Thursday, April 30, 2009

I Love Grass!

Fellow four legged ones! I am here! Well, you know...I'm back.

I am all moved in! Yea! It was a bit of a rough week when we moved. I mean, my human was taking things apart (with these tool things that I was sure she didn't know how to use) and then putting them in my Bease mobile. Then!!!! The stoopid human had the audacity to leave me in the house by myself with most of my belongings gone! She took like 5 trips over to the new place and just left me behind!

Finally, she came back to the house - we ate, and then she loaded me up in the very crowded Bease mobile (she's lucky she rolled the window down for me or I would have for sure farted and killed everything around me) and took me to the new place. I'll have you know that I hated it! Lots of our stuff was thrown everywhere, but nothing of MINE was in the house! The nimrod of a human did not bring my very precious toys and chewies to entertain me!

While she unpacked boxes and put things back together I sniffed things out. I thought about peeing on the walls just to mark it as mine - but alas I remembered that I ought to use manners when entering a new place. So, I peed outside on the patio instead. I mean, I HAD to! Anything can get into a backyard, so I needed everything to know that the backyard was definitely mine! I mean, pretty much anything I touch is mine, but the backyard for sure does not belong to anyone else!

Since the human forgot my toys I found a rubber ball in the backyard that I got to kill!

The best part of this backyard is that I have grass! Yea! Like for real - dead grass, you know the straw-like grass that is great to roll in and bring inside!

Anyway, I was packed back into the Jeep (Bease mobile) and taken to the remainings of my home that I have known for over a year. While we were there I found this pottery thing that was like evil and stuff. Since I never really got to sniff that sucker out, I had to give it a nice and fuuurrrrocious echo-ey bark to show it who is boss. I've never liked pottery or big pots. I'm pretty sure that evil exists inside, it's always made me a bit nervous...

When the room was cleaned out, only my humans - ahem MY bed remained and it was put up against the wall. And wouldn't you know it...Linus decided to play king of the mattress!

He's lucky I didn't jump that high to get him of MY property! THEN!!! The human went to pack up all of my treats and stuff, but she had to leave to go get some tape, and when she came back there was a Linus in the box! In MY box!

Anyway, getting used to my new home has been a bit of an adjustment, but I think I'm starting to like it lots! I get to guard the yard...

Ooooo and I’ve also discovered that I really enjoy destroying sprinklers! Those things are awesome!

There’s always lots to be done in the back yard, so I make sure I spend a lot of time “on-duty” there…

And of course, I'm always working and on duty - I'm just tricky, I don’t really sleep...

While the pheasant is in the midst of being repaired, I was given the GOOSE! The goose is pretty awesome, I've almost killed his squeaker, but I like to leave the migrators in suspense...never knowing when their lost honk and fart will be! Muahahahahaha!

I got all sorts of awesome things when we moved - which of course made things a bit easier on me! I got a green gator that has no stuffing, but makes 2 different kinds of squeaking - which is awesome! I also got a purple duck with a squeaker and crinkly feet...uhhh some new shredfully awesome rope, a new rope ball, and a carrot!

I love that fricken carrot! We like to play "where's the carrot" in my house! My human will send a picture of my carrot in the random places that I leave it, then she sends it to my God Human (humans roommate) and she has to guess where I left it! Oooohhhhhh yea! It's a great game. Sometimes for fun I just like to squeak the sucker over and over - just to make sure the humans really are sleeping. If I hear a grunt or some other choice words, then I know they are faking sleep and I usually enter one of their rooms to serenade them to sleep with sweet squeaker awesomeness!

This is Mr. T-Bone Beasley signing out and reminding you all that if it's yours, then pee on it!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley


Deetz said...

Beasley my man......I am so glad you got moved and you have lovely green grass to play in..I sure hope it is in a better neighborhood and you gets to meet lots of new doggies and stuff. You make a great guard mum farts too ya know...I swear, Beasley, the other day she checked her own pulse after one, cuz she thought she had dun died.

Lizzy said...

Beasley, man!

OMDog!! That pot must have been so terrifying! I mean, it was just sitting there all evil like, just waiting for you to come closer so the evilness inside could come out and snatch you up! You were SO brave to bark at it!

Sounds like you and your human have been very busy with all the moving! I've never moved before, I've been in the same house for over 7 years... It must be strange to watch everything leave the old place in the Bease mobile to arrive at an all new place... I'm glad to didn't kill everything with your farts, I'm sure you human wouldn't have been too happy. But as for the marking, you keep it up, you must let everyone know that the backyard and house is all YOURS!

I hope you have a GRRRReat day, man!


Jake of Florida said...

Grass is good. My chomping on grass as I take my morning walkie with Mom and then retching it up a few seconds later is one of the highlights of her morning. I know, because she's told me -- over and over again.

We're so glad you're all moved in. The process sounds as though it was pretty traumatic -- but now that you have your toys and you've found your favorite peeing spots, all seems to be OK.

Wirey woofs!!

Jake and Just Harry

Agatha and Archie said...

It looks fabulous! And you have GRASS!!!!! That carott looks like he might be a lot of fun! Love A+A

Niamh said...

Sorry that your move was so stressful Beasley. But your yard looks amazing! I bet you can have a great time out there with all your new toys. Enjoy!

Your friend,

Faya said...

Grass is so nice....I love to sleep on the grass....
I can see on the video that you are almost as courageous as I am...
hahahaha I missed you so much is good to see you !
Kisses, Faya

Duke said...

That's one bigboybark you have, Bease! We loved your video! Mitch would have acted the same way to that pottery thingy!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Asta said...

I'm glad you awe finally stawting to settle in..that must have been vewy twaumatic..glad you wectified things and peed on them to make it youws.
That back yawd looks pwetty pawsome..I have a feeling you'we going to love it!
smoochie kisses

Dexter said...

Mr. T.
You are brave to defend against whatever that scary thing was. I hope it didn't follow you to your new house.

Your yard is wonderful. You are king of the estate.


Kess And Her Mama said...

When's the housewarming? It's cool you have a yard to play in. Yeah, you definitely have to defend it against anything, esp cats and squirrels!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mr. T!
Glad you are getting used to your new home! I am sure you are enjoying a lot your grass!
I loved your video!
Kisses and hugs

The Musketeers said...

It looks GREAT ! & you're finally back ! We missed you :D

Lots of Mushy Hugs,
Four Musketeers

Noah the Airedale said...

Bease matie,
Your new backyard looks huge. How good is that! How do you like the neighbours? Have you met them yet?
Enjoy the new place buddy.


Abby said...

Hi, Beasley...

Yeah...Grass is great!!

I'm glad you got moved & that you have a yard to guard...

Did you bring the pottery thingy with you, or did you leave it at the old house?? That thing was pretty scary...

Abby xxxooo

Lucia said...

Ciao bello Beasely!

Fantastico backyard, il mio amico -- just the right size for playing and chasing! So glad you're all moved in now.

You probably couldn't hear me, but when la mia ragazza played your viddie and I heard you bark, I barked back! Hellloooooo!!!!!

Love your carrot game!

Tanti baci!

Eric said...

Huh. Those kitties are all the same. Trying to take over. Claiming all your stuffies.Did you give him a bit of a bark? Sort him out? Crickey your move looked stressful pal but what a fab new home with its big back garden. And wohoo!! Grass. You managed to kill it yet Bease? You can you know. Drink a lot from the sprinkler then you will. Try planting that cute carrot toy out there too- might get a lot more growing.And will leave the leggededs gobsmacked at your new leaving place for it!!!

Happy new home to you and your leggededs! Wiry wags pal, Eric xxxx

the many Bs said...

hey Mr. Beaseley, that new place sounds pretty good, with the grass yard and all. we're glad you're getting it all sniffed out. now that your bed and your toys are there, it will seem more like home.


Princess Patches said...

We're glad you like your new "digs", Bease! It's very scary to be left alone in a house where most of your stuffs are already gone! We're glad you made the best of it!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

I am glad you are settled in with grass too. And good thing the Bease-mobile had room for you.
Linus has the right idea, btw, in the box. Boxes are one of the most wonderful inventions!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Howdy Bease! Your new place looks great! Grass to roll in and all those cool new toys! Wow. We hope you're all used to your new surroundings now.
AireKisses & WelshieHugs,
Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie

ps - We put some pics (from Cosmo Park) of you and your Mom on our bloggie. The special one on the bottom is really nice! X-BRD

Dewey Dewster said...


Glad ta hear ya got moved inta yer new home and that ya like it...

Now that's great advice about peein' on things that are yours.....after all that's the only way anyone else will know that it is yours.....'n that's what's important......

Dewey Dewster here....

Fred said...

Glad the move is going so well! Meanwhile, I think I have much to learn from you...

Rambo said...

I'm glad you like your new dog house Bease! Lots of grass is fun.

What were you trying to tell that pottery thing??? You were very scary.


Stanley said...

Hey, Bease!

SOrry I haven't been around, but MAN, I like your new digs! I'd be willing to send you a vial of goober wee to help christen your new yard if you like. If nothing else, it will make it more conducive to goober activity!

Don't you just LOVE roaching on the grass! I'm sure you'll make yourself some good memories there. I can just picture you with your lovely carrot, serenading the peeps when they are fake sleeping.

I have to say, I'm a little jealous of Hootie & Baby Rocket Dog since they have gotten to meet you twice now! VERY cool, man.

We'll go by to see your bud Gotti. So tell me... is he any relation to John Gotti... you know, part of the "family?"

Goober love & smooches,

Astrid Keel said...

yay to grass and yards! moving is no fun... i hope my parents NEVER move (And never clean either...!)

Amber-Mae said...

Yayyy! Your new home looks loverly! And you got a HUGE yard too & it's all yours!!! Looks like you have a new job now to guard the whole yard.

Solid Gold Dancer + Puppies

i said...

Glad to hear you're all settled in!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Dear Mr.T-Bone Beasley...Where are you?? We are up in farrr North Idaho now and the weather is delightful. You can come see us if you want. We are in the woods and living like Grizzly Adams!! I miss seeing you and so does little Hootie. Hope you are having a good summer. Love ya, BabyRocketDog

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Hi Bease!! I miss you!
Looks like you are settling in to your new place.
I have a new blog now; please come meet my new brother if you get a chance! If you would like to link to me, can you please list me as "Sunshine and Mud Puddles"? Thanks!

Duke said...

Hey, Mr. T-Bone Beasley,
Molly and Taffy are in the running for the Awesome Blog award over at the Bone Zone and they would sure appreciate your vote!
We sure do miss you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Deefor said...

Hi Mr T
I haven't blogged for a longer time than you so I missed a lot of stuff. But your new place looks nice. Your human must be really busy with moving. Enjoy the summer.


Sami & Baylee said...

I am so happy you moved and have grass..of how fun it is to roll in! I will to have a new home soon whenever we sell the one we have now then we will be moving to a farm and mommy says I will love it..I hope so!

love sami

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Oh ya you have a great new backyard.. we know you will enjoy your new home and mom will find those toys of yours..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Faya said...

I miss you Beasley ....
Kisses, Faya

Lizzy said...


And that's an order.


The 3 G-Dales said...

You guys totally crack us up! How were we supposed to not be laughing our butts off? That was vary entertaining...glad you like your new place and your stuff is doing well there...Rock on Bease....the Dales love ya!

Deetz said...

I had to come and see your wonderful face and send you some farts! I was thinking about you and your mum and wanted to say Hello. Guess what? I brought home a kitten? I know it was a crazy thing to do, but my mum looked bored doing housework and laundry and taking care of dad...I felt she needed one more thing on her platey.
Love you guys

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Bease, Where are you? We are up here in farrr N.Idaho loving the cool fresh air. Mommy says we have to go back to Phx sometime this winter. Playdate?? Stop by to say hello sometime.
BabyRocketDog and Hootie

Lizzy said...

Okay, Mr. Beasely... Now I'm getting VERY frustrated.

WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? I'm going to hunt you down make make sure you're okay if you don't post another blog soon.


Duke said...

Merry Christmas, Mr. T-Bone Beasley!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Duke said...

Happy birthday and Happy New Year, Mr. T-Bone Beasley!
We hope 2010 is a wonderful year for you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

We're back in AZ!! Hope to see you soon!
XXXOOO-BabyRD and Hootie

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Duke said...

We hope your Christmas was the merriest and we wish you a happy and safe and healthy new year, Mr. T-Bone Beasley!
Tomorrow is your birthday! Have a great day!
We miss you!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Asta said...

MrT-Bone Beasley
I miss you and wanted you to know that I'm sending my vewy bestest wishes fow youw Biwfday. I hope you had a gweat time and the new yeaw bwings good health and tons of fun and tweats
smoochie kisses

Unknown said...

I'm glad you awe finally stawting to settle in..that must have been vewy twaumatic.Challenge coins

Unknown said...

My chomping on grass as I take my morning walkie with Mom and then retching it up a few seconds later is one of the highlights of her morning. I know, because she's told meChallenge coins

World of Animals, Inc said...

Playing the grass looks to be so much fun. It is the best when it's summertime and the cool grass is great to lay on. Thanks for sharing the wonderful photos. Have a great day and have fun.
World of Animals

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