Monday, March 17, 2008

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Happy St. Patrick's day! In honor of green I thought I would get in the spirit and show you my festive eyes! Ooooo I'm like the Leprechaun of Airedales! And yes, I am still balding...
Anyway, today started off great. I slept in until 7 am and at that time I took my morning poo, then ate some breakfast. After nibbling on my human for a bit she decided it was time for a long walk! We even got to take a new route! Oh man! You wouldn't believe all the great smells that awaited me around each and every new corner!

I ran into some bushes and had to show them who was boss, I don't want them thinking that they can just sneak attack me whenever they want...so I got them first Muahahahahahahahahahaah! See, I got them, but I walked away so they thought the attack was over, but I wanted them to know that I was serious and meant business, so I came back and got them again! It was GLORIOUS!



One thing I'm confused about right now is poop. Yes, poop...well poop that isn't mine. See, I thought all two legged humans followed us four legged humans around to pick up our poop and cherish it throughout the walk while it was in a baggy. Apparently, that is not the case for everyone!

Sometimes I just want to stop and smell the flowers, oh wait! But no!!! I can't because there is a huge turd laying right next to it! And it's not even mine! If it were mine I would at least know to stay clear of it because of it's high potent smell, thus, I could move on to another flower.

Then, I went running through our grassy field and had to quickly test my reflexes and dodge another fat dump that a very LARGE dog must have left. I don't know...maybe others have good intentions of fertilizing the ground so that more flowers can grow there, but I don't want to smell any flowers that have the scent of butt.

Even my Uncle Frisco has two legged humans that carry around little blue bags to pick his poo up! By the way, meet my Uncle Frisco! He is a 12 year old Welsh Terrier with lots of personality. It took a little bit of time, but we bonded...he loves me, though he may never say it out loud! But I do love him! He has a great Schnoz...I inspire to woft the air just as he does!





Oh well, Viva la poo, I guess! Woohoo for a nap on St. Patricks Day!



Howl at you later!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley


13 comments:

Mango said...

Hey, Little Dude, I hopped over from Bogart's blog. I just got a new little brother about your age. What a pain. Always with the bitey face.

Stop by my place.

Slobbers,
Mango

Noah the Airedale said...

G'day Mr T-Bone Beasley
We were over at Bogies blog and found you there. We're 4 dales from Austalia. We'd love it if you came over to visit us.
Happy St Paddy's Day.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Deetz said...

lol......I am a boy, silly. But we can be friends for sure....Thanks for signing my guestbook
Deetzy

Deetz said...

Your adorable too. I just looked at your videos...I LOVE running though tall grass, really really fast....ITs so nice meeting you and I will add you to my friends list, if that is okay.
Your pal
Deetzy

Molly and Taffy said...

Hello Mr T-Bone Beasley

WE have come to say hello and introduce ourselves. I am Molly, an Airedale Terrier and my brother is Taffy a Welsh Terrier. We live in UK and look forward to reading about your adventures as you grow up.

Molly and Taffy

Maggie & Mitch said...

Great job on ripping out the long grass, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! Keep it up and your mom won't need a lawnmower!
Happy St. Patrick's day!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Chef said...

Hy Mr. T-bro. Thanks for sniffing out my blog.

You sure showed those bushes a thing or two. You really had my Mama smiling being so silly....You're so lucky you have green grass and flowers. We just have snow, snow, snow. Have fun. Bark at ya soon, Beasleyboy!

Chef

Cassidy said...

You be so funny with the grasses! Me likes to attack plants too. We no has anything left in the garden now, tee hee!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Penny & Poppy said...

You sure were having fun in that tall grass! We like to do that when our people take too long to mow! You are right, some irresponsible dog parents don't pick up their poo. We think it is disgusting...especially when they do it in our front yard. We never go out there, so Mom knows it isn't ours!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny

ails&candi said...

Hi Mr T-Bone Beasley, I like your green eyes, very fetching. I am from Northern Ireland so you might guess that it was a bit noisy here yesterday(st. patricks day). take care ails & candi

Deetz said...

Oh, I forgot to tell you, I found out my birfday is July 1st, and I am having a big party...you are invited.
Deetzy

Thor said...

Mr T-Bone Beasley,
Nice to meet you! I found your blog at DWB´s list and wanted to say hi! Cool blog! Hope we can be friends!

Thor

Amber-Mae said...

Hi Mr T-Bone! Nice to meet ya & welcome to Dogs With Blogs! Hope we can be friends. Do drop by my place son ok & check out my latest trick!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer