Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Dreaded Tub

Mr. T-Bone Beasley here, just making sure there is no water in my ear! You got it! I had a bath today, and no, it definately was NOT the highlight of my day! Apparently, I smelled...not so good I guess. I thought I smelled just fine, better than my human on most days anyway.

The tub started to fill with water, and I laughed because at the time I thought my human was about to have to take a bath. Then, it happened...I was air lifted, and PLOP!!! I was put in the tub. Cups full of water falling all around me, weird smells and suds were consuming my once furry body! I was not pleased, so...I made sure my human took a bath too!

Heehee! This is the aftermath of a bath with Senor Bease! Woohoo! I rock! She was so wet and smelly, that she had to take a real shower of her own, haha and she thought she could get out of one today! Well, that's what she gets for trying to make me smell un-four legged human like!

After my bath I enjoyed a nice pig hoove on my bed while my human brushed me with a comb and helped de-fuzz some of my very HOT fur! It felt nice, I won't lie. If having to take a bath means that I can be brushed like that all the time, well, then I guess I can deal with it!

I wonder if I could sell this on ebay...

Well, anyway, I like to lay on my wet towels after a long bath, so I must go rest up and get ready for work!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding everyone that not all smells are good smells!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley


Deetz said...

I wonder too, what a star would taste like? um. I gots a bath ONE time. Mum said she has to wait until it gets warm outside to bath me in the horse tank, I made such a mess. I HATE to be brushed. I eat the brushes! Take your time on your wish. You can wish for anything and it will come true, on a falling star anywaz.
Gizmo is doing really well. He can run really really fast cuz he is so close to the ground. Mum lost site of him in the yard last night, but I found him. He is like 112 in human years. Cranky too.

Mango said...

That's not right! You should go to the spa for your day of beauty, not get stuck in the sink. What are they thinkin?

Maggie & Mitch said...

Good job on getting your mom just as wet as you were! I hear they're knitting sweaters from dog fur so save it and you might be rich some day, Mr. T-Bone Beasley!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Kirby said...

I HATE baths. Mom and Dad can't even give one to me at home anymore as I am so difficult in the tub. He he! You are such a good little trooper. And you like getting brushed? I try and eat my brush, guess I'm not too well behaved! He he. At lest your a good boy for your owner.

Your pal,

Lorenza said...

I love baths! We don't have a tub so it has to be a shower and my mom has to take it too!
I was thinking the same as Maggie. Some more fur and you can knitt a sweater!
Kisses and hugs

Amber-Mae said...

Hahaha! Serve your hooman right. When mommy bathes us three, she usually is soaking wet too. f we have to take our baths, then it's only faie that our hoomans take a bath too.

Love licks,
Slid Gold Dancer

Stanley said...

Hey, buddy Bease!

I see you are a dog after my own heart... if *I* have to take a bath then so does my girl! That's one of my life principles.

I think your girl should save that fur of the Bease and eventually she can knit herself a dog hair sweater (water proof and warm).

Goober love,

Harry said...

I have to admit that I do actually like a nice warm shower (shh, that's our secret!).

Toodle pip
Harry x

Noah the Airedale said...

Hi Beasley (we're going with Beasley today hee hee)
Baths are crap. We try to avoid them like the plague but we never succeed. Our pinky B usually puts us in the shower and he goes in with us. We really hate it but afterwards is fun when we run around like crazy dales.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Chef said...

Hey Beasley. The trick is to escape! That's what I do. I wait for the moment my mommy turns her head and I bolt. Then I run all over the house all wet and mommy's all wet running behind me. It's so fun !!! I try to eat my brush too. A doggie thing.

xoxo Chef

Asta said...

Hi Mr.T-BoneBeasley
I saw you on some of my fwiends bloggies..I'd like to be fwiends too..you look like a vewy nice aiweboy..I hate bafs too..I'm a fox tewwiew giwl fwom NYC..I'm fwiends with lots of youw fwiendzz
smoochie kisses

Neko said...

Baths suck but you'll get used to it enough to at least tolerate it sometimes. Have I told you today what acute pup you are? Love,Neko

Bogart said...

Hey T, do you do the Aire Dry too? Every time I get a bath, after I get out I run around the apartment at top speed, rubbing myself on every surface I can - mama calls it the Aire Dry - and it's FUN!


Molly and Taffy said...

Mr T Bone Beasley

You made us laugh when we saw those lovely soggy clothes of your humans. Well done for sharing water!

Molly and Taffy

Tenkiller Airedales said...

Hi Beasley....mommy Sherry here!! The one good thing you can look forward to .... is that it won't be much longer and you'll be too BIG for your human to "air-lift" you!! Then what is she going to do??? Guess you'll have to lead the way!!

Loving you,
The Digger O' Dales of the Tenkiller Airedales

Willow the Black Dale said...

Well done my friend! I guess it runs in the family! My mommy got smart and now makes my kids give me the shower. They get in their swim suits and we ALL have fun. I don't mind it but I POUT when mommy is around so she will give me good treats at the end!
When it is all over I too do the Aire Dale Run! That is the best!
barking out for now,

Asta said...

MrT-bone Beasley

I'm so happy you came to visit my bloggie..Ithink youw beawd is pafect..I'm too fluffy wight now but my gwoomew bwoke some of hew fingews and I can't get gwoomed till I get back fwom my twip..I'll just have to go as a fluffy doggie..you awe a dawling..I just know we'll be vewy good fwiends
love and smoochie kisses
Asta and Myrna