I'm All Moved In!!

What you are witnessing is me, Mr. T-Bone Beasley consuming the insides of my owl bed! My God Human made me the bed, and it was time to get it washed, which meant that I got to lay and play with the stuffing!!! Woohoo!

Moving was pretty ruff on me. Every time my human went down the stairs with a box in her hands, I had to stop what I was doing and follow her. Now, I don't go down stairs okay...so I was afraid that she was just going to move and forget me, so I had to cry and yelp so that she would remember me before she left. Good thing my new place has no stairs! Oh and I have a dog door now! My human just installed it for me, and I work that thing good! The only problem is that it's a little big for me right now - but that's just one more thing for me to grow into!

Anyway, our last night at the old house was not a good one, my human and I were going to have to sleep on a naked mattress being that my beds were taken away and my crate was pulled apart. I'm not quite sure where my human thought she was going to sleep...I claimed the bed in the name of Mr. T-Bone Beasley! I think I saved her enough room though...

In the middle of the night I woke up crying and demanded to be let off the mattress and out of the room. Of course, my human woke up with one eye open and obliged to my demands. I swished my butt out to the living room in search of my beloved rawhide, however it was nowhere to be found. And that's when I realized what happened...she packed it. She took my last thing that I loved and packed it all away! What the heck was she thinking! So I taught her a lesson. I sat by the stairs and stared until she realized what she had done! After she understood what I wanted she went through a few of my boxes and found my wonderful and glorious rawhide. I made sure that the rawhide didn't leave my side all night. In fact, for the rest of the night I just chewed it. I was too nervous about the move to sleep anyway.

When we got in the new house I was introduced to another dog named Jose (my human calls him Jose Cuervo), he's smaller than me, but we became napping partners while Chaos errupted throughout my new home.

We took turns sleeping on eachothers beds, and he slept in my crate when I wasn't looking. However, we didn't share the beds, we weren't that close yet. The humans left the house to get another Jose, and forced us into the same crate, good thing it's big. What I don't understand is how they made Margaritas with another Jose, I never even saw another dog come through the door. Oh well I guess...

It's taken me a little bit of time, but I've finally come around to this new place. We have a few weeds growing around, apparently someone is going to come and pick them out of the yard, but I think I've done a good job of picking them out myself.

My new yard is pretty big! Big enough for the T man anyway. I heard my human and my God human talking about good spots to plant some grass. Once that is all grown out my sunbathing shall commence. Let me show you the fun I had in the yard on the first day I came to this place...I love tupperware!

Also, I met the cats! Scooter growls at me, so I just stay away from her. But I enjoy Satan! She hisses at me, which is the coolest sound ever! So I bark at her and get ready to play, but then she runs away. I will have to break her in I guess. My human says that she is not one of my toys, but I thought that everything that touches the floor belongs to me, therefore is a toy!

Meet Satan! She likes to find clever spaces to sleep too! She totally found a way into the cabinets and wanted to sleep there, until her human airlifted her and made her leave. After that she found another place to hide and sleep!

So she decided to sleep on the spare towels. A great hider she is! My God human bought a doggy gate to keep us out of the room for kitties, so I like to sit or lay by the gate and keep an eye out for them!
When I left my old home, my human brought along a transitionary toy. At my old place a random glove showed up in the front yard one morning. Every morning that glove was there for me to play with and bring along for my walks! So when I wasn't looking she snatched my glove and put it in the house so that I could play with it in the yard, maybe one day I will bring it along for a walk. In the meantime, I prefer to play with it, and nap with it!

Well, this is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out, reminding everyone that sometimes the best things in life are free (like my toy glove).

Slurp!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley