Chickens!!!

Salutations my friends!!! First of all, please accept my apologies for my humans laziness. I told her that it was way important to stop by all your blogs this weekend, but instead she took me to like this mini farm thing that belongs to a friend of hers.

YEA!!! Like a farm with chickens and horses, and another dog name Black Berry!

This is Black Berry, and my corndog tail! Dang I have a great butt!

Me and Black Berry again, keeping a look out for chickens!

Then, we went to a grassy area. I tried to play bitey face, but Black Berry wanted a piggy back ride. I wouldn’t let him on…

After we played for a bit, it was time to find those chickens!!! I got to chase one! It made all sorts of cool sounds, and I found out that chickens can fly really, REALLY high! Yea! I totally chased it over a fenced after it hovered for a while! Unfortunately, my human didn’t get a picture of my great chicken hunt. She was trying to catch me without having a chicken fly into her head.

I would have loved if a chicken flew into my head!

There was a Zebra chicken…

And an Afro chicken…that one was my favorite!

A couple of peacocks…

Once my human was able to capture me, I was locked out of the chicken area! Why do I always have to be behind bars! “I’m locked up, they won’t let me out, locked up they won’t let me out!” I totally feel Akon the rapper’s pain in this song!

And this is Nelly the horse. I went to go sniff her until a human came running and said that she likes to bite dogs…So I got yanked by the butt, which I did not appreciate...my corndog tail is way sensitive!

Here are a couple more pictures of the horses! You will notice my humans white and pastey arm feeding a horse! A horse! And she wouldn’t let me have any of the food! This is one of those moments where she is evil!

And there was another moment that her evil side showed up. This is a pool…

Not any pool of course, the pool that my human put me in. She wanted to see if I could swim, or even liked to swim. I tried to remind her of the time I fell in the deep end of the lake at the dog park, and was forced to swim…but she said that didn’t count.

So, in I went! It took me a little bit to get my back paddlers to work. Luckily, my butt floats! I tried to get out at the deep end, but there were no steps, and I can’t quite yet figure out how to turn around. So, at that point I became panicked! The God human turned me around and I was able to swim back to safety! I was so exhausted, that I couldn’t even get out of the water…I stretched out on the steps and rested my chin on the deck of the pool and just stared at my human. At that point she knew of my unhappiness, but all she did was laugh! She’s evil, no? Again, there was no picture…the human was busy playing life guard!

After all the stress of finding a chicken while being locked up, I got hungry. So I found some chicken poo that smelled like a good thing to eat! So I ate it…then barfed it back up! It was pretty cool, the human nearly gagged…but I like playing magic tricks like that! I make things disappear and re-appear!

There was also a pot in the backyard that I was afraid of! It was a way creepy pot! My tail was totally tucked and I tried to stay low to the ground!

When I got home I crashed, hard. The human even poked me and I wouldn’t move my head, just my eyes…if even that! It was a long day.

I hope some day my human gets me my very own chicken. Until then, my chicken comes to me in a pot!

Pee-Ess: Everyone keep your Paws Crossed for Jackson!!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding everyone to be on the look out for chickens!!!

Slurp!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley