Friday, June 27, 2008
Yesterday my human woke me up at the butt crack of dawn and took me to...dum dum dummmmm...the Groomer! As she got me ready I rolled on the bed and covered my ears. If I couldn't hear her, then I didn't need to go get an Airecut.
Apparrently, according to the human...that doesn't work. So, here I am now! My second Airecut ever!!!
There is no more dirt underneath my toenails, I don't have hidden filth in the mid layer of my fuzz, I look like a giant pipe cleaner and there is this weird scent of flowers following me around!
I felt so different after the Airecut that I became worried that I could no longer do any of the things I used to when I was a Fuzzy Wuzzy.
So, I chewed on a Bully Stick, and brought an intense aroma into the house. CHECK! I can still chew a bully stick just as well...
I whipped a towel around in the backyard and beat it to death. CHECK! I was able to do that, and even felt a little more free as I threw the towel from side to side.
I napped on one of my beds to see if I could still be comfortable with the scent of flowers overpowering my nostrils. CHECK! I even got to curl up in a ball without panting!
Then, I got a good drink of water to see if my wet beard could still shock the human when I nose poke her and drip a decent amount of water everywhere. CHECK! I wasn't too worried about that one, I've always been good at dripping water all over the floor.
Finally, the one I was most worried about...my ability to eat Frosty Paws. CHECK!!!! I can still totally do everything that I used to do when I was a Fuzzy Wuzzy! Woohoo!
I've been working really hard to get this flowery smell off of me...so if I see my human come at me with any spray or shampoo, she's getting the evil eyes...
This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
My human had to go in the backyard to find my squeaking yellow ball and my red giggle ball. I've working on learning how to bury the balls. Right now I just dig a hole and leave the ball next to it. I like to ferment my toys in the earth, but I'm afraid I'll never find them again! However, since my human brought them back in, I found it appropriate to play with them and allow their glorious sounds to echo throughout my household! It was beautiful, really...
This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out with a huge THANK YOU and slurp to Chef, The Griffindales, Deetz, Faya, my human's human and all of my furry friend's humans for sending such awesomeness my way!
Sunday, June 22, 2008
So, I just found out that my human does this thing with Big brother and Big sisters where she gets to have something called a "little"... basically, this means that time is going to be taken away from me so she can entertain a little human! Can you believe that! The horror! The neglect! The evil!!! Well, it turns out that my human isn't all that evil being that she brought the little human with us to the dog park...So with out further adieu, I present to you...THE LITTLE HUMAN!!!!
Yes, yes she's adorable, and yes, yes she is the sweetest! But I am too, okay? I would like to think that we are pretty even...right? We are both adorable and sweet, right? I just want to be sure that my human doesn't forget about me....and ~gulp~ pay more attention to a little human over me...her four legged human!
Okay, so not only did I get to meet the little human, but I got to meet her dog Buddy too! I never realized how big I was until I saw my head in comparison to his head! Yowza!!!
We had a good time at the park! But when I got home I was so tired! I totally had to nap on my humans bed...it feels so good to be under the fan when the AC is on. I even get to snuggle in the blankets! Why is it that the humans get to live the life of luxury, and I...MISTER T-Bone Beasley have beds...on the floor, "BAH" I say!
Anyway, that's about it. I just want everyone to know that I was really nice to my new little human. I gave her lots of kisses, but to be completely honest I was a little more interested in Buddy. I tried to hump him so he knew who was boss. I really did try to dominate, but he never let me - I got growled at and bit instead. My human just sighed and said, "Only two weeks until you get NEW-TURD." I don't get it...why would I want a new turd? I've got plenty of my own, I don't need any new ones, mine work just fine...humans, they make little to no sense most of the time!
I just thought I would show everyone my thoughtfulness toward my new piggy from Faya. If you look closely you will see that I tried to re-unite the piggy with it's hoof. Sadly, it didn't fit, but I did try! In any event I played with the pig and gnawed on the hoof! Dang it was a good day!
I hope you all are having a great weekend thus far! This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding everyone that sometimes a little kiss and coy eye contact will get you out of any trouble you've found yourself in! Woohoo!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
You see this? I didn't know whether to be mad or excited! To those who are confused as to what's on my nose, don't worry, it's not poop! It's peanut butter Kong paste that my human squirted all over my juicy schnoz!
After a good lick I decided that I was oober pleased to have this paste-ee peanut butter on my nose. Ooooo yea...it was some good stuff!
As you notice, I turned to another human for help with the removal of the Kong paste from the very top of my nose. My mean human could do nothing but snicker!
But, oh man...that was some awesome Kong paste! I think I still have a little more stuck on the very top of my furry snout, I can't quite reach it!!! Perhaps the human will have to squirt some more Kong paste on my nose so I can get the remanding paste off, right? I mean that's the only way...right?
I just want you all to know that it's still hotter than an easy bake oven over here in Arizona. I have come up with my own cooling system. I get wet, then get towel dried so I'm still a little damp, then I lay on the cool tile. My own evaporative cooling system, if you will! In order to save my tennis ball from melting outside, I sleep with it...in my mouth of course!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
Thursday, June 12, 2008
That's right! A pool! A whole entire pool to myself! At first I was a bit leery of it, being that the hose was filling it with water. You have to be careful! That hose will totally attack you at a moment's notice! Anyway, once I realized it was safe I took a drink of the hose water...
and lounge in the pool...
When a breeze came by I got kinda cold. So, I rolled in the nice and warm dirt...oh, yea...it felt soooo good!
My human locked me outta the house because I was what she calls, "dirty." Pshhhh. While outside I made a polite bark to alert her that I was ready to come inside. After I realized that I was being ignored I made a very sassy bark and shook my head from side to side...
I just had so much fun! The best was snorkeling, and getting my face all wet and dripping! Woohoo!
After the water was emptied from my pool I decided it was time for a nap...and to send some intense ESP to all of my friends. Have you all felt it yet?
This is the very wet and tired Mr. T-Bone Beasley, signing out and reminding you all to stay cool in heat and drink lots of water!!! Unless of course your are Noah and sisters!!! You guys keep warm!