Hello! Did you all like my magic trick?
See, I made you all believe that I disappeared, but here I am!
Poof!
Alacazam!
Muahahahaha! I do a great disappearing act!
Where have I been you ask? Well I’ve been busy! I’ve been busy protecting all of my belongings from the C-A-T-S that I live with!
That’s right! Those things think they are all sneaky and stuff, but they aren’t! I caught on to their sneaky business! Mostly it’s Linus that is trying to take over my identity, but sometimes Satan gets in on the sneekiness as well.
It all started out when Linus decided that he liked the bed that my human keeps in her room. My “bedroom bed” we shall call it!
Then he decided to take over the bed that I keep in the living room. My “living room bed” of course!
Can you believe that he would take over that bed? I mean that’s the bed that I use to commence such activities such as…
Stick inspection…
Working on my Watch Dog skills with my eyes closed (it’s misleading and sneaky, I know…)
He even wanted to take over my crate, which is way too big for him...
So then, Satan tried to take over my black Kong! I was like, “Oh my CRAP Satan, my Kong is bigger than your head! You can’t have it!”
Soon thereafter, the C-A-T-S stopped trying to take over my belongings. Instead they tried to take over my IDENTITY!!! That’s right! They totally want to be me!
Look at Linus trying to copy cat my sleeping skills…
And here he is trying to lap water like I do…
He doesn’t drip water all over the floor quite as well as I do. The dripping of water from my beard is a task that I take very seriously. It’s to keep up my human’s awareness and tests her reflexes. It’s because I love her that I do these things…
Anyway, there wasn’t anything else I could do other than to take over some of their crap! I ate and demolished a couple of their favorite catnip toys. But they don’t know that yet, they just think they are missing…they were small anyway. I’m sure they will find some of the remains in my poop tomorrow…
Then, I took over their play tube!
Once I invaded their territory, the theftage of my identity came to a screetching halt…and I was like, “Booyah C-A-T-S! That will teach you to take over the identity of someone whose nose is bigger than yours! Woot! Woot!”
This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding you all to watch every move you make, and every step you take ‘cause more than likely, there will be a C-A-T watching you and trying to take over your identity!
Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
