Hello! I am Mr. T-Bone Beasley, and I just did it! I just started my very own Blog! It's about time...I have so much to say, and so many adventures to tell about.
First things, first. I was born January 2nd, 2008. I have the same birthday as my human! My biological mother's name is Greta, and my dog father's name is Porkchop. Originally, my name was suppose to be soley Beasley, however, after my human heard about my dog fathers name, she found it appropriate to add the T-Bone. The "Mr." has been added because once I grow my mohawk, I will be Mr. T, I've already got a gold chain. I was born in a wonderful kennel called Ten Killer Airedales (tenkillerairedales.com), where I have a brother named Waldo and a sister named Lolita. However, I'm the cutest of the three.
On February 19th, 2008 my human whisked me away to Arizona, and I was brave because I never cried. It took some time to train my human, however, she is starting to get used to me and all of my needs. At nine weeks old I taught her to give me a treat when I sat and laid down. How simple is she. Anyway, I have to walk her at least 5 times a day, I don't want her getting fat, she's a lot of work to pull around!
While out on my walks I'm saving the world. I'm saving everyone from the dead dry leaves that roll in the wind. I protect the two and four legged humans from those poky sticks that hide in bushes, ready to attack innocent bystanders at any moment. It's exhausting, really...I have to nap at least 4 times a day, just to get up enough strength to protect all of you out there. I have provided a video of myself guarding the neighborhood, I have such a great swishy butt!
Life is pretty good. I love to eat, but mostly, I love to chew. I am now 10 weeks old and not yet close to losing my teeth, so fingers and toes are so very awesome to me! I play this game with my human where I grab her fingers or toes and she says a few choice words, then pulls away. Then I attack again! It's so much fun! Recently, I have found some other things like bones, pig hooves and ropes to chew on, so my humans phalanges are getting a bit of a rest.
Anyway, thanks for allowing me to introduce myself! There will be more later!