Did you guys hear it??? Did you? I missed it! I didn't even hear it, but look!!! Larry the Lobster exploded!
I think Satan did it! In fact, I'm sure Satan did it! I bet she waved her tail infront of Larry's face, and Larry being allergic to C-A-T-S, sneezed! He sneezed so hard that he blew out his stuffing!
Okay, now...if you didn't hear Larry the Lobster explode, then I'm sure you had to hear this!
YES!!! Eli Stripes the Eel!! He sploded too! I'm sure Satan was behind this too! She knew that C-A-T-S make Eli Stripes the Eel sick when he swallows C-A-T fuzz! I bet she took her tail and put it in his mouth!
Oh the HORROR! The EVIL!!! The MADNESS!!!! Poor Eli Stripes the Eel, he threw up all of his insides!
I loved those two the most! I only had one Tuff Toys left! My star...so I loved on him lots!
Huh? What? No No No! I didn't do it! I was uhhh...well I was trying to put the stuffing back inside! It was Satan! Satan did it! She clawed Starry to death!
I tried telling my human that I needed a new Larry, Eli Stripes and Starry...when she reminded me about my beloved Squiggly...
Please tell me you heard the exposion of my favorite Squigg! I woke up from a nap (it was weird I couldn't remember anything when I woke up) and there lied Squiggly, right next to me...he exploded! I tried to give him one final play time, but the human said it was time to let him rest. So, I got a new Squiggly...
Squigg number one and Squigg number two were introduced and Squigg number one gave Squigg number two some valuable play time tips. He wanted the new Squigg to know what makes me happy.
Then it happened, I kissed and tugged on Squiggly number one for the last time, then he went into the GARBAGE!
Eh, oh well! I had a new Squigg to break in!
I loved on him lots and made sure that when he grew old he would have lots of stories to share with all my other toys...until this...
I don't know if you can tell, but his head Sploded, too. I have no idea what happened to him. I went to play with him this morning, but then I realized that his head was empty and his fuzz was missing. After a careful inspection of my house I found his insides all over. I have yet to find out what Satan did to him...
In any event, because of Satan and the multiple explosions...the human has denied me a new Squiggly and new Tuff Toys...sigh...
Until my human caves in, I'm gonna try and de-stuff this!
What? She's my C-A-T! JB...I would never bother you okay? It's just that Satan wants me to...she told me...she likes when I chase her and try to play bitey face...
On a brighter note, this morning I woke up my human really early. She didn't hear my whining at the door. So I got myself all hot, then I jumped on the bed and snuggled on her real good while panting. At 70 pounds I make the whole bed move. So, there was nothing left for her to do, but wake her lazy self up and adore me...and feed me!
Speaking of food...I'm finally able to eat big dog food! My human is mixing my puppy chow and big dog food so my belly doesn't get all upset and stuff. Oh man! I love the big dog food. I'm totally ready to be a REAL big dog! So...I try to eat around all the puppy bits and eat mostly just the big dog food!
Finally, look what my God Human got me! Yea!!! She got me a new toy! It makes my nose dance!
This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding you all to plug your ears incase there is another explosion in the near future!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley