Friday, July 4, 2008


Hello all of my furry friends! As you all know...I received New-Turd yesterday. Thus far, I have seen no difference in any of my turds, though it does feel a little more difficult to get my old turds out. Coincidently, I am missing two little things about the size of marbles that used to be right by my butt. My human doesn't let me investigate. Everytime I try, I get this plastic cone put around my head, which makes me cry. Luckily, my human doesn't make me wear the cone very often since I've been so good.

Anyway, let me tell you all about my day at the vet, waiting for the New-Turd.

When I woke up Thursday morning it started as the best day ever! I slobbered all over my humans face, just to let her know that I was especially loving her! She appreciates jestures like that! Then, I moved onto Buddy for some good morning bitey face...

Buddy was later put in his crate while my human leashed me up and took me for a ride in the car! It was awesome, the AC was on, the sun was out and music was playing! When we arrived to vet I saw a bunch of kitties that I couldn't wait to play with. They didn't seem particularly pleased to see me...I think they were just nervous about learning the art of bitey face.

Anyway, I was excited to see the vet and the nurses too! So, we went into an exam room and I got a thermometer in my butt, and they felt around my two little marbles...then they took me to the back room that I had never seen! I was so excited! It was time to see my New-Turd! I mean, so many thoughts were rushing through my head! Were the turds gonna be new colors? Would they have a new smell? Would the turds have the awesome ability to disappear after being expelled from my butt?

All I know is someone played with my arm for a bit, then I fell into a deep sleep and dreamnt of a New-Turd!!!

When I woke up, I first saw this...

Then I realized that someone tampered with this...

Most importantly, I realized there was no sign of any new turds! Next, I came to the realization that my human had abandoned me in such a time of distress. Later, I found out why she left and what she was doing! Look what she did for me!!!

That's right! She cleaned all three of my beds, and even added more fluffing to my owl bed! It was soooo soft!

Even Buddy tested out the clean square bed. My human even pushed back his fuzz so you all could see his eyes...

Naturally, I too had to test them out to make sure she did a good job.

And a good job she did. She actually cleaned my whole house for me! Just for me!!! Not only did she clean, but she also bought me some "Congrats on the New-Turd presents!"

She also got me a new Wubba because I accidently chewed a little too far into my old Wubba!

So, here I am again breaking in a new Wubba!

When I got home I slept a lot, but I also had to show my human that I was okay by chewing lots and looking happy!

I'm feeling okay and I get some good medicine! Thanks to all of you out there who have expressed some concern about my New-Turd. I'm still looking for it, and I'll let you know when I find it! Lets cross our paws that it's glorious!

This is the stitched up Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding you all to never let a human poke you in the leg with something. You'll leave with a piece of you missing!


Mr. T-Bone Beasley


Maggie & Mitch said...

So you discovered what was inside Mr. Wubba too, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! Keep being a good boy and the hoomans will be nice and leave the evil lampshade in the corner! We hope you got a 4th of July hotdog!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Butchy & Snickers said...

Happy 4th of July T-bone!! Awwwwh, poor boy, had the boy bits removed. I Butchy had that done when Mama rescued me. I didn't need a cone at all & the next day I was good as new. You'll feel better in no time & we bet you won't need the cone either. We're glad you & Buddy are have a great time together. Isn't it fun to bitey face?? Have a great weekend!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Rambo said...

Hi T-Bone!
I told you that your little bits would disappear. I wonder where they go? Did your vet tell you? Mine didn't. Maybe they use them as an organ transplant and give them to a dawg who really needs them.
PS. Great story. Feel better.

Noah the Airedale said...

Sorry matie, we didn't know you were going in for the snip. Looks like all went well and you got clean beds and a new wubba out of it too...good stuff. Hope your feeling well and a happy 4th of July to you too.

Noah xx

Lacy said...

w00f's Mr. T, me glad u ok after ur new turds...i hopes u find them soon...heehee keep up wiff the good work wiff no lampshade...and ur girl wuz sooo nice to clean everthing up just fur u...

b safe,

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
Glad your surgery went well. Sure is nice not to wear that cone! I had to wear it for a month!
Clean house and nice toys! Lucky you!
Happy Independence Day!
Kisses and hugs

Kess & Her Mama said...

At least you had cool new toys and nice clean house as a reward! Have a good weekend. Cones are a nuisance!

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

Sorry about losing your parts. I lost mine too. I look for them all the time. H-Mom laughs at me because I put my nose down there and sniff and snort and look confused. It's tough being less a man than I was ...

Chef said...

I'll keep a look out for your nu-terd, Bease. If I spot it, I'll mail it right to ya!


Sparky said...


So you finally got to experience a new-turd! You didn't seem to be all that scared of it, did ya? It must feel really weird to have part of you missing now, though!

You're so lucky to have your house cleaned and get lots of new toys! I didn't get any of that when I was new-turd... But at least I didn't have to wear a lampshade, hee hee.

Happy 4th of July! I hope you have a grrrrEAT day full of yummy food (including waffles), and a GRRRReat weekend to come!


Willow the Black Dale said...

Beasely can I just say for once I am just speechless over this new-turd thing!!


pee hoomans will be in new mexico july 17 for 3 weeks. they are abandoning me beasely!!! not good...not good at all

Bogart said...

Sorry the boy bits are gone... happy to see that you made it through okay! I was thinking about you all day today...

Happy 4th!


Faya said...

Oh you are fine ! That makes me happy ! ....Do you have a place for me in your house ? Your Mom do sooooooo much things for is amazing....I wish I can swimm across the ocean....or maybe I have to find a boat.....hummmm...
I hope you had a happy 4th of July !
Kisses, Faya

Chef said...

Bease, stop worrying about the mail thingy, will ya?

I'm in a show tomorrow and Sunday. Gawd, I hope I don't start thinking about your nu-terd when I'm in the ring... I'm likely to cross my back legs and go all out of position. Hope the dog in front of me's a girl... I'll be having the sniperooo one day soon and I hope I'm as brave as you.


Pacco de Mongrel said...

wubba is so tough yet u still manage to rip it apart....that's really impressive

Amber-Mae said...

Wubba looks like a lot of fun! You look like a lampshade dog with that cone on. Teeheehee!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Molly and Taffy said...

Mr T

We are so pleased you got through your op OK. All those beds to inspect and try out, what a responsibility.
Have a grrrrreat weekend.
MOlly and Taffy

Abby said...

Hi, T-Bone...

I'm glad your little trip to the vet went OK...Have you found any New Turds yet???

It's always nice to come home & find your beds all clean & new toys...

New Toys are probably better than New Turds anyway...

Abby xxxooo

Niamh said...

Glad that they are not making you wear that satellite dish on your head too much. Hope you feel better soon.

Your friend,

the 4 Bs said...

hi T-Bone,, we're glad your new-turd ordeal turned out okay, but what's up with the missing marble thingies? your mom was very sweet to clean your beds and make them extra soft for you, then you got new toys too. that's a nice mom, kiddo. we're also glad to hear that you don't have to wear the cone head very much. those things suck!


Clover said...

Hi Bease,
So glad your trip to the vet went well and that you are enjoying some new toys! Keep us posted on that new-turd thing!
Happy 4th of July!
Love Clover xo

Joe Stains said...

oh dear. Well my friend, you have lost your marbles, quite literally. They aren't coming back either, dude. sorry :(

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

I'm not reading this blog entry to Levi. He'll be getting a "new-turd" sometime this month, too. It sounds like you got treated really special on your big day, though. I'm happy all went well for you.

Levi's mom

Toffee said...

mmm....turds are tasty...especially frozen ones in the snow...

Thor said...

Mr T-Bone!
I´m glad that all went well!
How good that you got clean bed and new toys!
Have a great weekend!


Sami & Baylee said...

What nice thing to come home too, fluffed beds and a clean house, new toys, wow! You have some really cool places to sleep!

The Zoo Crew said...

If I got to come home to all that new stuff, I'd go for New-Turds anyday!!!


Georgeous said...

Ouch! the disappearance of the crown jewels. I feel very compassionate about your experience Mr. Beasley - but hey, new toys.
Love 'n' Snuffs

JB's Big World said...

Whoa! Are you ok? Do you think I need a new turd too? Well, or maybe my sister PooPoo needs that.
Did you see Deetz's celebrity report in my big world?

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We are sooo glad you are feeling okay after your new-turd, Beasley! Try to be good so you don't have to wear the dreaded cone!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mango said...

So that's what the inside of a wubba looks like.

Regarding your new turds... I would call off the search if I were you, pal.


Deefor said...

Good you got some new toys and your beds are all soft. Too bad you never found the new turd. I wanted to see it too. The vet did stuff to me too. I was really sleepy for a while but no presents.


Agatha and Archie said...

Well,at least it is over and you got lovely clean beds and some fab toys.....If you find them let Archie know ..he's still looking..Love A+A

Willow the Black Dale said...

I have been trying every way I can to convince them to let me go with them. Grandma didn't buy me a ticket mom said. Boo her. I should run away to your house, how much fun would that be!!! We could play ball and bitey face!! Pilar doesn't play bitey face very well....she down right sucks at it!

I plan on making daddy miserable while mommy and the kids are gone! teehee If you do see my mommy while she is out there please give her a big dale slurp for me!!! She and grandma are trying to figure out the Arizona situation.

Nose pokes,

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Hi Mr. T-Bone Beasley! For some reason, the t-shirt (aka storm shirt) must take Penny's attention off the thunder and she doesn't go crazy like she usually does. We donlt know how it works. We saw on some of the Husky's blogs that some of them wear them and Mom decided to try it. It sure beats the pills that she got from the vet to calm Penny down. You have to give the pill to the dog about 1/2 hour before the thunder starts for ir to work. Duh! We don't always know the thunder is coming!

Poppy,Penny & Patches

Eric said...

Bease.Pal. Really sorry to hear the vet stole your marbles. Did you report him to the Vet Police?

Just as well you have a grrrreat Mom to get you toys and clean your beds for you so you don't feel so bad.

Wagging in sympathy, Eric