Sunday, January 25, 2009

Oh To Be Muddy...

















Guess who’s back, back again…T-Bone’s back, tell a friend. Guess who’s back, guess who’s back…

I like to rap like I’m that Eminem guy sometimes.

Anyway! So, quickly I will update you on what happened from Christmas to just recently.

First of all, Santa came to visit me. My God Human made me a stocking for Santa to put all my presents in, and naturally my stocking was bigger than the humans or the cats stockings! This is only because I’m a big guy, thus I get more toys. That’s how it works right?

So on Christmas there was stocking inspection…
















I got so much crap! It’s only because I’ve been a good boy this year (mostly…). I got this cool little mole looking thing. It’s dead now.

Then, I got a dragon…he died, his face sploded.

Annnnd, I got this flying squirrel thing with like 16 squeakers. The squirrels head died, but most of the squeakers still live!

Ummmmm, and you can see all of my extraneous gifts here on my bed, at the inspection site.
















The day after Christmas my human and her boyfriend had to attend a wedding. My human had difficulties with this, because that meant she had to wear a dress. Shield your eyes my four legged ones, I’m about to unveil a human yet again on my page!

















While the humans were at the wedding I was attending a very fabulously muddy time at the kennel place. It was fun…Gregg, the guy who trained me has the kennel and well, you know, he loves me, so I was totally in like sin. He made sure I had all the mud I wanted so I could have the time of my life…and a mess for my human when she picked me up.

After the human retrieved me, I body slammed her with my muddy self and made all sorts of noises that I didn’t know I could make! I always surprise myself! After my super duper Bease bath my human began to unpack. I accompanied her to ensure that she wasn’t trying to leave me again.





















Once things returned to normal in my house I decided I would snuggle Satan on the couch. Not too close though as Satan prefers not to be smothered…and she has cooties. My human lived up to her responsibility of keeping me happy by ensuring that I was at my utmost comfort levels…
















I think that’s enough catching up for today! But be prepared my friends! Next post we shall talk about my first birthday ever! Woohoo! A Bease sized Birthday! Go Me!
















This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding you all that mud may not be man’s best friend, but we are, and we are a twofer deal. If you wanna four legged human, that means you must love mud, right?

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

40 comments:

the 4 Bs said...

hi Mr. Bease! we're happy to woof you! it sounds like you've been having a good time. we want to know about that squirrel with 16 squeakers. wow! that would put Benson in squeaker heaven. he's a squeaker murderer.

we wish you could show us a photo of you in all of your muddy glory. mud is so cool. we love mud. we bet you look terrific when you are all muddy and filthy. cool.

wofos.

Noah the Airedale said...

So much has been happening in the land of Bease matie. Good to see you enjoying some muddy times. We've had a few of those lately let me tell you. Infact I Noah am the muddiest of all the leuradales. We can compare notes sometime.

That's a top pic of your human and her fella.

tailwags
Noah

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mom thinks your Christmas stocking is just beautiful! Your GodHuman did an awesome job!
Congrats on sploding lots of your Christmas toys, Mr. T-Bone Beasley! That's what they're for, right?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Abby said...

Hi, T-Bone...

It sounds like you have been having lots of fun...

That mud thing sounds great, but the bath after - not so much...

Can't wait to hear more...

Abby xxxooo

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

It sounds like you were having a blast while you were away, Beasley! Congrats on the 'sploding stuffies! We've been having a contest to see which one of us can bring the most mud into the house. I, Patches, am winning so far!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Faya said...

Oh Beasley ! I wish one day I could be your Christmas or Birthday gift ....
Kisses, Faya

Niamh said...

Your Christmas presents looked like fun. Too bad most of them are dead now. Mud is good! Get as messy as you can Beasley!

Your friend,
Niamh

Stanislaw said...

Big Pupi likes to dig nests in suitcases and sleep in there. That's how you make SURE they can't leave without you!

I prefer to shed profusely and sometimes do wet sneezes on a suitcase filled with nice clean, folded human naked skin covers.

Stanley said...

BEase!

Can't wait to hear more about your adventures and your birthday, man! You are an adult 4-legged hooman now!

Your girl looked bootiful, even if she does have another hooman growing off of her face.

Bring it on soon, man! I can't wait. Seriously!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Rambo said...

Hi T-
what a great Christmas you had!! You are one special dawg. G-Mom says you are so cute and very funny and you must deserve all those gifts. Hmmm. I guess I'm not that cute or funny cause I only got two gifts from Santa. Rip off!
Have fun in the mud, bud. Hey, I made a rhyme! he he
licks,
Rambo





pee ess...yes, I would like you to come over and pee on the lying humans since being a small dog I can only reach their shoes. I bet you could do much better!

Deetz said...

We are definitely rubber and glue and the snackie game sounds delicious!!!!! hehe Your so funny Beasley
Your lil leggies are getting really long. I bet we could run really really fast together. Are you big enough now to travel? I wish we could play together...Sharkie is very annoying ya know. WE will leave him at home, okay.
I cannot wait to hear more glorious adventures and your mum looks good with a dress on...Did you do the nose butt inspection..thats what I always do when mum wears a dress
Deetzy

Asta said...

Hi Tbone Beasley
Mud!!
How I envy you..I nevew have seenany..can you believe it..allthewe is in the city is diwty cement,
I'm suwe glad you had a good time though..youw giwl hooman is a booty!
I'm glad you shawe some of youw mud wif hew..
smoochie kisses
ASTA

JB's Big World said...

Bease! My mom has a a twofer with my brother Bear today fur sure! She just had to change her clothes from the mud he left on her!
Looks like you have a really nice human mom.
You don't think I have cooties, do you? Tell Satan "hi" for me.
--JB

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
Sure you have had a great time all these days!
You got lots of toys that are no longer in one piece!
The muddy time sounds pawesome! I am sure you loved it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mango said...

What a big stocking full of stuff for YOU! The mud bath sounds quite thearputic.

Slobbers,
Mango

Amber-Mae said...

You've been busy! And nice goodies you got there!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Molly and Taffy said...

Mr T we so enjoyed reading about your adventures over Christmas and going to the kennels to have a muddy time with your friend Gregg.

You've had a birthday and we missed it! Hope you had a grrrrrreat time with lots more pressies Mr T.

Molly and Taffy

Deetz said...

I just love your stocking stuffers and that photo of you in the blankie....you know I lay like that all the time too...see we are so much alike you and I, just like pie in the sky....lol...I cannot rap like you though. I gots new photos up. Come and see my bratty brother.
Deetzy

Dewey Dewster said...

Hey Beasley...

Glad ta ear ya had a great holiday and new year too....yep, isn't mud great ??? It is fer us too until the hoomans see it on ya....'n then yer toast and of course in fer a bath too....

The only time water is OK is in the summer when our swimmin' pool is out and so is the sun....

Dewey Dewster here....

Bogart said...

Rock on muddy man!

Love,
Bogart

Bae Bae said...

What a pawsome xmas you had T-Bone. ;) Can't wait to hear about your birthday

~ Bae

Eric said...

Rocking good Christmas Bease, I love the matching leggededs socks and your collar!! And the 16 squeeker squirell...boy oh boy need a paw to help kill it? Can't wait for the next rapping update man.

Wiries, Eric xx

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Mr. T-Bone B.,

Thanks fow signing my guest book. My hooman doesn't like to weaw dwesses either. Is your cat weally called Satan ow is that how you refew to all cats?

xxx Asta (Oz)

Chef said...

Bease, you have no idea how great it is to see pictures of you almost regularly again!!

Ahhhh M-U-D! I almost forget how delicious filthy, slimy mud is. It's been so long since I've played in mud because all we have around here is snow! Did you know I've decided I hate winter? That's because snow melts in your mouth on on your paws and it's so cold -- but mud sticks there, til you-know-who washes it off but still, it's so much yuckier than snow and I miss it. SEND ME MUD, k?

Can't wait to see how you spent your birthday.

So good seeing you, big boy.

xoxoxoxoxo
Chef

Kess And Her Mama said...

What a brilliant quote at the end of the post! Glad you're back.

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

What a great update. Since your people wouldn't take you to the wedding, it was only fair that you got to play in the mud.

Levi

P.S. My human hates dresses, too.

Deetz said...

Hi Beasley

Just checkin in on my buddy...Can your mum ship you to me yet? Maybe this summer?
Sharkie bites to hard!
Deetzy

happy said...

Sounds like you had a great time at mud spa there!

Georgeous said...

Nice to see you back Bease, sorry I missed your barkday! especially your 1st one :(
It's nice to see a human face now and again, my humans get in my pictures all the time...
George

Homer said...

Good to have you back Mr Beasley! And, looking forward to your future postings!

Love,
Homer

Life With Dogs said...

Nothing like a muddy body slam to remind you what dog stewardship is about :)

Faya said...

Happy Valentine's Day Mr. Beasley ! I miss you !
Kisses, Faya

Neko said...

I have an award for you at my blog, come on by when you have a minute. Love,neko

Fred said...

Wow Mr. Beasley! What an exciting life you lead!
Just stopping by to say hey!

Deetz said...

HeeHaw Beasley.......I just came over to hug you and tell you how special you are to me. Life is short and I realize that now that Bogart's Daddy is really sick and needs our prayers. If it hadn't been for me finding Bogart a long time ago, I would have never found you my brother. I just wanted you to know how special I think you are.
Deetzy

Clover said...

Hi Bease!
I have been missing you. Hope you and your human are doing well. Come back soon. :)
Love Clover xo

Lucia said...

Ciao bella!

I don't think we've been introduced yet, but I'm Lucia, an Aire-girl who's just getting started with a bloggie. I'd love to be your amica! Please stop by my bloggie when you can because the very special, esteemed Honest Scrap award waits for you there!

Tanti baci!
Lucia

JB's Big World said...

Bease,
Are you still muddy, or stuck in the mud now? How are you doing, my buddy?
--JB

The 3 G-Dales said...

Mister Beasely!

Haalllooooo! Lola Belle here saying hi. I'm gwoing up so vewy fast! Mumsie has asked me to stop for a wittle while....see I"m almost as big as JACK! Yikes, and I'm only 11 mos. old. I have to say your mommy is sure pwetty...we loved seeing her piccie! YEAH!

We love your angel earies too....smoochies....mwaahhh! WE love you..Happy Saint Pawtrick's Day, too!

Lovely to see you and say hello...come visit us sometime, okay?

TwoSpecialWires said...

Hello friend from myspace! We're heading over and would love to add you to our blog list so we can keep better track of you! OK with you?

Jake and Fergi (who are very impressed with all you've been up to!)