all times, then SURPRISE! The eye twitching begins! Ahhhh Chef, thank you for your thoughfulness in present giving...you have brought me many hours of joy and you are preventing my human's eye balls from becoming fat! I try to work them out at least every other day...
Now, one of my first toys ever was the cow rope Frisbee from my human's human...that would be her mom! She loves me. She never yells at me or smacks my nose like my human does. She could tell what I liked before I ever even arrived to Arizona! The rope is the best part of the toy. I have yet to destroy it, but believe you me, I have tried. Oh, I have tried! Hehehe! And guess what! The cow Frisbee still lives, and usually travels with me to work!
So there it is...my toys and all the joy that they have brought to me and my terrier jaws! Wooo!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out with a huge THANK YOU and slurp to Chef, The Griffindales, Deetz, Faya, my human's human and all of my furry friend's humans for sending such awesomeness my way!
Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

32 comments:

Pacco de Mongrel said...

jWOW! u have TONS of toys there...have fun destroy each of them

Kess & Her Mama said...

U can open a toy shop Mr T with all these fantastic new toys you received! Just call it "Mr T's Toys". BTW, added you to my new blog list.

happy said...

Ooh la la, look at all the toys! You are soooo lucky, Mr T!

Amber-Mae said...

In like that mailman stuffie! Since we doggies can't actually kill a REAL mailman that mails us mails, we can take it out on a mailman toy instead! hee!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Abby said...

Hi, T-Bone...

That was like another Stuffie Appreciation Day...You have GREAT toys...

I LOVE the cow frisbee...

Enjoy your toys & keep your Mom exercising her eye balls...

Abby xxxooo

Ferndoggle said...

Holy toys! I have that same honking duck & the mailman stuffie! And we had something similar to the soccor ball, but it suffered the same fate as yours did.

Sherman

Tatum Tot said...

Oooo those are some neat toys! I ike to chew on boxes, too.

Faya said...

Ohhhh nooooo !!!!!

Gaia the Airedale said...

T-Bone you are spoiled hehe! Just look at all those toys, youre one lucky pup!

puppy breath,
-Gaia

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

That's a great batch of toys, Beasley! You are one very lucky pup! It's nice that you take such good care of them...well, except for the cow!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mango said...

Nice haul. How do you ever decide which one to play with?

Slobbers,
Mango

Asta Marie said...

Hey T-bone....you sure have a lot of nice toys....we cause some of our toys to spill out stuffing too but my Mom uaually puts them in stuffie toy hospital until she can operate on them. When they come out of the hospital (after she uses her sewing box contents on them) they look a little different,....sometimes with a different color patch on them....sometimes a bit smalller but always welcomed back into our large collection of toys.....I am so glad that you can enjoy yours.

Asta Marie, WFT

Anonymous said...

As Mr. T-Bone Beasley's human's human, I am quite proud that he enjoys his "hurl a heffer."

Thor said...

Mr.T-Bone
You have lots of cool toys! Have fun!

woofs
Thor

Joe Stains said...

you sure do take good care of your toys, they sure wouldn't last long here in this house. Did you see the big fire on the West side, we are in scottsdale and can see it all the way over here!

Kirby said...

You are really loved Mr. T-Bone Beasley. All those great toys from your wonderful friends. Your toy box must be overflowing! I wouldn't worry too much about de-stuffifying your stuffies. I do it all th etime, and it's just part of being a dog!! He he!

Your pal,
Kirby

Arabella said...

Those toys are awesome!! You're really good at taking them apart, that's my favorite part.

Lorenza said...

Hi. Mr. T!
Sure you have lots of toys! I am sure you love them all!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That's a lot of pawsome toys you got there T-Bone. I'm glad Deetz ducky is still well taken care of by you. You're nice to want to share toys with Satan

~ Girl girl

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

You really love your toys very much, dont you.

Love
Boy n Baby

Maggie & Mitch said...

Did you happen to check out the mailman's wristwatch, Mr. T-bone Beasley? *wink wink*
We're so glad that the piggie is safe but we're sure sorry to hear about the cow!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Noah the Airedale said...

Hi Bease
Faya also send my sissie Willow the pink piggy for her birthday. Tess attacked it but D saved it although some of the white stuffing and a leg have sadly been lost.
You're toy collection is great.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah xx

Abby said...

Hi, again, T-Bone...

I finally woke up...

Come visit when you get a minute...

Abby xxxooo

WinstonBerry said...

Hi Beasley!
What super great gifts! You sure cleaned up! But poor Mr. Cow :( ("sniffle-sniffle"). At lest he was funa dn cuddly while he lasted!

Smooches,
Winnie :)

Toffee said...

Wow! that is a thankful thursday blog! What kind words you have! Thank YOU again (and Chef) for putting together the goodie exchange!

have a woofy day.

Deetz said...

Beasley
I missed you. My mum got really sick at work yesterday and so she came home so I could take care of her...She is better today, but was unable to help me blog....That was a wonderful post on the stuffies and I got to looking at your aircut....it really looks great that length that it is now...you are growing up so fast!!!
I would smell your butt if I were there...
Deetz

Deetz said...

How crazy is that...our mums sick at the same time...I was hoping my mum wouldn't fart, cuz she stinks worse then dad. She is better. She was curled up in a ball and holding her belly. I just slept on the floor next to the couch. Guess what. I was lost the other day and mum was panicking outside hollaring for me and was freakin out....She came inside and I was curled up asleep next to Gizmo...Daddy wasn't paying attention and left me inside all day long...The only thing I did was chew up a new shoe of mums and then babysat Gizmo all day. They said they were proud of me, that I didn't destroy the whole house....
Deetz

Gaia the Airedale said...

Jeeze I guess it happends to the best of us huh? Well Im better now it seems, and moms scheduled a vet appt for me next week to get a worming done..yay...not! Anyway I know the treats are delish! My mom is gonna have an upcoming contest regarding her treats and the winner plus 2 runner ups will recieve treats of their choice so look out for that one!

puppy breath,
-Gaia

Willow the Black Dale said...

Bease,
What a load you got there for you toy box!!! Do you pick up your toys and stuffies or do you have a maid???
I have one of those cool holee balls too. It is my favorite!!! Mom hasn't put any goodies in it yet. She and I need to talk about that. Thanks for the heads up!!

body wags,
Willow

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Oh, my gosh! You are so hard on your toys. You need to have your humans open up a repair center for your stuffies and other toys.

Levi's mom

JB's Big World said...

Hi T-Bone,
Sorry I have not been around. My mom left me and went to L.A. all week for work. She is at the airport now coming home to me on a red-eye!
I like the picture of Satan.......but didn't Satan get any toys, or only you?
--JB

The Zoo Crew said...

I told mom we are in dire need of TOYS but she has not listened to us at all. I barked her my order on which toys I want that I see on your blog. We'll see if she listens!!

Willow