Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Moving...Again















Weeeerrrrd Homies! Wicky Wicky! I have news! Not the best of news, but news none the less…okay so, ummm well, okay – uhhhh, alright I’m just going to say it okay – deep breathe – I’M MOVING!

GASP! I know right! Isn’t this one of the most depressing things you’ve ever heard?? I mean, I get depressed when the humans clean my house! To watch them put everything in a box is heart breaking.

I guess we aren’t moving too far this time, but I had to give my human the look anyway. You know the look I’m talking about…the look of pure and raw disgust. I don’t understand why the human has to be so nomadic.
I suppose the nice thing about moving is that my human has bought me some “transition toys.” YEA! I know quite understand what a transition has to do with new toys, but whatever! I’m totally in, if toys are involved.

The human already ruined the surprise of some of my toys. She came home with a pack of the migrating birds and she gave me the pheasant! This thing is awesome and a lot like the honkin’ fartin’ duck that Deetz gave me a long time ago!

I loved my pheasant a lot – a little too much! One morning his honkin’ fartin’ sounds just really got me all excited, and the next thing I knew his head had ‘sploded! Of course, this was a trastavegy and the human needed to know of the remains. I couldn’t stand to look.

So, I did what any spectacular Airedale would do, I woke my human up by sticking my glorious and huge schnozz in the her mouth! Twas one of the funniest looks I’ve ever seen from my human!

The good news is that my pheasant hasn’t died completely, only his head…so the human said she would try and sew him all up so he can live to ‘splode yet again some other day!

Woohoo!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding you all that if your humans ever make you do something you don’t wanna do – you make sure you get some sort of awesome new treat or toy. These humans owe us for everything we do for them anyway!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

33 comments:

The Airechicks said...

Well - we say tell the humman - "NEW" place - "NEW" toys & treats - you could donate the "OLD" ones to a rescue group or a shelter....

New place have a big backyard??? Swimming pool?? BIG NEW bed??

You have got to ask some questions regarding this new place....

Have fun watching the human's packing...

XXXXOOOXxxooooXXoo

Can't wait to see your new place!!!!

Abby said...

Hi, Beasley...

I'm sorry you have to move, but you did get some new toys out of the deal...

I'm sure you will like you new home & that you will get used to it real soon...

Abby xxxooo

TwoSpecialWires said...

We just found you, and now you are moving!!!???

We'll try to keep track...

Your friends,
Jake and Fergi (from Molly's home)

Mango said...

That pheasant is a great stuffie. Is your mom going to sew it up so it is a headless pheasant? That will be a little creepy.

I can't believe you put your snooter in her mouth. Ha ha! Just checking to see if she was breathing, right?

I don't really know what "moving" is since I have never done it, but it sounds like a big pain.

Slobbers,
Mango

Deetz said...

Moving!!!! How far away? Maybe to Kansas? That would be fantastic....surely your mum knows we need to play together and is moving to Kansas, uh? I love your pheasant.....My fartin duck still farts all the time...Sharkie plays with it now. I am almost too big to play with toys...NOT!
Deetzy

Jake of Florida said...

We love that last photo!!!

But where are you moving to. Inquiring terriers need more information.

Wirey woofs,


Jake and Just Harry

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Sorry that your momma was born a wanderin' gal...you gotta roll with it Bease! New toys are a nice touch. She knows the rules!!
Smooches,
BabyRocketDog & Hootie

Joe Stains said...

my humans moved like 34985 times when I was younger, now they have been in the same place for a while. Once you get settled you should come over and play with us, we have a big yard and I will probably only try to hump you and um Tanner will play with you for real.

Maggie and Mitch said...

How we would LOVE to see a picture of your huge nose in your girls mouth, Mr T-Bone Beasley!
Moving sounds like fun to us - especially if new toys are involved!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Agatha and Archie said...

Well at least you got a good toy out of the deal....We wish we could have seen the schnozz in the mouth trick as well!!! Love A+A

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
Good luck with the moving!
Don't kill your new toy. I want to see it in your new place!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Noah the Airedale said...

Hope the move goes smoothly Bease.
Paws crossed you dont have to move again for a while.

tailwags
Noah

Dewey Dewster said...

Wow Bease....new house, new toys and repaired toy too...what more can ya ask fer....it's a good thin' that Gram sews up our toys or we wouldn't have any at all since the first thing we do with 'em is rip 'em apart ta see if we can.......

Dewey Dewster here....

Chef said...

You had me going, Beese. I thought you're moving to Montreal!! Oh well, maybe next time.

I'm glad to hear you still have some of the toys I sent you. I still have some of yours too. The fire hose was actually in the back yard all winter and now that the snow has melted, it's back! I was very happy to see it again. Soon as it's cleaned up, I'm back to it!

Hope the move goes smoothly and that you'll approve of the new place. You should have a say in these things, ya know.

xox
Chef

Fred said...

Ooh--moving is tough! Almost as tough as camp (shudder). Good luck--glad you got new toys!

the 4 Bs said...

hey Mr. Bease! that's kind of exciting that you are moving. maybe you are going to live in a wonderful place with lots of friends all around. and good job on those 'transition' toys. any reason to get a new toy works for us.

woofs!

happy said...

Wow, I wouldn't mind moving too if I'm going to get lots of new toys!

Happy moving!

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Good luck with your move! Before our peeps moved to Georgia, they moved 14 times in 15 years! They say it never gets any easier, no matter how many times you do it!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Beas...so when and where are ya movin'?? Oh my...we can't even imagine...I mean we dogs like excitement like a squirrel of a deer comin' into our yardie...but we like routine...and that's hard to do when ur movin' someplace else...we'll be thinkin' of ya sweet Boy...need me to pop over and help pack???

Love ya lots...Laciegirlie

Pee ess love the new toys!!!!!!

JB's Big World said...

Bease! I hope your move goes ok. I know how it is....I have had to move many times in my short 8 years of life. It is not fun. Make sure you pack all your toys, ok?
--JB

Lacy said...

w000f's Mr T, me gits to finally leave u a comment now..puter has been bad....me not think me wood like moving so much...u cood move here and we cood play bitey face and chase...me gots a lots of cats here and squeerls..

b safe,
~rocky~

Kirby said...

WOW, moving again? I hope you like your new home and that you break it in just right. I think it's great that you get toys to taking the moving news a bit better, and I love that you already de-stuffed him. Stuffies don't stand a chance in the jaws of an Airedale.

Your pal,
Kirby

Thor said...

Sorry you have to move, Beasley!
At least you got new toys!
Hope you like your new home!
Glad to see you again, buddy!

Love,
Thor

Eric said...

New Pad T Bone. Hope it's the lap of luxury you deserve. With a whole flock of those pesky pheasant things. The non exploding sort.Happy new home, see you there next time?

Wiry wags, Eric xx

Willow the Black Dale said...

I am so sorry to hear of your move. Where is your crazy mom moving you to now???
Thank dawg she is bribing you. I have missed you a lot....
smooches and hugs,
Willow

Amber-Mae said...

Oh Beasley, we hope the move will be smooth. I'm sure you will love your new home once you've settled down in it for a few days.

Smoochies,
Solid Gold Dancer

Caz and Ludo the cool dude said...

Movings not so bad lots of new smells and new palces to walk. Will you get a big new garden. We moved about 10 months ago and we have a huge garden now and even better ai got OTTO my new bruver too.

ludo the cool dude.

Rambo said...

You are moving again? What's wrong with the old dog house??? I like my dog house. If the humans want to move, they can go themselves!
Good luck.
Rambo

Bogart said...

New places to pee on - just think of it that way :)

Love,
Bogart

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

So did you get settled in? We can't wait to see the new doghouse...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Molly and Taffy said...

Hi Mr T

Have you moved yet? We miss you.

Molly and Taffy

Stanislaw said...

We LOVE our migrators! Big Pupi goes wacky smacky for those farty sounds. He nibbles them for hours!

Clark Thomas said...

I'm sure you will love your new home once you've settled down in it for a few days.Challenge coins